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Joined 08-22-10, id: 2507645, Profile Updated: 10-16-10
Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl.

OMG! I think I'm one of the only ones who knows Minerva is Athena's Roman name!!! That is so cool!


I am a girl, derrr.

Favorite books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl, and anything else by Rick Riordan and Eoin Colfer.

Favorite shows: Invader Zim, Pokemon (All of 'em), Bones, Fringe, Castle, Medium, and some random little shows that pop up and disappear over the years.

Favorite comic EVER: JtHM!!

My role models: Jhonen Vasquez, Eoin Colfer, and Rick Riordan.

Anyway...wow...not a lot of stuff to talk about... I HATE TWILIGHT!


Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: With my sister, I guess.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Dib!

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Gir

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Zim, because he's annoying with a capital A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: The first one, definitely. Tak the Hideous New Girl is a good episode too.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Dib.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Red, not only because he just HAPPENS to be my dad, but because red is my second fav color.

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: say "Go bother Nara, I'm not in the mood for your, 'I AM ZIM!' crap."

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: My sister, Nara.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Dib, hopefully. If not him... my SIR unit, Tany.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: YOU'RE DATING MY SISTER!

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: I don't like any of them in particular...

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: Whats up Dad? And... I have to say... CAN I DRIVE THE MASSIVE? Please, Dad? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: I dunno... being bored.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: Hmm...
"Is it supposed to be stupid?"
"Its not stupid, its ADVANCED!"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: All of his "YOU LIE!!!" moments

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: I dunno. I can't really choose.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: "Did that scare you too?"

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: "I saw a squirrel. It was doing like this!"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: "I'm making TOAST!"

Justin Beiber Parody

(to the tune of One Less Lonely Girl)

One more stalked girl,

I'm gonna look up your facebook,

see all your information

there'll be

one more stalked girl

Copy and paste that into your profile if you HATE Justin Beiber

DEPRESSING WARNING

I walked on the street

A guy pulled me aside

stripped off my clothes

raped me

said you can' tell

otherwise he'd kill me

took a pregnancy test

positive

how will i tell my parents?

my life is screwed up

I am only 11. I got my period early.

need an abortion

when I got to the doctor?

no, he says.

WHAT?

I say, it's my body. MY decisions.

No, he says. It's god's body.

I cry

I can't raise a baby

I can't

my parents kicked me out.

they think I wanted this baby

i have no more options

i shot myself

in heaven, they ask

why didn't you get an abortion

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think it's a girl's right to have an abortion and the government shouldn't interfere.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISTS!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

PERCABETH FOREVER!!

If you think it's stupid that Poseidon and Athena try to get between Percabeth, copy & paste this to your profile.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

LONG LIVE THE GODS!!

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send me and Shorty and KG INC. a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)

Bolipoke

Percabethrocks

iloveseaweedbrain/kelley

LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)

Nerdius Bookwormius

DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)

MythScavenger (I'm a daughter of Poseidon! Said so on the movie website with the quiz! Go BROTHERS PERCY AND TYSON!)

groverismyboy/Lesli (daughter of Iris! Goooooooo Rainbows!)

Invader Jemi (Daughter of Poseidon! Woot!)

Copy and paste this into your profile if you... WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT! AND PARTY EVERY DAY!

If you sing in the shower, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sing Do you like waffles? Yeah, I like waffles. Do you like Pancakes? Yeah I like pancakes. Do you like french toast? Yeah I like french toast. in the shower, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you lllllooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeee PJO copy and paste this into your profile.

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Invader Zim Insanity! by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Ask the Invader Zim cast your questions! I know, everyone does this, I just want to feel loved... ;; Keep it T, and Enjoy! I'M BACK! Aren't you happy? ...You're not? Aw, why?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010
Peacewalker Dreams: Further Note by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Well, I said Peacewalker Dreams was complete until "Further Note," didn't I? It's been two years since PD ended. Lyn and Zim both left to fight in some war, leaving Dib on Earth alone. Lyn is back, but... Is she keeping a secret from Dib? Yes, I am MtB.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010
Fowl babysitting by TerraClearwater reviews
Well, a girl named Keilah, fresh from America, has moved to Ireland. She ends up baby-sitting for Artemis' family, and she and Arty learn a lot from each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010
The Bond by BunnyWithEvilIntention reviews
What if, long ago, fairies and humans shared a powerful bond? What if they connected; shared each others pain? If so, it is long forgotten. Fairies and humans are never friends. Well, there is one pair.. Will the unlikely duo encounter ancient magic? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,283 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Good Enough by Inventor of ZADRF reviews
DISCONTINUED. It's back to a one-shot. Sorry guys. Dib has a sudden change in his day. One that involves climbing to the top of the highest building in the city. For what reason? You'll have to read to find out. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Invader Zim Questionnaire of Doom! by Blonde Writing reviews
Ask any of your characters questions you've been dying to know the answer of! We're talking about from the famous Zim himself to the minor characters like Skoodge! This fanfic is non-bias and made just for a laugh, so come on and drop a question here!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,155 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010
Before we grew up by Red-Moon-Fairy reviews
Before Ash and Gary were rivals they were best friends. -on hiatus-
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi
Artemis Meets Artemis? by Fowlperson reviews
Artemis the goddess is angry at the Fowl family. What could Camp Half-blood do to save Artemis Fowl and his family? Could the fairies help? Will Artemis finally admit his feelings for Holly? Find out! Post TAC and The Lost Hero. First FanFic. Spoilers :
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Artemis F., Artemis
Advanced Irken Invader Kay Chronicles book 1 by AdvancedIrkenInvaderKay15 reviews
Advanced Irken Invader Kay has disobeyed her father and gone to Earth. What will she do when he finds out, and how far will she go to stop him from finding her? Rated K for violence and Gore. May turn into a T.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Zim
PJO fan mail by Pizza Rocks reviews
A Percy Jackson fan mail! Pretty much what the title says.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010
Artemis Fowl chat room by Pizza Rocks reviews
An Artemis Fowl chat room. Pretty much what the title says. My first Artemis Fowl fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2010
SOMEONE DOESNT FEEL GOOD by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
okay, i KNOW i make alot of stories where people are sick, but this one is different! YOU the READERS get to MAKE REQUESTS for WHO you WANT to be sick, and i'll make a chapter about it! the 1st one is boring, but its on an ex. R&R&R read review request
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010
Rain by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Mia was just a normal girl. Besides the fact she was blind. Her nothing-filled world is about to be filled with something after being empty her whole life. It's going to be filled with an Irken and a big-headed teenager. Rated T for slightly bad language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010
Childhood Friends by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Emily Kimichi has just moved back to America from Japan. Hopefully, her childhood friend Dib Membrane still lives in her hometown. She remembers everyone, especially a jerk named Torque Smacky. But... Who's that green kid in the corner?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010
Kitiara by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Kit is criminally insane, but insanity can sometimes lead to wisdom. So, if she's criminally insane, she's criminally wise, right? She scares the crap out of Zim and Dib though! What happens when Dib stumbles upon someone from her past? Chapter 5 is up!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
The Twinkie Song by Dirge for the Dead reviews
Of course you love Twinkies, GIR. Now, will you sing a song about them for us? R/R
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Gir - Complete
Mind if I ask you a question? reviews
I have been writing this drabble for hours... not a crossover, because being a demigod does not make it a Percy Jackson fanfiction. This is Alayna, my OC, talking about Artemis Fowl.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete