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 Author has written 13 stories for Ib, Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Corpse Party, Fallout, and Yuri!!! on Ice. Hi! I'm 1thousandminus7, formerly TheRealLordOfAnarchy. I'm 17, I'm British, I'm a trans boy and I'm in the middle of college, which is stressful. I'm also on Ao3 but I publish the same stuff, I'm on tumblr under the same name so come find me! I'm also on Vent. My updates are... Inconsistent. I'll say that now. But nothing I'm doing has been completely discontinued Who knows, I'll probably update it at SOME point in the future. Oh, and I do commissions. Completely free. Hit me up. My fandoms include: Fallout 4 The Mortal Instruments Ib Corpse Party Pokemon The Legend of Zelda Death Note Junjou Romantica Tokyo Ghoul ASOIAF Gone Harry Potter Maximum Ride Percy Jackson LoTR Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji Adventure Time Welcome to Night Vale And more which I can't think of right nowI don't write real people fanfiction. That kinda weirds me out. Other than that, I have very few boundaries. Don't be afraid to ask. I'll tell you if I'm not okay with it. | |||||||
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In Another Life by marana1 reviews
She walked over to the huge, full-length mirror. Staring back was her eleven-year-old self but with long, beautiful, silky platinum blonde hair and pale skin. Hermione ran her fingers through her hair, the reality of the situation sinking in. The fairy hadn't just made them switch places for a day... she sent them back in time and switched their lives. DM X HG. EWE. Slow burn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,761 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Snared by a Devil by MissCHSparkles reviews
While investigating a criminal, Hermione's is cuaght his vine plant. What follows in a strange session of capture and pleasure as Hermione discovers something new. Warning, this story contains bondage and vine sex, don't like, don't read. M for a reason. Discontinued, see author's note in the last chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Possession by StarryOwlEyes reviews
During a raid Alec goes further in than he should, and doesn't return alone. Harbored inside him is pure evil, but can Magnus save him while protecting his soul? Dark Fic. Please read warning. Not for faint of heart. Blood, Abuse, and Lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,779 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Adventure in Wonderland by Wrongaboutme reviews
One day Alec walked into a sex toy shop and started his little adventure. Explicit content. Malec. A two-shots with multiple bonuses coming on the way.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,852 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Way We Talk by OtakuIsLove reviews
Because being imprisoned together with Myrnin in his lab, having serious talks and occasional banters is what would work for them to fall for each other.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,099 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Myrnin, Claire D.
Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-chan reviews
Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,647 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Aquaphobia by CupcakeSprinkles14 reviews
Vampires, Werewolves, Fairies, Warlocks. These are all the known Downworlders. Except, there's another. Alec had kept his secret very well over the years. but when he's forced to a party hosted by a downworlder, a certain warlock sees right through his fake façade, immediately curious and wanting to know more. Will Alec let him in, or just block him out, like everyone else?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Just Don't Be A Snake by Malandra reviews
It's not a snake, but it is a tentacle monster. Wandering in the woods late at night (as Winchesters tend to be incline to do), Dean finds himself suddenly very closely acquainted with a tentacle monster. PWP. This is non-con (then again, it's also tentacle porn). You have been warned.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Dean W., Sam W.] - Complete
Possession by Kika101 reviews
Alec is out on a routine demon hunt in an attempt to try and clear his mind of what happened with Magnus, when something out of the ordinary happens. It seems that there may only be one warlock powerful enough to save Alec from the corruption of his soul, but will it be too late before anyone realises that Alec needs help? Malec story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,268 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Strange What Funny Things Love Makes Foolish People Do by Princess Laubie reviews
Following their break-up, Alec and Magnus try to come to terms with life apart from each other. But can they just walk away? Told from Alec's, Magnus' and Jace's POVs. M rated for a reason (or a few). WARNING: adult content features so reader discretion is heavily advised.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,916 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Jace W. - Complete
Show You by FourHeadedTentacleMonster reviews
Astaroth always had made Vincent uncomfortable, but he always had way of making him more so. One-sided Astaroth/Vincent, rated for cursing and tentacle rape.
Catherine - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Astaroth, Vincent B.]
City of Our Own by Princess Laubie reviews
Magnus and Alec's relationship starts to blossom whilst they are in Idris. And then continues as they explore various cities around the world on their holiday. Takes place end of COG and beginning of COFA. Please leave feedback! Good or bad it is ALWAYS appreciated! WARNING: M rating to be taken seriously for lots of lemon-y goodness in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,530 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Center of the Sun by StarryOwlEyes reviews
When the whole world is falling apart, and people are killed for being themselves- How do you let love in? And what if that love isn't what you think? Devastatingly Dark, and Passionately Romantic. Set in futuristic England. AU Adult Content R&R Lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 132,839 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
just set the pace, and take the lead by ahin reviews
"Izzy, I really don't think this is a good idea after all." — "Trust me when I say it would make Magnus really fucking happy. Like really -fucking- happy." Malec two-shot; lapdance and smut
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
The Club by ShinjiHiroku reviews
Living in a world that abhors pokephilia obviously isn't easy for a pokephiliac. So what can do you do? Join the Pokemon Club, indulge in your fantasies without fear of the law. If only, if only. Something like that couldn't possibly exist could it?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,525 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010
The Fetish by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
It started out as a fantasy. A sexy, naughty, cover-little-children's-eyes, make-adults-turn-their-heads-in-disgust sort of act. It was Alec's dirty little secret, something he didn't ever EVER want Magnus to find out about. Too bad for him that Magnus was never one to just sit back and wait for answers to come to him… Though it's not like Alec's complaining. Dom!Magnus Sub!Alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Thread of Fate by UsamiAkihiko reviews
On his journey to save his best friend, Link meets Ghirahim, a sadistic demon lord with a theatrical flair. But Link finds himself entwined in a twisted thread of fate as he is broken down in humiliating ways by this newfound enemy. Ghirahim x Link, YAOI
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Forsaken Desires by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Sirius and Regulus end up kissing during the summer. Sirius is mortified that he enjoyed it and he's guilty for cheating on his boyfriend. How long will he be able to carry on with Regulus without Remus finding out? SBRB SBRL slash incest COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,185 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - [Sirius B., Regulus B.] - Complete
I've Got Your Number by ShilohX reviews
Dean and Sam have intense phone sex with a surprise ending! Slash, cock rings, nipple clamps, twelve inch dildo, orgasm denial, angel porn.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Ready or Not reviews
There are always going to be problems with their age. Yuri wants to prove he's adult enough for Otabek, but maybe he needs to learn that innocence isn't such a bad thing after all. Basically just pure fluff. Set a few months after episode 12. Also posted on Ao3
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2017 - [Yuri P., Otabek A.] Yuuri K.
Just for Caps reviews
It's just for caps, he told himself. Why else would he follow this weirdo. Not for the free stuff, or the comfortable bed, or even because he actually enjoyed the company. And it was definitely, DEFINITELY not because he was in love. MacCready/M!SS, a happy one because this ship apparently needs more of that. Smut in chapters 9, 10 and 16 ;) NOTE: Tech issues fixed.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 9/1/2016 - [MacCready, Sole Survivor] [Preston G., Cait]
Plaything
Commission for Christopher Dragkrow. What Mizuki Magari wants, Mizuki Magari gets. And what she wants happens to come with a rather attractive boy named Kishinuma Yoshiki. Here there be smut, and that's basically all it is, so... Have fun!
Corpse Party - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2017 - [Magari M., Yoshiki K.] - Complete
Careless reviews
Despite the dangers of the Commonwealth, despite all the horrors and the loss and the pain, somehow it never occurred to Nate that something like this might happen. M!SS/MacCready, major character death and other angsty things. Do tell me if this should be M rated but I think it's tame enough.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2016 - MacCready, Sole Survivor - Complete
Losing It reviews
There comes a time when the usual stuff isn't good enough anymore. There comes a time when the high is worth the risk. At least, that's what he thought. Please tell me if this isn't rated highly enough :P Probably doesn't need to be said, but contains drug use, rad sickness and blood.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2016 - J. Hancock - Complete
Reborn reviews
"But Magnus, necromancy is not only illegal, but impossible! Isn't it?" "Not if you have the right connections, my dear." Magnus is left heartbroken following Alec's untimely death, and looks for any possible solution. But he might not get quite what he bargained for. Caution: Character death, angst and lemons. Smut chapters: 6,7,12, 21 and 24 for those who are here for that ;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,080 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Isabelle L., Jace W.
Proving Who's Best reviews
Request fic for xXxCorpseGoreSickoxXx. When forced to work together for some dumb school project, what are two rivals to do? Featuring King Douchebag himself and everyone's favourite psychopath. Basically shameless smut. Have fun!
Corpse Party - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Y. Kizami, Kai S.
My Name is Kizami Yuuya reviews
Death is beautiful, isn't it? Kizami has always known this, but it's only now, in this cursed school that he gets to indulge in his favourite form of art. Featuring one sexy redhead model. Rated M for Murder. Sorry no smut here, you'll have to ask nicely for that.
Corpse Party - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Y. Kizami, Kai S. - Complete
Somebody to Watch Over Me reviews
Merry Christmas Laurenathalasa! This is a request one-shot spinoff of my main fanfic, Reborn. Reading this without context may be confusing, so I suggest new readers go there first :) Alec gets injured in a battle, but that just gives Magnus an excuse to pamper him. Complete fluff-fest. Rated for the battle at the start.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2015
Hush a Bye reviews
Merry Christmas Darkparadise994! This is a requested one-shot spinoff to Reborn. Reading without context may be confusing, so I'd advise you read the main story first :) Alec's been moping for some reason, and Magnus makes it his job to figure out why. My first mpreg. I tried to make it make as much sense as possible, so I hope it works.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
A Sad Fate
One-shot unless people request otherwise. What happened to the youngest Black brother after he dared defy the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Cold reviews
People say death is cold. If that's true, then am I dead? It's strange, how the delusions of the injured subconscious choose to present themselves. What crosses your mind when you're beyond bored. One-shot. Rated M for character death. Continues in my story Reborn.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Of Roses and Romance reviews
Ib is all alone. Lost. She needs someone to take her home. But who will help a quiet, awkward young girl in this alien place? How will she escape? And will she be changed, for better or for worse? Ib gameplay write up, mostly canon. Eventual IbxGarry. Rated for gore and possible lemons later on.
Ib - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry