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Joined 09-05-08, id: 1686771, Profile Updated: 10-23-09
Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Twilight.

Hello, n'stuff. Feel free to explore and poke at my profile all you wish!

Favorite shows:

Yugioh

D. Gray Man

Kuroshitsuji

Blood+

Fullmetal Alchemist

Death Note

Naruto

Family Guy

Disgaea

Favorite Characters:

Yami

Yugi

Marik

Ryou

Bakura

Allen Walker

Jr. Bookman Lavi

Rhode Kamelot

Tyki Mikk

JasDevi

Yuu Kanda

Ciel Phantomhive

Sebastian

Grell (la~lel~la~lel)

Undertaker

Stewie Griffan

Deidara

Hidan

Itachi

Sasuke

Hagi (Hot~Hagi)

Saya

Laharl (-Sama)

L

Near

Mello

Matt

Edward Elric

Least Favorite Characters:

Tea

Kaiba

Mokuba

Lenalee Lee

Komui Lee

Choaji

Skin Bolic

Light Yagami

Angela/Ash (STUPID BITCH/BASTARD)

Favorite Couple's:

RyouxBakura

MarikxMalik

BakuraxMalik

RyouxMarik

Yullen

Lavin

Yuu/Lavi

L/Matt

L/Mello

L/Near

Near/Matt

Near/Mello

Matt/Mello

RoyEd

Quotes:

"He’ll then get this really strange look in his eye and tell me that he’ll ‘murder you in a horribly painful fashion if you so much as hint to the police that I am here. And you know I keep my promises’."-Kleptomania, Tensai-chan

"It was totally brilliant seeing the look on his face though… I think Bakura still has the scars on his fingers from where my other half sewed them together (where he got the thread from I’ll never know)."."-Kleptomania, Tensai-chan

"Heh, heh, ...Pants" -Colleen (My BFF)

"Great Scott," he muttered, amazed. "I'm all better now!" And with that Bakura hugged him tightly. Suddenly, they both realized they were actually gay!"-Everything wrong with it,TypoNumber5

"Perikan nodded solemnly. "Yes. This is... the OTHER Sennen Ring!"

The former pharaoh's eyes widen. "I thought it was just a legend," he breathed. Fixing his oh-so-lovely eyes on it, he stared at the Supreme Shinyness. "What does it do?"

Perikan's lavender eyes brightened. "I'm glad you asked!" Whipping out a microphone from her purse, she pressed the 'play' button on a tape player conveniently placed in the middle of the sink. A happy tune erupted from the machine and Perikan burst into a perfectly on key song.

"OOOOOOOH!

My thousand-year item can do most anything,

It can read minds, levitate, and kill any fool,

It can translate things into French and German,

See the future and look all around cool.

It can do whatever I want it too plus more,

And it makes jewelry obsessed tomb robbers drool.

It can stop kids from vomiting on roller coaster rides,

Act as a flashlight and keep flies away from your mule.

OOOOOOOH!

My thousand-year item is the perfect weapon

It magically transforms into a dagger,

And can fly at enemies' eyes and poke them out!

My item fights on its own with the force of a Redwall badger,

And there's nothing you sissies can do about it.

It lightens the load of my shopping passion, and that of the stone block dragger.

(Because that's how the pyramids were built-- I'm so smart...)

And it will bring justice crashing down on the arrogant bragger!

OOOOOOOH!

You see, my thousand-year item makes me perfect.

With it I can cook, sing, write, act, dance, and draw with my toes,

(Here's proof that I'm smart-- I told ya I was!)

I always make A's and I know how to tie perfect bows.

With my superior sneaking, spying, magic, and karate I'll always beat my foes,

I'll just keep getting better as my goddesslike hair grows!

Because the OTHER Sennen Ring is merely the best.

By the way, did I mention it can talk to crows?

OOOOOOOH!"-Everything wrong with it,TypoNumber5

"The day went on, stuff happened. Very odd stuff. I have yet to come up with what kind of stuff, but yeah. There was stuff going on."-Everything wrong with it,TypoNumber5

"NA NO DAAAA!" I screamed and threw empty cookie wrappers at her. Then I began to run around the cafeteria insanely, yelling my head off. "THE MUFFIN MAN IS ON MY HIT LIST!! POWER TO THE SCONES!! NA NO DAAAAAAAAA!!"-Cookie, TypoNumber5

PREP

You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
(x)You love/like going to the mall.
(x) You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Hudsons.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 2

GOTHIC

(x)Black is one of your favorite colors.
(x)You have thought about death.
(x)You wear chains.
(x)You like heavy metal.
(x) You've shopped at Hot Topic.
(x)You have worn black lipstick.
(x)Your hair was/is dark.
(x)You dislike preps.
(x)You're an athiest/agnostic. (Atheist bitches!!)
Total : 9

PUNK

You can skateboard

(x) You've worn plaid.
(x)You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count)
You dislike pink.
(x)You hate/dislike preps.

(x)You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 3

GEEK

(x) You love the computer.
(x)You like Harry Potter.
(x) you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
(x)You love/like reading.
(x)You were/are in band
(x)You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
you never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
(x) You like the band Evanescence
(x)you cry easily
(x)You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
(x)You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
you have written a sad poem
(x)you think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 5

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
(x) You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
(x)You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

(x) You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
(x)You never walk anywhere.
you wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.

You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 1

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Grand final.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number
Total : 000000

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I am the girl who has an unwanted boyfriend because my parents believe homosexuality is devil-work.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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The Plothole Monster Loves This Story by junodog reviews
Edward Elric is taken to the PrincetonPlainsboro Teaching Hospital due to some rather strange symptoms...Crossover FMA House M.D., usage of my friend Benji the plothole monster, mangabased.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,954 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Edward E., G. House
FullMetal in Forks by Super Goat Grl reviews
What happens when Edward Elric and Edward Cullen meet in Forks? What is Ed Elric hiding? And...Will Bella reveal a secret older than the Cullens? Post CoS a.k.a FMA the Movie Moved from Book crossovers
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007
L Is Sick, But With What? by NostalgicDaydream reviews
He's sick, but what is he sick with? Funny, I think.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - L - Complete
Math Class by thecupcakefox reviews
Malik and Bakura get into trouble in math class. ONESHOT
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Afraid to Fall in Love by Doc Scratch reviews
Trapped at night in a haunted house with your best friend’s worst enemy… who also happens to be really cute… it doesn’t get much worse than this. Or does it? SLASH! MattxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Golden Eyes by junodog reviews
Equivalent Exchange: These two boys believe in it. In fact, it's what they know best. But when the CSI team finds two goldeneyed boys trapped in a murderer's apartment, equivalent exchange loses all meaning. Rated for adult themes xoverCSI plotholemonster
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,677 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Fever by Wrath-Kun reviews
Near hates being sick. Very slight Near? Prepare for the fluff....
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
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Cats reviews
One-Shot. He didn't like cats. He really didn't. Cute little fic I thought of while thinking of crossover fics. First Yu-Gi-Oh story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Atem - Complete
Twilight And the Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
Edward and Bella go off to Amestris after suspecting a vampire of killing state alchemist's, they go off to find the one vampire known in Central. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Then fanfiction that should have never been reviews
What happens when my silly little brother steps into a portal leading Amestris, and meets Ed and Al? How the hell am i supposed to know? Read it for yourself!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
No Matter How Scary reviews
Near had a nightmare, and goes to Mello for comfort. Oneshot. NearxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Three Things reviews
L is having a nightmare, and its up to Light to wake him up.Oneshot.LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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