Welcome to my profile.

I like writing. That's pretty much all I got. Proceed with your stalking.

So, you want to know more stuff about me? Well then. Here you go.

Aloha people! It seems like you're actually going to make an effort to read all this. You must be very bored or you're genuinely interested in me. Here is some information about me then.

I am your average Chinese waiter, working that high-life at some Western restaurant. They recently got rid of the blueberry pie and it has made my job a lot less enjoyable. Outside of work, I spend most of my time either writing or looking at stuff I wish I could buy. As you can see by how often I update, I spend more time browsing for stuff I wanna buy rather than writing, but do not fear! I usually update once or twice a week.

Another thing I'll let you know about me is that I love cursing. I don't do it in my stories but outside of my writing and work, I curse a lot.

Pairings I tend to enjoy.

Naruto and Sasuke: This pairing is my guilty pleasure. Even if it's yaoi, I'll still read it. I'll skip over the sex scenes, but I'll take in all that relationship building like a sponge. I think I've read my fair share of NarutoxFem!Sasuke and I got to admit. It's pretty good.

Naruto and Haku: As Naruto said it himself, Haku is prettier than Sakura. Why Kishimoto?! Why did you kill off Haku?! Sadly, no one ever writes this pairing the way I'd like to see it.

Naruto and Tayuya: This just works. You got Naruto, the knuckle-headed blonde and Tayuya, the cynic that curses too much. I really love the fanfics that have these two together.

Naruto and Anko: I fell in love with this pairing after reading "A Welcomed Change" by thatreevesgirl. I am also tired of Anko being this slutty, kinky seductress that only really exists to be a walking pair of boobs for Naruto to fondle.

Naruto and Kushina: As taboo as incest in real life can be, I find myself really enjoying myself whenever I read a NarutoxKushina fic. It doesn't really help that Kushina may be one of my favourite characters.

Kakashi and Sakura: Yes, so much yes. I like it. It's most of the time a good read. I think I fell in love with this pairing when I read this fic where Kakashi comes back mentally scarred and it was Sakura's job to slowly help him heal.

Ino and Sakura: Yes. I like this. It works so well in my mind. If only they just got over Sasuke.

Current Stories:

The Old Family Recipe: My latest story! I really think that people need to write more Ayame x Naruto. I swear.

My Demon Tenant Can't Be This Cute!: I think I'll be prioritizing this story since it's so much more fun to write. It's fluffy, it appeals to Yojimbra, it has a Loli Tsundere FemKyuubi. What can go wrong? What can't go wrong? Writing this is hard, but I'll do my best. This story will be finishing within a few chapters.

The Klutz that Entered My Life: Yes. Just yes. I will update this as often as I can. I love Satania. Satania is best girl.

Well then. You've seen my profile. I hope you enjoyed.