About funanyaTHEmute:

- too old to still be here

- member of the XX chromosome tribe

- amateur writer, artist, musician, equestrian, thespian, health-nut, linguist, scholar

- the epitome of a Pisces. AKA: indecisive, contradictory, protean, and all together just in-her-own-world. Needs to be reminded of reality and responsibilities, including her stories. Is also mildly and nonsensically obsessive compulsive

- has NO IDEA IN THE 63 SATELLITES OF JUPITER what she wants to be when she grows up (besides the childhood dreams of being a Power Ranger and other equally unlikely options)

- doesn't takes compliments or criticism very well, yet encourages both

- can also be found on QZ; Luna; AFF

- is human. As much as she tries avoiding grammatical errors and general mishaps in her writing, they are a guarantee, especially since she seems to change her mind about her writing style on a monthly basis

- is watching you right now. Look to the left.

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Discontinued Stories: Are, a der, discontinued and have very, veryveryvery little chance of ever being updated again. They are also looking for new homes that can take much better care of them than their current mercurial owner and would welcome any offers for adoption.

On Hold Stories: Will be picked up again. Probably. Some time. Maybe soon. Ish?

Active Stories: Are active. They are not labelled as active, but active they are. They're too cool for labels. Because they're active. (Stay active!).