Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

Side-story to Sakura's Initiation: Classes in Tokyo U are never boring, considering how Sakura has at least one Akatsuki member in all her classes. Is it too late to transfer?

Being a singer for a band isn't easy - include talking about your childhood on a talkshow, an unmedicated Tobi and an advice giving little brother and the whole situation becomes a lot more hectic… at least mentally. AU

Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.

Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha have nothing in common except for a daughter named Sarada.

As lovers go, Sakura is about as low-maintenance as they come, and since even that seems to be too much for him, she is doing her damnedest to become no-maintenance. In which Sasuke takes his wife out for dinner, and for some unfathomable reason, she enjoys it. Post-canon, Gravitation-verse, and (spoiler alert!) smut.

He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.

AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?

Because an Uchiha does not get outdone. /Chibi!SasuSaku/

A collection of over one hundred drabbles, each based on a word-of-the-day prompt.

CH.5: SASUSAKU-Home. Sakura reflects on the aftermath of war with a midnight swim in the lake and is joined by the one person she had build walls to keep out. Will she be able to find the healing her heart sorely needs? - LEMONAID is now a collection of SasuSaku/ItaSaku anthology oneshots. -

Clara has a bit of time with Ten during her stay in the Doctor's time stream (post Name of the Doctor, one-shot)

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi are given the mission of protecting Hogwarts. Pairing Sakura/Sasuke and Naruto/Hinata.

The Akatsuki have recently brought in a new "pet", and by pet I mean a pink haired girl with cat ears. She's brought trouble and many good times, but how long will the good times last? Will she ever develop into a proper adult or continue to be her cutely naive self? Will she be able to find love? Will she ever find out the truth? Or will the nightmares catch her first?

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Seven years down the road, their marriage is falling apart.

ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku • [BEING REWRITTEN]

Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.

All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU

A while after the Kage Summit, Sakura goes after Sasuke and tries to kill him-canon. In retaliation, Madara throws her off a bridge. She is transported into another world. How? By whom? Her body never recovered, what will Naruto do? HIATUS b/c of plot stupid cannot make good plot progress mechanisms

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

Sasuke, Sakura, Hogwarts, and how their paths crossed. AU.

"Hands everywhere?" Yeah ok, that has really not happened but maybe it was normal to imagine things after all, 'cause it's not everyday you can have Uchiha Sasuke beneath you. And Haruno Sakura did. Literally ... .:. SaSuSaKu/ UA/ COMPLETE .:.

Unrequited love for your husband is the worst kind of tragedy. Isn't it? After years of pining for him, Sasuke gives Sakura what she thinks she's always wanted. Then the blinders come off. SasuSaku, some NaruSaku. Rated for later chapters.

We all know that Percy loves his mom's blue chocolate chip cookies, a whole lot. He's tried to grab some when Sally wasn't looking, but the thing is, he always got caught. That kind of defeats the whole crawling and hiding business. One-shot. Rewritten version named "Sweet Victory" has been posted as well!

A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.

Throw that piece of junk away, she said.

One-Shot Anthology, SasuSaku 02. Sasuke rarely calls her anything other than The Woman or That Woman, it makes Naruto wonder if the Teme, in his own way, shows the unbound admiration he has for her. To him she eclipsed any other woman.

Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"

There was a reason why Kakashi rarely ate out with his students.

50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.

As the song finished, they kissed, each one knowing that the other would always be there for them, and that nothing could ever stop them.

Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.

Slight AU. Thirty-five hundred miles away from home, Naruto and company are stuck infiltrating a European school that does not exist according to conventional maps. Meh, things are starting to get troublesome. - Abandoned. Rewrite in progress.

. . . called love. It is Valentine's Day in Konoha. NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen, SasuSaku.

Post-Cinder drabble. Linh Cinder has fled New Beijing in exile but at night she still haunts the Emperor's dreams...

It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU

Inspired by ProudDispraxicWriter's I'll Make an Omelette Out of You. Enjoy.

On Monday morning, there's a litter of Hellhound puppies in her kitchen and a blue Post-It stuck to the fridge.

Itachi, Sakura, a cold, rainy night, and a hot spring. Before The Dawn AU.

30 kisses, 30 prompts, all Auggie/Annie. I seriously updated, folks! With more to come! Tonight's feature: The road home.

It is absurdly difficult to interview a girl who keeps on talking about how in love with her brother she is.

Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.

When a very pregnant Sakura is kidnapped, Sasuke must journey not only through the obstacles to find her but also his own memories. "How do you know you're going to find her?" "She's my wife." Complete.

