Hello nerds of the world, Greeks, Brits, awkward people who haven’t hit their growth spurt, and those who spend way too much time on fanfiction. I believe it is my duty to warn you that further reading of this profile may cause confusion, vertigo, headaches, and spontaneous combustion. If you are not inflicted with any of these symptoms than... dang, you're not?

Note to the world: To anyone who cares, I am taking down The Seven Days of Administrative Office because I hate leaving it up when i have no intention of continuing it. Plus all of the jokes and weirdness can be found in my new story That's the Way Camp Rolls, which I hope you like. If you liked "Seven Days..." please check out "...Camp Rolls!"

And to the Anon. who recently commented on That's the Way Camp Rolls: Thank you so much! That is one of the sweetest reviews I've ever gotten. I didn't think anyone would get the artwork changing. And trust me, I'd love a reincarnation of Disney for a best friend, too! Thank you so much!

Things About Me That Is Neither Useful Nor Relevant:

Things that above all bring me great joy: BOOKS, quotes, comics, writing, cookies, brownies, ice cream, snowballs, samosas, and being formal

Books that I Enjoyed: The Squire's Tales (LOVE IT) Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Mad Scientist Club, Beastly, Runaway Princess, How to Train Your Dragon, Thief Lord, The Westing Game, The Outsiders, Treasure Island, Chronicles of Narnia (only the first five), To Kill a Mockingbird, Pride and Prejudice, Howl's Moving Castle (never thought I would say that) and a bunch of other stories that have to do with fairy tales

Authors that I Like: I love Gerald Morris and O. Henry. Lloyd Alexander and Diana Wynn Jones and Alex Flinn (but only for the two books i've read of theirs. it's not an overall evaluation), Robert Louis Stevenson, J.K. Rowling, Jane Austen, C.S. Lewis, Rick Riordan …. Actually the list goes on for a while, so I shall not write all of it.

Favorite characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third (Hope and Heir to the Hairy Hooligan Tribe), Camicazi, Sherlock Holmes (who doesn’t love him?), Israel Hands (I know he’s a bad guy, but it’s the most awesome name ever), Leo Valdez, Mr. Bennet (best lines in the book), Rose Nyamh, Turtle Wexler, Sir Gawain, Terrence, and alot of my own OCs (obviously...)

Favorite Famous People: Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Blackwell, Groucho Marx, James McAvoy, James Marsden, Ellen Page, and Emma Stone (and the actor who plays Mr. Bingely in 2007's Pride and Prejudice)

Quick! Think of a movie: The Amazing Spiderman

Say something random: Would you like to join the Ordinance of the Invisible Alliance of the Round Round Table? We've got jackets! We also have an inivsible president, invisible events director, invisible membership coordinator, monogrammed jackets, and newspaper hats

I’m currently obsessed with: Hercules, Phineas and Ferb, Avatar the Last Airbender, Kim Possible, Friends, drawing, trying to convince myself to write, and my "He's a Pirate" piano piece

TheTwistedGreekNerd proudly presents “The Story of My life” as told in quotations and sayings. Only a few which are mine and a gazillion of which i have no right to take.

“The only thing better than a twisted Greek story is a twisted Greek NERD!”

“You’re not weird. You’re abnormally cool.”

"My business is dead people. When people don't die, my business is dead, people!"-Hercules (the cartoon show)

"Fabulous. We're planning a June wedding." -Artemis Fowl to Butler regarding his phone call with Minerva

"Can I not die first?" "Sure. But hurry up."-Scott and Jake, Sidekicks

"Why are you wearing glasses?" "Oh, uh..reading." "Reading? i didn't know you could read." -Draco and 'Goyle' Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"Well, you know what they say: when you love something you have to let it go." "Yeah, we do that every day with Perry!"-Ferb and Phineas

"Some people say that THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DRAGONS. But what I want to know is - have these people actually ever been to the Dark Ages?"- How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse, copyright page (yes, i do look at that.)

"There's something off about her..." Yes, Zuko, that would be Azula's hair.

"Guess what!" "The ice cream man went to the hospital and needs someone to drive the ice cream truck?"

"People." "Phoenician!" "POPTART!"- Danielle and I (though i started it)

“Geniuses talk to themselves.”

"I'm going to fly, okay?"- Dominique

"Edward, don't lick Max." and "Does he own another jacket?"- Lemon; Jessica Wilhern, Penelope

"Their dreams have become their realities. Who are you to say otherwise?"- Inception

"It's not science if someone doesn't get hurt!"-Dr. Mel, Brewster Rockit: Space Guy!

"There is always time for hot chocolate."- Lex, The Runaway Princess

"When you're spent your whole life living in a hole, the only way you can go is up"-Holes

"Susan. You have listened to fears, child. Come, let me breathe on you. Forget them. Are you brave again?"-Aslan, Prince Caspian (the book)

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. John Lennon

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

Isaiah 41:10, Jeremiah 29:11, Matthew 6:25-34, Job 5:9, and Esther 4:14 (last line)

“life isn’t measured by the breaths we take, but more of the moments that take our breath away”

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" Dr. Seuss

"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope." Dr. Seuss

"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." Henry Ford

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." G. K. Chesterton

“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and then sit back and let life wonder how the heck you did that”

“A good friend will visit you in jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying “well, that was fun.”

“And it was all yellow” Coldplay

“DRAGONS”

"FOR NARNIA!" "AND FOR ASLAN!"

If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

"Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello!" -Johnny Depp, Charlie and Chocolate Factory.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "flor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

A white man said "No colored people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me colored?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

The line that make me want to cry with joy: "Did she get off the plane?? Did she get off the plane?? Did she get off the plane??" "I got off the plane." - Ross and Rachel, Friends

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