itspeanutbuttajellytimehide bio
 Hi! I'm Jordie! I'm currently enrolled as a biology major at Georgia State University So, I used to love reading. Then, school got in the way. But when I have time, I mosey on down to fanfiction.net and explore! I mostly read Twilight and Harry Potter. Thing is--I don't actually like Twilight anymore. I did when I was younger (those grade-school days), but I like the stories made by people like you--Edward and Bella have taken on a life of their own around here! Sometimes I try my hand at writing and realize why I don't--so don't be too hard on me if you happen to see a story of mine. I am a bio major, after all. Sometimes I just have an idea for a stories that I can't get out of my head and must write down. Thanks for visiting! |
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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12826 - Favs: 7,009 - Follows: 6,112 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,831 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night by gnrkrystle reviews
One night can change everything if put to good use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 11,519 - Follows: 6,102 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Night by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Jack, Jill and a Foosball Table by twilly reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends so they can't touch each other; but that doesn't mean they can't touch themselves. Things explode as they struggle though assembly instructions littered with nuts, rods and ball cups.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Vacations by shasta53 reviews
Bella and Edward met on vacation as children. Now, for the first time in four years, they met again on Hilton Head island. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lone Star by tanglingshadows reviews
Isabella Swan was uprooted from her home in Florida to a new life in the Wild West. She thinks that Texas has nothing to offer her. Well, that's until she meets a handsome Texas Ranger. Age of Edward 2010 entry. Texas Rangerward, 1873
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,700 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Princesses and the Pieces by nitareality reviews
The Princess and the Pea, only not at all. Prince Edward needs a wife, Queen Esme has a test. How many princesses will fail? Originally written for Foxy Fics. Rated M for graphic depictions of violence and for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan's Rules for the Real World by SarahCullen17 reviews
She's a meek journalism student who was just hired to her university's newspaper. He's the rude, arrogant, aggressive editor-in-chief who could make anyone feel meek. You know what they say: journalists do it on deadline. One-shot of the lemon variety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fearsome Beasts by ApollinaV reviews
Pixies are rather bothersome creatures. SS/HG Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Now Or Never by SpicySugar reviews
"No, mudblood. No, it won't be okay." Hermione's head shot up, staring at the black silhouette before her, outside her cell. "Surprised to see me?" he asked. "What do you want, Malfoy," she spat. He drew his wand and shot a beam of red light at her...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bullet with Butterfly Wings by labellaleigh reviews
Edward Masen is determined to move back to Chicago as soon as he turns 18. But once he meets Bella Swan,the schools recluse, he just may change his mind. But there was one problem; "You must promise me...you can not fall in love with me... ever" Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Invisible by labellaleigh reviews
Former childhood friends, Bella and Edward are now lab partners after being separated for 7 years. Will they find their way back to the way it use to be or will the past hurt too much? BXE Rated M for language and possible lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,064 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire of my Soul by dolphin62598 reviews
Two lost souls uproot their lives and relocate in search of something more. Fate brings them both to the beautiful beaches of North Carolina, and together they find friendship, passion, and love. AU/AH,OOC,BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,838 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reality and Other Inconveniences by OhMyWord reviews
Edward’s body was close, too close for sensible thought on my part. He watched me like he was waiting for an opening, my own personal loosening of morals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,251 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mended Hearts by dolphin62598 reviews
Can Edward's recently repaired heart mend Bella's broken one? BxE, RxEm, AxJ, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,637 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete