Name: I have ALOT, but my current on is Alix.

Age: Somewhere between 1 and 100. Depends how wise I feel every day.

Favorites: Books and Music

Location: The City That Never Sleeps

Looks: I'm 5'8" and have red hair, and thats all I'm gonna tell you.

Interest: Reading, Writing, Song-Writing, Acting, English History, Decorating, Designing, Music, Making People Laugh, Having Fun, and Loving Life.

Greatest Fear: Death, and being alone forever.

Books: Twilight, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, Thief Lord, Inkheart, and a ton of others

Movies: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Camp Rock, Catch That Kid, etc., etc., etc.

Characters: Violet Baudelaire, Maddy, Anikin Skywalker, Hornet, Prosper, Hermione Granger, Scipio Massimo, Bella Swan, Jacob Black(hence the name: Kylie Black.) Klaus Baudelair, Padme Amidala, Tonks, etc. etc. etc. etc.

You know you live in 2008 when:

1) You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3) The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were to busy to notice number 5.

10) You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number 5.

11) And now your laughing at your own stupidity.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

If you have considered naming your kids Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, or Esme, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If you think vampires are real and you want to join them, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If you've read Twilight over 4 times, copy this onto your profile.on my 7th round yayy

If you can't appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity

Quotes:

If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Ha ha, it's my name!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you have a problem with councelors, copy and paste!!

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (I haven't, but my friend, Sammi (Kalitonia on here) has)
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, and your parents/friends are becoming worried, copy this into your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Daily...
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you would donate your kidney in order to get a Harry Potter book, then copy and this on your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy onto pro if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?"

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro(Chairs, electric fences, apples, ect.)
copy and paste if your still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If your cat has ever bitten you for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up and down an escalator 'til security stopped you, copy and paste this into your profile.

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant
If you have ever done any of these things, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The ones that look like This are the ones I've done)

Read my stories, and review.

That makes me happy and write ALOT faster!