i used to be the KingofRandomness, but since there is the ever-looming possibility of deletion, I have decided to fight the power along with my fellow anons. i can't edit my stories, or remove them to be rewrited, so this calls for a change in email address as well as the fact that i am retiring from the writing of stories here and giving my OC's and stories (to be rewritten) to classic anon. he will be my replacement (and successor)i introduced him to FF and had just joined, so be nice to him. that is all. farewell.

ps: i may occasionally stop by on the forums, but i has disabled PMs, so don't bother contacting me.

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92, NejiTenfanforever, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KingofRandomness

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KingofRandomness

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I love Rock'n'Roll", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have gotten hit by a basketball, soccer ball, baseball, or volleyball, more than 5 times, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you fall to your knees in a popular store laughing about how every one of the preps that just left looked exactly alike. Crazy is when you argue with a sixth grader wether hot pink is awesome or gay on a guy. Crazy is inhaling your hair while you're talking. Crazy is when you say "NEE!" TO THE MAKERS OF THE COMIC: "The Punisher" or scream "TROGDOR!!" at random times. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Vampire Apple, Akatsuki Reverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KingofRandomness

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

13.) GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!! (this one doesn't count)

if you think Scientology is nothing more than a business with traits similar to a cult and/or you support anonymous, copy this, add it to your profile and add your penname to the list. KingofRandomness