"Mandatory Vacation." Tsunade said calmly as she looked over her apprentice across from her. Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto Threesome pairing Rated M for a reason

Because love and Uchihas do not peacefully mix. /Drabble/ \ItaSaku\

Because Sasuke wasn't supposed to come back on his own, without them. And he definitely wasn't supposed to come back with his own team. sasu/saku, team 7, team hebi/taka [ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]

Tsunade adopts ten unruly children, but can't resist one more. Sakura sometimes wishes, especially in the mornings when she wakes up to her bed being blown up, that it hadn't been her. AU Modern World Akatsuki X Sakura

Sakura is normal. Well, she's trying to be. Of course, it's not working out too well, what with the old best friend and the hot, infuriating new boy constantly dragging her into danger…worst of all, she's kind of enjoying it. /SasuSaku/

A little bit of you, a little bit of me, a little less 'them', a lot more 'we'. Just a little more 'us'.

Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.

AU Reality ItaSaku: A bounty hunter, detective, and surgeon want to defeat the Akatsuki and the Akatsuki, them. But their plans are disturbed as a serial killer makes an appearance. Now they have to find a way to work together before the city crumbles.

"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.

"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU

The many shades of Sasuke and Sakura. 03. Keep a weather eye on the horizon.

Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.

From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.

"Do you honestly think I would kick you out?" He motioned towards the tomatoes. "And just because of these."

Waking up with a hangover next to a stranger with glitter in his hair never felt so amazing. —sasuke&sakura

I've been challenged by my friend who gave me the list. See inside for more details. Mainly doing it for stress relief so there may be CRACK OOC and just GENERAL SPARKLY FLUFFY MARSHMELLOW STUFF. AND KISSING! -hiatus-

Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.

"Oh no…" She said breathlessly as the rain came down like a piece of concrete falling from a rooftop JUST as she was getting out of the cab. Stuck in a garage opening, she's texting, hoping the rain will stop. Fluffy fluffiness included in this one-shot.

Sasuke will always hate sweets, and nothing will change his mind! Not even the half-naked woman in the middle of hotel room covered in them; Quote is inside; My eight quote-shot; Enjoy!

:ItaSaku AU Drabble Series: "I'll be her counselor for her whole 31-day stay." In which Sakura winds up with Itachi Uchiha being her 'counselor' for her stay at the hospital. Things are bound to get weird.

AU. After killing his clan, Itachi decides to take on extra security for Sasuke's future.

"W-wha?" Sakura breathed questionably. "Y-you're smile was broken," Sasuke managed to make out, "so I f-fixed it."; Quote is inside; My seventh quote-shot; Enjoy!

Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.

When Harry is left on Petunia's doorstep, she panics and writes a letter to her estranged older sister who eloped some years ago with a foreigner, Rosemary Evans. Four years later, it arrives on her doorstep, only her name is Kaede Haruno now.

AU. Chibi!SasuSaku. Sasuke and Sakura listen attentively as big brother Itachi explains the meaning of the flower. Itachi is sly, Sakura is flushed, and Sasuke is righteously upset, kind of.

There was something about the woman that separated her from all others in the Wizarding world. And it wasn't just her odd hair, or dangerous knives either. AU One-Shot HP/Naru crossover, hinted HarryGinny

Okay, so suddenly there was a creepy guy holding underwear that says "I love bananas," and leering at me, stripping me with his eyes. Not cool. AU, a bit OOC Sasusaku.

She tried to sleep with him, he called her jail bait. She took her shirt off, he threw a rule book at her. How do you seduce Uchiha Itachi? Sakura didn't know, but in the end, Haruno Sakura always got what she wanted. Non-Massacre. One Shot/ ItaSaku

Rangiku takes matters into her own hands, going off into the nasty streets to scour for food for Gin and herself - only to find her plan had been all in vain.

They'd met in the rain, but he died too soon after. They never met again. But it's been twelve years, and more than time has passed. She's defied history, logic and fate... to find him again. -Sequel Mini-series to Aiaigasa-

*father/daughter* Unable to have their own children, Pein and Konan decide to adopt. But the pink-haired, four-year-old has secrets… deadly ones. The proud, adoptive parents soon find themselves protecting their little girl from a vicious Mafia boss.

CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.

Pictures, posters, trophies, home videos... everything a crazy and wealthy parent could want to remind him of his son's magnificence. Kyoko is being allowed into the deepest sanctuary of his worship. And she has a surprise of her own waiting there.

He would do whatever needed to be done, just as long as it could be done without Rangiku having to cry. Gin x Ran oneshot! Rated for Gin's mouth.

