Catie Shortcake
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Joined 10-28-08, id: 1727679, Profile Updated: 12-23-08

Hey, A m a n d a.Shortcakeee here. I am editing Catie Shortcake's profile for here. So here's what you need to know about her.

Her names Catie. She really needs to write another fanfiction, but other than that, she's a great person. Although she doesnt always agree with my choice of music, she's the best. She really loves Near. She gets mad whenever I hurt him in one of my fanfics. She's a good friend. She loves Gir from Invader Zim. Here's her copy and pastes:

Weird is good, strange is awsome, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If your the only person in your family who doesn't think Anime/Manga is for losers, copy this into your profile

If there are a million things that you could copy into your profile, copy this into your profile

if you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

You have done somthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you do puzzles just to attract Near then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this.

-- Lots of love from, Catie Shortcake. And the girl who edited her pro for her. Amanda. (:

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Draco Malfoy Among Vampires by dracolov reviews
Draco has found out there is a Malfoy, who is a vampire. Trying to find his place in the world he makes the mistake of hanging out in a vampire pub.When Granger tag along thing get out of control and someone gets bitten...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth Always Comes Out by Phoenix-Dreamer16 reviews
Hermiones life turns upside down when she finds out she is a pureblood. Not just any pureblood but twin sister to the one and only Blaise Zabini.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,852 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Infinite Epiphany by dreamy delta reviews
A string of M-rated oneshots. You pick the pairings! See inside for more details. Complete. Last Chapter: Ron and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 53,435 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Independent Study by TimeTurnerForSale reviews
A HGSS one-shot. "Quite a vocabulary."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everlasting Love by Dragons Spitfire reviews
An intense romance fic. Secretly in love, Draco and Hermione go to war on opposite sides of battle. Longing for one another's kiss, their story is one of lust and passion, and the events leading up to such love. Rated for Sex,abuse,language,violence. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,223 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Currently Untitled Bathtub Seduction by Skabooom reviews
JONAS AU not agents. After a long time on the road, Nick's becoming tired, he's ready to just relax...if he could get the chance. One chaotic night of confessions and unintentional discoveries threatens his, Joe's and Kevin's brotherhood. Joick and Javin.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Stuck by Dracolover101 reviews
Just a little side note added, for all you dedicated fans. Hermione and Draco story... Has humor, love or lust?, fighting, Draco in the shower, you know, typical stuff! Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Night of Passion by Draco-Is-Mine-So-There reviews
Harry is jealous of Ron and Hermione...Ron gets hurt...Krum is large...down there...New things are tryed, hmmm... Rated R for, well, sex, Story is disturbing, HPRW please R&R! and im working on the description thing so don't comment on it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.