My name is Zahria (pronounced Zaria) I'm sixteen and a junior in high school. I live in Riverview Florida but originally from Akron, Ohio. I'm black, Native American(Blackfoot, Cherokee), Indian, and a dash of European (not sure what but it's in there!) I'm a Leo so hear me roar!

RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like all the characters people love to hate. Sooo, I love Camille Saroyan, Alexx Woods, and Melinda Warner. They were and are so underappreciated!!!!

I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my profile I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my profile

La la la,
La la la

I like writing stories about douch-bags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my profile
I like writing their names into stories
So that they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my profile

La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical profile!

You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him *rolls eyes*
In my profile
[Spoken]
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
[Sings]
But I'm not gonna write about that
In my profile

La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la

[ From: ]

And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
[mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss into the camera and a wink]
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my profile

La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical profile
[looks around]

You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my fanfic profile
[Breathes and sighs...smiles]

But there's nothing more to say
Cause every thing's okay
I've got security lining the page

It's my fanfic profile
La la,
La la la la la
This is my fanfic profile

La la,
La la la la la
That was my fanfic profile

My favorite shows: Bones, Csi:Miami, Law and Order:Svu, Royal Pains, NewsRadio.

My favorite ships: Evan and Divya(Royal Pains), Melinda and Fin(LOSVU), Cam and Hodgins(Bones), Alexx and Horatio(Csi:Miami), Logan and Ororo(XMen).

Ships I'm not a fan of: Booth and Brennan (The shippers have annoyed me), Elliot and Olivia(I used to be but the shippers annoyed me and now they focus too much on what the shippers want), Jean and Logan, Evan and Paige, Raj and Divya, Hank and DR. Chick.

My favorite movies: CB4, The bodyguard, All Tyler Perry films, Rain, The Caveman's Valentine, Don't be a menace to south central while drinking you juice in the hood, There's something about Mary, Adam Sandler's Eight crazy nights, any horror film, and sooo much more!

Favorite books: Way too many to name.

People I love on here: Kissthegirl54, LegaspiWeaver, TheGoddess18, Lasherricka. Love you guys thanx for the support!

.For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Don't really care who you are I speak my mind and the truth)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(Already been there so many times I go in vacation there i'm known by everybody the "she devil")
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(I do sometimes but if something goes wrong I have someone to blame)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm southeren, so I must be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo(I do were black sometimes but I don't over due I always put more clolrs with it)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(I'm pretty but if I weren;t an virgin my mom would have killed me and buried me in the back yard)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(I have a social life that is by my who I am and what I do and I always loved school I just hate the people in it)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(Thats my signature be different but I attract attenton any way)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(Noooooooooo I did but I quit because I didn't do the work)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.( I'm not a hoe but I DO have big boobs)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(I pick out clothes that are me in every form not to impress anybody or thing)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO(I have no problem with people's sexuallity just as long as you don't make a pass or do anything to me but very flattering)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(No i'm not whatever the hells that means)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. ( I wouldn'tbe a real black person if I didn't and black folks favorite Kool-aide is RED)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(I have no shame in my weight so if you if you dont like it well that's your problem but I know someone who does. your boyfriend j/k)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(I deny that )
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA(doesn't matter but it's a possibility)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(I'm just different from other girls i'm not a girly girl or a tom-boy I can hang with the boys I done it all of my life and I have to younger brothers but I also know how to act like a girl)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (not at all I dont have a weight problem people just have a problem with my weight but I have to say i'm a controll freak)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(No I deny that in every way I knowthis world and I knowhow to surive and strive for what I want without any regrets well maybe a few male stripers in vegas but other than that no regrets)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.(I dont eat it much but I do like it)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(I vowed never to drink to much but I will sometimes when I get older at home)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone(I believe thats their choice l don't reject or think it's right but for me it's neutral)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.( some of them are but I dont)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(yeah but I hate my teacher and I quit art)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(Sometimes I do but if im in a big group i'm in trouble)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(yeah I think people's pain is funny espeicaly when they cry I hit them and ask them why the hell are they crying)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(All the time to everyone and I get in trouble a lot I make stright A's and have the worst anger and attitude ever)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(Yeah I agree with that 100)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(Crazy fan but no stalker they arrested me last time)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.(No I'm smart just evil but my friends call me "she devil "but I can be a good listener and give advice and i'm actually an former school bully well I do bully sometimes but for good reasons if I see someone getting bullied I bully and beat the hell out the person for bullying that person)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(Yes it's true I'm the type who beats the hell out of you and ask questions later)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(I dont cut myself but I have gotten in trouble with knives a lot)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(You got that right)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(hey I saw a lot of death in my life so I want to become a crime scene investigator or an defense attorney)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(Every one knows me at elementry schools I went to too many and middle schools people even know me in house school cause I said when I finish I would blow it up)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(yeah it's depending on the situation)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(I always loved cartoons until I was sitting watch rugrats and my tv fell on me and I was stuck for hours until my mom found me go figure)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.( I love reading all the time and my teacher hate me because I stole their books and they dont't never do catch me)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.(Yeah I do that a lot)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(I'm not stupid by a long shot I got expelled two years in a row and I still found a way to come back to my same school but then they had sent me to a bad school then I came back again)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian(Not yet even though some of them are some of the cutest drop dead fantastic everything but I have to stay strong but I broke last night withnthis stripper name "chocolate thunder")
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.(I do believe Jesus is the son of god but I don't go to church)
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.(I don't cut myself but I will cut someone if they try to harm me)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake(I did that a lot in art but I didn't cry I would say I quit this bullshit I don't want it anymore)
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems(Sometimes I do it's strange I have nice friends but I'm mean i'm a former bully and I always stand up for people fought this fought this boy and won I also earned a nickname well actually 2 "Debo"and "Baby D"
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when life gives you lemons, make lemonade and throw it the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges that you asked for in the first place!!!!!!!!

Melinda: We have to make sure to get one with the root attached. Ten hairs is standard procedure.
pulls another hair
Billy Tripley: Look, this is police brutality!
Elliot Stabler: Trust me, when you're being brutalized by me, you'll know it.
Billy Tripley: You just threatened me. Did you hear him threaten me?
Melinda: Nope.
prepares to take an oral swab
Melinda: Open wide, and if you bite me, I'll hurt you.

In a jail cell
Melinda: It’s starting to get to me.
Olivia: The dead bodies?
Melinda: The animals rattling their cages.

Melinda: Detectives
Fin: Got something?
Melinda: Give me a boost will you?
Fin picks up a stool and puts on the ground for Melinda to stand on
Melinda looks down at the stool given to her and says
“I’m light as a feather”
Munch then gives Melinda his hand to hold onto as she steps up onto the stool giving to her by Fin
Melinda: Thank You to Munch

Munch: How would you like to take a ride with two handsome members of the NYPD?
Melinda: My lucky day

Elliot: 45 minutes there, doc
Melinda: Please murder is on the menu today, so don’t scold, guess what? She’s dead

Melinda: smiles flirtiously Hi
Allen: Who’s she?
Melinda: Dr. Melinda Warner, I’m the Medical Examiner
Fin: Hey Elliot check this out
(comes over to look at the picture of Allen&Thomas together)
Elliot: roommates, but one bedroom
Fin: This guy’s gay
Melinda: Mmm-hmm, it’s a damn shame

Melinda: About Olivia & Elliot You guys are this good, what do you need me for?

Melinda: Olivia, did he rape you

Olivia: pauses It's the closest I've ever come

Melinda: I see the circus has arrived

Melinda: I gotta pick up my daughter from school

Melinda: To Dr. Sutton You took an oath, you don't get to take a time out because we're at war or because it's difficult to upload. The oath was made for times like these.