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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1681506, Profile Updated: 07-28-09
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Vampire Academy.

TOP TEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:

-1- - Music is an obsession, trust me.

-2- - I hate shoes...except converse!

-3- - Sarcastic is my middle name.

-4- - Crinkling the corner of pages is what I do

-5- - I don't like to wait...put me in line and I'll budge

-6- - I don't try to...but I never eat meat. Call me a vegetarian if you will!

-7- - I believe eating peanut butter is the only way to cure hiccups (try it, trust me, it works all the time!)

-8- - I'm crazed with playing piano

-9- - There is no such thing as writing too many stories at one time! (okay, yes there is...but don't ruin my dreams)

-10- - The color orange is out to get me; I choke on anything that is orange: oranges, orange gummy bears, orange juice, carrots, you name it!


Favorites:

Music Artists: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Adam Lambert, The Academy Is, The Cab, The Hush Sound, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Nightmare, Lady GaGa, Marilyn Manson, Muse, Panic! At The Disco, Miyavi, ON/OFF, Kanon Wakeshima

Authors: Richelle Mead, James Patterson, Andrew Davidson, P.C. Cast

Top Ten Naruto Characters:

1) Izuna Uchiha

2) Madara Uchiha

3) Suigetsu Hozuki

4) Kisame Hoshigaki

5) Ichiraku Ramen owner

6) Kakashi Hatake

7) Akamaru

8) Juugo

9) Sasuke Uchiha

10) Hayate

Top Five Vampire Academy Characters:

1) Adrian

2) Dimitri

3) Eddie

4) Rose

5) Christian


In-Progress Stories:

Tainted: Yay! My first crossover, and the first crossover between Naruto and Vampire Academy on fanfiction.net! I made history today :D -feels proud for actually being able to be original- but honestly, before you read...it takes place after Shadow Kiss. so...spoilers beware! (Honestly, it doesn't matter how far you are in Naruto, as long as you understand who is who.) I may have to wait and update once Blood Promise is out, though. (urrggh! why can't it be August 25? lol)

Uchiha Love: Um...no, not another ItaSasu. This is an OC story! :D amazing, isn't it? I'm currently working on chapter 4, but it may be a while before it's posted. Be patient with me! Feel free to message or review. I would really like some opinions on this one. Especially since it my first...serious fanfiction xD


Completed Stories:

Miscommunication: ItaSasu, if you don't like it, then don't read it, simple as that. :)

Reconnection: Sequel to Miscommunication. Beware! rawwrr...


IMPORTANT: Stories that are not fanfictions (such as Life or Death and So There's This Girl...) can be view on my deviantart account!

Stories that are not on Fanfiction:

So There's This Girl (high school story)

Live By Blood (vampire story)

Life or Death (vampire story)

Given Popularity (high school story)

Murphy (cartoon/comic)

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Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish by Kohana Kurama reviews
Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Akatsuki
So He's My Boyfriend, Right by WootYaoi reviews
Sequel to So There's This Guy, Right. Naruto has some issues he refuses to deal with, Sasuke can't make decisions, the parentals pose to be quite a problem, Itachi's still insane, Sakura still interferes and Shikamaru still doesn't care. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,005 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Captain Uchiha by Domestic Servant reviews
A parody of Naruto chapter 404. If you aren't caught up with the manga, don't read. Surely the meeting between Madara and Falcon didn't go as smoothly as we read, right? Heavens no! Out-of-character, complete cracktastic fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
So There's This Guy, Right by WootYaoi reviews
HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,161 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
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Uchiha Love reviews
Reya never knew where she belonged until she came in contact with the Uchihas. OCxSasuke. OCxItachi. and some OCxSuigetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Tainted reviews
The Uchihas had always been regarded as an important Moroi family, but when Itachi Uchiha massacres them, he leaves his guardian, Rinne, to protect the only Uchiha left, Sasuke Uchiha. OCxItachi. OCxSasuke. Some OCxAdrian. Maybe some SasukexLissa.
Crossover - Naruto & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Lissa D.
Reconnection reviews
Sequel to Miscommunication. Sasuke and Itachi are finally reunited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Miscommunication reviews
When Sakura needs help to talk to a guy she likes, she automatically goes to Sasuke. Sasuke thinks this could only go bad...and boy is he right! Warning: Yaoi, if you don't like it, don't read it, simple enough, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete