![]() Author has written 1 story for Book X-overs. Hey, i'm new to Fanfiction. You can call me Whitlock. I have a bunch of insiders with my friends cause we are a bunch of weirdos, but we are amazing! I live in America and I'm Christian.I'm a huge fan of Twilight, Gone, And PJO. My favorite colors are green and blue. My favorite number is 8, and i'm very random. I'm not that good of a writer so don't expect anything good. I love Emmett and Alice, They're awesome! I don't know what else to say so Bye! P.S. I'll update my story soon, it's just that school keeps me busy so I don't really have a lot of time to update. But I PROMISE I'll update soon. Please be patient! I'm a slow updater :/ I'm just lazy. Well, read and review please! The pairings I love are: Twilight: Emmett/Rosalie Emmett/Alice Bella/Jasper PJO: Percy/Annabeth Yeah, that's about it Gone: Sam/Astrid Real Life: Ashley Greene/ Kellan Lutz I think they would make such a cute couple. Favorite Quotes: "Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much." "So you see, Hell's not so bad when you get to keep an angel with you." "Fall down again Bella?" " No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." Favorite Bands: Boys Like Girls Hey Monday Paramore The Maine White Tie Affair The Summer Set Jack's Mannequin Favorite Books: Gone PJO Series Twilight Series Maximum Ride Series Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitchin', put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million tim es. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more." 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together. |
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