Hey guys!

Wow, okay, the new lesson to be learned from this is don't go on the internet until you've graduated high school and if you do, don't ever look back at what you may have put there because you will horrified. I'm editing this again to delete more stuff because even the things that I thought were acceptable at 19 are not acceptable to me at 23 #yikes. My name is Lana, and I used to write shitty fanfiction sometimes. I might again; we'll see.

Story of the Week: My boyfriend jokingly told me that I should start writing fanfiction again. Hahahahaha I'm like halfway through a Les Mis one right now how the fuck did he know

Quotes (I'm keeping these because they make me laugh. Oh, high school)

Tom Cruise's wrath is something like the wrath of an effeminate asian boy (high pitched and strangely horrifying, yet intriguing).
- Eunice (A.K.A. Juniceun), being the wonderful person that she is.

For Spock, LOL is Logic Out Loud.
- Eric (My brother.)

Resistance is highly illogical.
- Eric

BFFLWAFFLES - Best Friends Forever Like WAFFLES

- Eunice

(Dancing Queen plays in the background)
Me: God, ABBA makes me want to stab myself.
Eu: Really? It makes me want to stab other people.

Me: She needs a slap across the face.
Eu: No, she needs her throat ripped out.
Me: That, too.
Eu: And have it fed to pigs.
Me: Why pigs?
Eu: Her friends.

Wait, is an onion a plant or an animal?
- Someone in my freshmen bio class. Ahh, high school was certainly something.

Oh, no! Kirk and Spock's red and green paint is showing!
- Eric (While watching "Patterns of Force.")

That's Aragorn, true kings of all men. That's Gandalf the White. There's Frodo, bearer of the One Ring. Th- Who's that?
Oh, uhh, that's Sam. He kind of overheard us talking... We had to bring him along.
- Eric

There, now at least most of this isn't blackmail-worthy.

Until next time,
Lanaroolz

PS here's my tumblr, if you're into that