Kakashi teaches our two favorite males of Team Seven how to win a woman's heart and its uses on the field…

Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku

Of nail polish, ice cream, and that unrequited thing called love. AU. One-sided SasukeSakura, NarutoSasuke.

"Dear Applicant, This is in no way an attempt at molestation, abduction, or anything else that is bad and might be running through your mind right now." He really should have thrown it away.

On her wedding night, Sakura asks Sasuke to dance. NarutoSakura. AU.

Why does Sasuke's trip to the market include Exit Strategy Delta? And why is Sakura poisoning her own teammate? Love and subterfuge in the produce aisle. Post-canon SasuSaku One-shot.

Closing her eyes, she drifted into sleep, and for the first time in months, didn't have nightmares of being alone. Short drabble, Gin & Rangiku as children in Soul Society.

"You're confused. We were talking about your stupidity, remember?" Sakura and Sasuke have an odd conversation. Not serious crack. Completely AU. Not canon compatible. M due to pervertedness.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. One-shot. She has a lethal disease, and he cannot stand to lose her. She thinks of him as a friend, and he finds her to be his most precious person. "Please, God, don't let her leave me...she's all I have left..."

Sakura is hurt on a mission and Itachi and Shisui have to take care of her. With only one bed and one ratty blanket, it's going to be hard to stay warm. Especially when one Uchiha keeps stealing the blanket away. ItaSakuShi

Because he is Itachi, she is Sakura, and that's the way things work. [Series of one-shots. Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians."]

Contrary to popular belief, Matsumoto Rangiku is not as promiscuous as most think.

AU. SASUSAKU. In which Sakura chucks an eraser at Sasuke's chicken-butt head.

When being told about what a teaching position at Hogwarts entailed Sakura expected all sorts of creatures and magical hijinks but a Dark Lord, the Order of the Phoenix...a toady woman named Umbridge...that wasn't in the job description. SasuSaku

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are sent as ANBU Team 7 to Hogwarts to protect both the school and Harry Potter. They are The Legendary Sannnin of Konoha sent to Hogwarts to fight the battle of Orochimaru and Voldemort combined. NaruSakuSasu

Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. [Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to "Just Because."]

The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." [AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: EDUCATION."]

Having older brothers isn't easy, when you're Haruno Sakura. Kami-sama, please help my idiotic brothers, Naruto and Gaara threatened to rip off Sasuke's penis with a crowbar. I don't know how they will do it— but those morons will find a way. SasuSaku.

Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot

-"I'm dating someone." In which Sakura lies, Naruto screams, and Sai and Sasuke agree. Team 7ness/oneshot

No one ever left the Empress's company the same way, and perhaps that was why he sought her. AU. Prize fic for the Kakasaku Tarot Art contest.

Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. When Itachi puts some 'happy' pills into Sakura's food, she sings perverted songs to her guards. Rated T for some sexual themes.

It was just one of those things. A fact, a fact as disinteresting to him as the reason why the moon orbited the earth, despite knowing it was obviously gravity. Sakura would always hopelessly love him, just as Naruto would always be loud and persistent.

This is a one shot I wrote for a contest on DA. Basically Sakura decides the Akatsuki need to be more fun and decides to have a snowball fight with them. ...Hidan's in the story thus the rating.

Karin's new year resolutions are basically centered around Sasuke. Sasuke's new year resolutions are centered, well, basically not around and will never be about her. What a perfect way to start the new year.

the Heel siblings have a little bit of trouble keeping in-character under the influence of alcohol, which results in pain and discomfort

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."

Sakura Haruno hates flowers. Sasuke Uchicha thinks otherwise. sasusaku AU oneshot

It is the day that Sasori and Sakura have been dreaming about: their wedding day. But when the rest of the Akatsuki are the ones to plan, perform, and participate in the ceremony, things soon go to hell in a handbag. Rated M for Hidan's language.

Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.

AU. Because even with her mismatched converses and accusations of rape and obsessive tendencies to collect notebooks, when he saw her, he saw something so much better than himself. And he had to have her. —Sasuke/Sakura.

I've known him for years, and I feel as if I know him more than anyone. It's just to bad that he hardly acknowledges my existence... at least for the longest time, that's what I believed. AU/ One shot... SasukexSakura

In which Sakura answers an ad in the newspaper and finds herself sharing a bathroom with two men.

It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.

All Sakura wanted was a nice, relaxing evening after feeding the sugar hungry trick or treaters. The last thing she expected was to have the all the members of Akatsuki in her house, competing for her attention. Akatsuki x Sakura

Sakura never needed long professions of love or romantic evenings with him. She had long since forged those fantasies from her mind, deeming them useless and perhaps unfitting. But she was Sakura, and she would always be his. Sasusaku.

I know you're still looking at my profile, thinking, damn I miss her.

"Madara get your lazy, unmotivated ass up and help me or else I'm going to shove this rake up somewhere I know you won't want it to be." Sakura loathed Fall.

It takes a man to play with your panties before you can compose a piece of music.

When rumors of a possible alliance between Orochimaru and a certain dark wizard reaches Akatsuki's ears, Pein decides to send out for reinforcements from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. AU/AR, ItaSaku, Set in 6th year

"Oops,I think your fever is contagious." Another series of fake cough again, Sasuke winked to his son whos grinning mischievously.In which Sasuke tells his son that lying is bad,or is it really?SasuSaku AU

Sakura's angry at Sasuke, Naruto wants a second name, and Sasuke is secretly asking Sakura out on a date. What's new? CRACK. Mostly.

Nonmassacre AU. drabbles. Some things change, some things stay the same. 04: Post Chuunin Exams. Sasuke thinks, Sakura sleeps, and on this night in this alternate universe, things go well.

They are complete strangers…yet they might as well be lovers.

The scream was enough to rouse Sasuke from a deep, deep slumber – though what he was about to witness next was definitely NOT what he expected. SasuSaku

"And I'm the Hormonal Teenager?" While Konan and Pein engage in some 'activities' the rest of the Akatsuki are forced to listen to their ravishing time. Madara - fed up - seeks attention. Leaving Sakura scarred, Itachi confused and Madara indifferent.

-"Finish that sentence and an Uchiha heir is going to die in this room." In which Sakura is engaged, and Team 7 is not amused. part one of the wine!verse

"Sorry." "Sorry Sasuke-kun." "Sasuke-kun, Sorry." "I'm sorry." Sakura's apologizing to him for something, but he doesn't know what. SasuSaku : AU : One-Shot

My opinion of what should of happened when Team 7 met at Orochimaru's hideout. Short one-shot, minor SasuSaku COMPLETE

Gin unexpectedly stumbles upon a friendly face among the shinigami, and he's not entirely happy to see it. Rangiku isn't supposed to be here. Pre-series, Spoliers for Chapter 415

Sasuke says, "You lost your memory after giving blood, getting dizzy, and falling down the stairs." Sakura fidgets; nods. Getting blood drawn - and getting head trauma after fainting - right before your wedding? Always a good idea:: SasuSaku one-shot::

The story of Sasuke and Sakura's life growing up together. Songfic

When the gods quarrel about a certain incident that included the son of the sea god and a daughter of the goddess of wisdom kissing in a particular sea god's domain, things get a bit...random.

"Who wants to be my gay BFF?"

Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic

It was an epiphany that brought her to her senses.It even made Lee look attractive by comparison.Rating for language

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

*Dedicated to my readers* "I'm telling you, this can really help us. So stop the whining because, whether you like it or not, we are going to marriage counseling. Period!" *MadaSaku*

Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files

It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.

She looked up into his blank gaze and smiled sadly. 'I always knew fire would be the death of me,' she thought. With that, she closed her eyes, the smile still on her face. Implied SasuSaku. One-shot.

AU. You shouldn't be here, but she smiles happily when she sees you; you cannot help but feel drawn to her. Your blood causes her pain, but she heals you anyway. You search for a Hell, but she only pulls you back. "This is your heaven, Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke liked girls with long hair... it was a shame that she cut hers. SasuSaku.

Itasaku- "Don't "hn" me on paper! You. Are. Jealous." I am not jealous - merely thinking of the fact you might leave me leave me for those bastards.

One day, Team Seven gets bored and Kakashi decides to teach them how to play poker… Naturally, all hell breaks loose. Slight SasuSaku. OOCness. ONESHOT. Rated T for adult themes

You can't be a bad guy if you're in love with one of the good girls. Gin is a bad guy. But he wasn't always one.

But that's okay – they never needed words. Chapter 412 spoilers.

First it was the pressure point, then the attempted strangulation. It was always the damn neck with him. SasuSaku.

Non-massacre/ Sasuke didn't think it was necessary for Itachi to force-feed his team mate. And Sakura? Well, she couldn't think at all.

sequel to And Then You: The weight had become a familiar one, the weight of his head lying on her chest. She lay quietly, not moving, simply listening to his calm inhales and exhales.

AU. Team 7. "Sakura, Sasuke is hiding in your dorm-room again." "Why? " "I gave the cafeteria his phone number."

In which Ino is awesome. Sakura is Sakura. And Kakashi is stubborn and kinda annoying. Sakura pointed at him accusingly. "Of course he wouldn't tell you because he doesn't tell anyone because he's an ASS." KakaSaku. Plus Ino's opinion on the side.

The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.

Sometimes, Paul wonders what he was thinking when he asked Sally Jackson to marry him. Oneshot.

' i have loved you everyday.'

Unrelated SasuSaku drabbles, because love is the same in every reality. 02. Sasuke knew he should stay away from her. But that dress...

Naruto and the Gang learns how to mess with the internet! FACEBOOK INTERNET! SASUSAKU, one-shot. If you don't like bro-love, then look for another fic.

Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.

It wasn't until Sasuke did Sakura come home. Implied Sasusaku.

Sasusaku Oneshot. "You were two days late," he grunted. "Temari was in the village we were at so we decided to visit her," she replied then snatched the apple that her husband was glaring at. "But what does that have to do with an apple?"

Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.

ItaSaku:: When forced to move into a new apartment, Itachi did not know what would kill him first: the deplorable location or the maddening smell of cinnamon coming from next door. AU.

Sakura is exhausted and confused about where her room is. She wanders into the wrong room, thinking it's hers, lays down on the bed and starts to relax, when... ! rated T for implied sex... sort of

AU Sakura's already in a hurry and has to deal with the loser in front of her car that won't seem to drive fast enough . Of course she doesn't realize he saw her charming scowl and did it on purpose to get her attention. SakuraSasuke

"Well what does it say?" Naruto asked after a full minute of silence. Sasuke wordlessly handed him the book.

At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.

Why was it that she could do it without even looking, when he had made several attempts and had had no success? Life was so unfair.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Things always had a way of treading the thin line between disaster and perfection. Of chances, believing, and not looking before you leap. [Sequel: "La Gaudière"]

The first time he meets her, she’s drowning herself in his ocean. ::Poseidon/Sally::

KITTTY!" An ItaSaku. Also a 100 theme oneshot thingy with Rida xD Added a mini continuation in xD

Since he left, Sasuke has been writing Sakura unsent letters. When he's captured, they make their way to her. As a perplexed Sakura reads through them, her heart slowly opens back up to him. SasuSaku, oneshot.

- "Sasuke-kun...you know threatening these people just because they talk to me is illegal, right?"

What does Itachi call Sakura when no ones around? Who knew THE Itachi Uchiha would use such a cute nickname!

The Sand Sibs have discovered that Gaara has hormones after all - and decide to leave him a little pink-haired gift in celebration. GaaSaku. Oneshot.

Just trying to re-enter the Naruto fandom. More of an experiment than anything. ItaSaku. He likes to get close to his victims. She knows this, and allows him to.

Sasori thought it'd be easy to get 6 year old Sakura to go home with him if he said he had candy... well he was wrong. Kidnapping Sakura is like trying to nab a smart lil munchkin that doesn't know what's going on but just wants to laugh at you. SasoSaku

He stopped for a second, thinking. "I guess I like her hair too. It reminds me of Itachi's underwear with the ducks on them!"

R&R "I do not want you communicating with him!" "He did it for you!" "That's not true!"

Ten Things I Noticed About Teme U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him...sasusaku Oneshot

I think we should see other people."

What happens when Sakura is on her way to the bank and gets pulled over by a cute poilice officer? Is that... Uchiha Itachi? AU

A spin off to my story Protecting Harry Potter and requested by Chimeralchy. The ninjas sent to protect Harry and co. go to Hogsmeade for a well deserved break. But with two twins and a prank loving Naruto, will it really be that restful?

Team 7. They make an entire world.

Sasuke-kun! I can't do it!" "And what makes you think I can?" "Because you can do anything!" "Sakura, I refuse to help you use a tampon for the fist time!" Slightly Crack. R&R

Sasuke has been neglecting his wife for some scrolls, so Sakura gets an idea to place a fake hickey on her neck... How will Sasuke react to this? R&R PLEASE :

What do you get when you mix one drained out pastry chef not to mention, konoha's most notorious playboy--and a few desserts? Sasusaku AU RATED M.

Pink might just be a bad colour for Byakuya's health. T for situations. One shot.

Contestant Number 7: Nerdy Sakura! Play the game to win a date with the Uchiha Sasuke.

AU. Doubleshot. Considering that my hormones have been hibernating the last 16 years of my life, why did they have to come aboard the night my rice cooker exploded on the hunkiest 6-pack I have ever met? Sasusaku

Expect the Unexpected. That is what shinobi are taught. But the Naruto gang forgets that as they listen in to a very interesting conversation between Gaara and Sakura. Uh oh What were they doing in there all alone? Read on and see what Naruto finds ; R&R

An awkward encounter in an elevator leads to...? "Right," he said. "The night you kidnapped me and tried to rape me." SasuSaku

She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.

Sakura's life had never been one for happy endings; every slash of prosperity was always equipped with a greater tragedy. This year was no different, for Sasuke was gone, and this time she was certain that he wasn't coming back. SasuSaku Christmas Fic

He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Because even classical music is appreciated nowadays. Even Wagner’s appreciated nowadays. Of violins, secondary dominants, and maybe a little love.

In which a gay photographer decides his little brother needs a woman. SasuSaku; ItaKisa. Completed...for now.

Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha.

But you’re in your underwear. You can’t get me tomatoes in a convenience store in your underwear." SasuSaku, pure crack-ish fluff. All in dialogue

No one will hurt her, he'll make sure of it. — SasuSaku

He's a fun-loving sociopath. She's an alcoholic with a heart of gold. What could possibly go wrong? Gin, Rangiku, and Hitsugaya's worst nightmare. Humor. Crack. Complete!

Toushiro wishes he was more surprised. - One shot. PreBetrayal. GinRan very obviously implied. Please don't read too much into this; I don't even think this is plausible, it's just for funsies. -

It was possibly the most random thing that had ever happened to her. AkatsukiSakura, crack. Reviews are welcomed and loved. Finally, chapter six up! Hidan&Kakuzu.

Nothing, absolutly nothing, not even the cold-hearted Uchiha Tensai himself would ever have a chance against Sakura's cuteness... as embarrassing as it seems... one-shot a little bit of itasaku total fluff

Because sharing is caring. SasuSakuNaruKashi, drabble.

As he sat there with his forehead on the—pink—toilet seat, and his knees on the tiles, he decided now would be as good a time as any to do some thinking as to what exactly he had done last night. Kakasaku Kakashi/Sakura

Anger is usually a heat of the moment thing. So was having sex on a school desk, during school, without getting caught. What could they say? They were just following Naruto's advice.

Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.

In which Sakura learns that not only you can find books in the old Uchiha library. AU ItaSaku kinky smut.

Wherein we learn the answer to a question about Cyborg's anatomy, perhaps in too much detail. Prequel to Another Man's Treasure. One-shot.

A young Sasuke discusses his desired living situation for himself and Sakura with his mother.

Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your clothes. Now. Rated M for adult humor. Complete.

GaaraxSakura One-shot:"Sakura, What are you doing?" "Poking you, of course." "...Well, stop" She grinned at him. "No way, Kazekage-sama"

You're just wasting your energy, she says, and you're breaking my heart. — SasuSaku

SasuSaku. One-shot. / In which Sakura realizes that it actually takes more muscles to smile than to frown. "...No, no, Sasuke-kun. Um, you're not really smiling. That's more of a threatening look actually."

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?

In which Sasuke's panicking, Naruto's butt is sore, and Sakura is a pervert. "What do you want for your birthday, Sakura?" "Get me... a male stripper! One that dresses like a police man or kidnaps me!" This couldn't end well. —sasuke&sakura

Whose the luckiest man in Seireitei? Ichimaru Gin of course.

Sakura thinks Gaara needs a distraction at work but, everyone seems to think he needs a distraction from her. *Contains citrus*

Because for you I'll prove myself twice. — sasusaku

Sharing an umbrella was supposed to be a sweetly romantic experience. Sharing one with Uchiha Itachi is something else entirely.

I'm not asking you for life-long commitment, Sasuke. Just a date. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

Loki, stop seducing girls when they’re half asleep. It’s not nice. — LokiLucy

Naruto had it all figured out. Mehehe. Team 7; crack-fic.

Itachi/Sakura. AU. Pool parties were okay, Itachi decided. When he was able to get the girl AND rub it in Sasuke’s face. For Kayleigh Volturi.

CRACK. "Have my babies." What kind of proposal was THAT? SasuSaku / Drabble.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Like Cell Seven, Cell Sixteen has the makings of a wonderful team. They also have a very delectable teacher, according to Sakura.

It is Sakura's fifth birthday, and all the presents seem pointless items until she picks a very adorable, red-haired jade-eyed five year old boy as her present. GaaSaku.

SasuSaku. Giftfic. She wouldn’t have agreed to be the girlfriend if she wasn’t VIP. For her, break-ups should also be romantic.

When she's 12 years old, she takes pride in having the softest hands. At 15, she puts on black gloves and doesn't take them off. SAKURA. On growth, and beauty, and life.

Today, Sakura realized Itachi was weird. And why did he go to her office again? ItachixSakura

Kiba overheard the conversation between the girls. Now Sakura is in for punishment from Sasuke. One-shot. AU

He had to pay for what he did. She had to pay for all she did. It was all a game of consequence. Sasusaku

Majority of Konoha's clueless denizens expected the eldest Uchiha heir to chase after his father's shadow. They were very much surprised to watch him chase after Sakura's. --- oneshot, implied sasusaku.

She sat up straight, her pink hair tickling her naked back. Oh, god, she was naked. Kakashi / Sakura Kakasaku

Team 7 is sent on a ridiculous mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out,and wand waving was in.When Naruto is deemed unstable there,Sasuke and Sakura are left to fend for themselves,and the rest of the magical world. .SasuSaku.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

Welcome to Sakura's journal of issues! Main topic: how Sasuke Uchiha is ruining my life.

She was pink, he was blue. Perfect. And yet so terribly wrong. “Why won’t you give us a chance…?” She cried. Smirk. “Because you’ll be the death of me, I swear.” And Uchihas were always right. Full sum inside. Better than it sounds, I think. SasuSaku.

...He knew he fell in love with her in the altar, on his wedding day...Sasusaku

SasuSaku. "You! You MAN-STEALER! You stole my man! I demand a refund!"

Even Sasuke must have had baby pictures. — SasukeSakura, implied SakuraItachi

SasuSaku.One-shot. "Well, if you're THAT curious," she said, "technically, we're all related." He didn't understand. Sanity seemed to have long left the mortal that stood before him.

My name is Sakura Haruno, and my dead crush's ghost keeps following me around. And no, he doesn't want closure. He wants to come back. AU. SasuSaku. Hiatus.

Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.

Funny Little Oneshot. SasuSaku.

Letters from the guys, Tsunade, and Itachi from hell, offering their support on Sasuke's decision to marry Sakura.

Yaoifreak: OMG! Sakura raped Sasuke! Rae: No. Sasuke raped Sakura. Y: What! Then what was that loud male scream of pain I heard? R: That was definitely a female scream, but I’m not so sure it was a painful one... MA. Plot. Smut. Yum Sum Series: Book Three

Okay, so he was a hopscotch ruining, applesauce eating monster. Now he just had to add ribbon thief to the list.

The paper is an important part of our lives for it informs us of the doings of our community. Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Has the Uchiha finally found someone to be with? sasu/saku

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out, and wand-waving was in. .SasuSaku. HpxNaruto

Wherein three girls discuss the biggest news in all of Konoha. Beware, the fan girls go crazy when Sasuke dear starts dating. SASU/SAKU

AU. ONESHOT. SasuSaku. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. But sometimes radios help, too.

SasuSaku/ItaIno. "Oh Sakura, you're just so flexible." Because their friendship isn't based off of make-up and boys, but rather strange Facebook holidays and the occasional sex song.

AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.

Ritsuka decides to take an art class from Soubi. He soon regrets it. Soubi/Ritsuka

Great. This is wonderful. The only people I have left for lovers are my teammates. Fantastic." —SasukeSakura

Haruno Sakura has realized that above all else, Sasuke is not a Prince Charming. Besides, everyone knows that princes don't say things like 'stupid'. SasuSaku

After finding Risqué lingerie here and handcuffs and whips there, she really wondered what her daughter did behind closed doors with a man. But then again maybe it was best if she didn't know. Sakure&Sasuke.

A fluffy one-shot full of Sasu-saku! sasu/saku

Sequel to "Eternal Love". After 1000 years, God has given them one more chance to get it right.

Because sometimes, there are more interesting things in cafes than the coffee.

Who would've thought spell checking his name would've lead to Sasuke calling her cute. First story, rated T because I'm paranoid.

To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.

Because, no matter what you may think, Sasuke and Sakura actually have a very romantical relationship. Ask the lovequotes /SasuSaku. cracky oneshot collection/ chapter ten: the end and not tonight

Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.

SasuSaku AU ONESHOT. A story that we can all relate to involving a Sakura who's unhealthily infatuated with something and a Sasuke who's incredibly pissed off and dare I say, jealous.

Itachi uses the Tsukiyomi on Sakura and is greeted with a rather foul-mouthed surprise. Rated for language

It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.

When he saw the little girl again, he did just what any six-year-old little boy would have done. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku

He is Uchiha Itachi and she is Sakura Haruno; he will always be the impossible dream she is reaching for, and she, she is the one to make him believe in Something More. ItaSaku. AU.

An excursion to a lingerie store gives Sakura more trouble than it was worth.

ItaSaku It was then when Sakura finally decided that her life truly sucked.

Cyberpunk!Verse. SasuSaku. The mission was nearly complete when things began to fall apart.

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.

Screw everyone else, she was no longer waiting. She wasn’t even going to make an exception for Naruto, Kakashisensei, HELL not even her precious Sasukekun. One shot sasuxsaku

Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.

Sasuke regretted it the moment it left his mouth. SasuSaku full summary inside. One shot high school. Total cuteness. T for language

[Oneshot, RitsukaSoubi] Exactly six years from the moment they met, Ritsuka was eighteen and wanted to have hot sex with Soubi.

She just couldn’t reject him because the man who had just proposed was Uchiha Sasuke. And Uchiha Sasuke doesn’t propose to just anyone on a whim. SasuSaku oneshot.

SasuSaku AU. Features Itachi POV. Sasuke, you don’t need to pee on a frog to do that. Have some dignity.

[Admitting defeat, [she] accepted that Sasuke had hit the genetic jackpot and slipped back into his arms.]Freud clearly had the wrong appendage in mind. SasuSaku Drabble. Fluff. Oneshot.

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

[Oneshot][SasuSaku]In a matter of minutes, Uchiha Sasuke’s perfect face would be marred, his cocky look would be erased, blood would be spurting from his nose and he will have tasted Sakura’s famous fist.

Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.

[Sasusaku] Sasuke may have forgotten something very important.

Sakura uses the Goblet of Fire to find the perfect match for Sasuke. Sasunaru. Surprise pairing at the end! NaHP sort of crossover.

An average waitress meets Chaos, and falls in love with him. [SasuSaku]

Every ninja has to have a signature move. SasuSaku

Just another way that Sasuke is feeling the smite of Kamisama.

Sakura is keeping something from everyone. But by the time they notice, it could be too late. She was meant to be cursed. SakuSasu. Complete. 5 out of 5.

Everyone thought that Duzell was the evil twin. Postseries fluff set fifteen years after the birth of the twins.

[also known as Sasuke's Hair Fetish] He didn't like long hair, per se, just... HER hair.

Why did he leave, really? :SasuxSaku. graphic lemon

When half a minute is still too slow. SasuSaku, of a sorts. Complete.

Don't read! Save yourselves.

Sakura should not have gotten up this morning.

A single flick of the finger puts Sasuke Uchiha in his place for good.

He, the mighty Uchiha. She, the wife of the mighty Uchiha. Why can she attend her mighty husband! SasuSaku crack, madness and whines from the mighty Uchiha. Teehee!

It shouldn't have been a surprise. She knew that, if ever they became a couple, their relationship would be like none other. But really, this was getting a little out of hand...

I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku

[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.

[oneshot. SasuSaku with others implied. slightly AU.] It was only a fortune cookie, something made in a factory, not a temple. No reason at all to suspect that anything that stupid strip of paper said was true. But that didn’t quite stop her from hoping.

Sakura's always known how to throw a punch. Character study, genfic, set during the timeskip. One shot, complete.

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

[Answer to Cuito's TomatoKiss challenge]Crackish SasuSaku. Sakura has just received a gift from Sasuke from her birthday. Innocent enough, right? Well, you're as naive as she is if you think so...

[sasusaku] Love is one of those funny feelings that is impossible to define. When Sasuke asks a sick Sakura what love is, how can she make him understand?

[sasusaku] He was never blatant about his affections for her, and that left her confused. Now that Valentine's Day has rolled around, can she put together those little moments in time and understand what he has been trying to say all along?

That's right...no one messes with Uchiha Sakura. Sasusaku

There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]

There was a trend sweeping the village... SasuSaku

[Oneshot. Team 7. SasuSaku, subtle SakuNaru. Futurefic.] Theirs was an ending gone horribly wrong. “Can you hear me?”

There are other ways to deal with a triangle besides adding more points. [Sakura x Sasuke x Naruto]

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

On Thursday, Sasuke realized he loved her. [SasuSaku]

One evening, he went home, entered his house, and saw something he shouldn't have had to see again. Vaguely SasuSaku.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Sakura knows they will choose her and she does not want the job, because that's the same old tune, isn't it?

Pillows, shinobi, and the morning hours. SakuSasuNaru in 100 words.