Hello all! My name is Samantha, you can call me Sam, or, you know, maybe Mrs. Fred Weasley? Hmm, I think I would enjoy that quite alot. I would like to welcome you all to my HARRY POTTER only fanfiction site. You may also know me as Weasley_nerdd. WN mostly revolves around Twilight, with a few others mixed in there. I promise you this, I will only be posting one story at a time in the hopes of actually finishing a story:)

Here is some information about moi.:.. I'm 14 years old. I live in Minnesota, my friends will call me short, but no, I'm just virtically challenged. I enjoy reading, writing, and playing volleyball. I'm a gay rights supporter and one of my best friends is gay.

I have medium length brown hair and storm grey eyes that turn blue when I'm happy. I'm mostly an easy going person, but I cannot stand it when people make fun of others. As of right now, I have a friend who is borderline suicidal because people make fun of him. I will not tolerate bullying or gay right slashing. Okay, enough of the sad, depressing shit, lets get on with it, shall we?

Favorite Harry Potter characters:..:

Fred Weasley--

George Weasley--

Ginny Weasley--

Luna Lovegood--

Harry Potter--

James S. Potter--

Lily L. Potter--

Albus S. Potter--

Rose Weasley--

Scorpius Malfoy--

Draco Malfoy--

Bellatrix Lestrange--

Quotes:..:

So, this is very anti-twilight. I don't mean this to be hurtful to any Edward fans or anything, but I laughed so hard that I cried when I read this:

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
His name is Edward Cullen
So get ready to get raped." Yeah, so over at Fanpop, some lady through a fit about how it was mean and bashing twilight and all that shit. But, come on, you have to admit, the whole 'I sneak into your room at night and watch you sleep' this is creepy.

In DH-- Hermione said "Twilight" Ron goes, "No, it's midnight. At least that's what my mom always said. Anything is better than Twilight."

In SS/PS-- 1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!

In HBP-- "Farewell, Aragog, king of arachnids, whose long and faithful friendship those who knew you won't forget! Though your body will decay, your spirit lingers on in the quiet, web-spun places of your forest home." Professor Slughorn.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: And again!
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron to Pettigrew (with revulsion): I let you sleep in my bed!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Albus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Enid Smeek : She's nutty as squirrel poo.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Auntie Muriel : You there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven!

My first story will be part of Magical Magic: a two book set up. As of now, 11/26/10, I am starting Book One: Fred and Riya

Main characters for Magical Magic Book one:

Rhiannon Elizabeth Black-- daughter of Regulas Black and Lucielle Black nee. Lovegood.

Fred Weasley-- Son of Arthur and Molly Weasley.

Geroge Weasley-- Son of Molly and Arthur Weasley.

Harry Potter-- Son of Lily and James Potter.

MAGICAL MAGIC PHOTOGRAPHS CAN BE FOUND HERE:

Magical Magic book two characters and information:

I know I recently said that book two would revolve around Willow and Teddy, but I've changed my mind, it will be a James Potter II and OC fic. Willow and Teddy will be mentioned, and maybe, hopefully book three will be about Willow and Teddy?

Characters:

Lucas Weasley- son of Fred and Riya Weasley

Willow Weasley- daughter of Fred and Riya Weasley

Christopher Weasley- son of Fred and Riya Weasley

Kathryn and Fred II Weasley- twins son and daughter of Fred and Riya Weasley

Victoire Weasley- daughter of Bill and Fluer Weasley

Domonique Weasley- daughter of Bill and Fluer Weasley

Louis Weasley- son of Bill and Fluer Weasley

Roxanne Weasley- daughter of George and Angelina Weasley

Molly and Lucy Weasley- identical twin daughters of Percy and Penelope Weasley.

James Potter II- son of Harry and Ginny Potter

Albus Potter- son of Harry and Ginny Potter

Lily Potter- daughter of Harry and Ginny Potter

Charlotte Riddle- daughter of Holly Riddle and Fenrir Grayback

Teddy Lupin- son of Remus and Nymphadora Lupin