Hi there, I'm Boba!

BAGLE: Psst! Hey, Boba!

ME: I'm a newbie fiction writer, specializing in comedy relief.

BAGLE: Boba!

ME: I like sonic the hedgehog, CSI, guitar he-

BAGLE: BOBA!

ME: WHAT IS IT, BAGLE, I'M BUSY!

BAGLE: Tell them about me!

ME: sigh Well, I guess I should, considering I'll mostly be writing about you. This is Bagle Prower. He's Tails' adopted older brother. He's a raccoon, and a bounty hunter. He's 22, brown fur, wears a leather jacket, bulletproof vest, blue jeans, regular shoes, and sunglasses. He works from an office in station square and will work for anyone who will pay him well. He's never seen without a gun, he's got a Hummer HX prototype that he uses to catch everyone, he likes stadium rock, his favorite movie is This Is Spinal Tap, his favorite drink is Goreange Powerthirst, and hevoted for the blue MnM. Are you happy now?

BAGLE: Very.

ME: Alright. Anyway, I write in short chapters, because I can't stay creative long before running out of brain juice, I work on a-

NOAH: Hey Boba! Talk about me, too!

ME: ...Fine. This is Noah von Karma of the Ace Attorney fandom. He's the second cousin of Franziska von Karma, he's a prosecutor-

MARIK: Hey, what about me?

ME: I'm in the middle of something here.

MARIK: Aw, come on, please?

BO: Is it time for me yet?

BUCK: Hey, I was next!!!

ME: ...screw it. just... screw it.