Hey! C'est let.them.eat.cake.
I've finally decided to make a fanfiction.net account, since lurking on here since the tender age of 12.
I mainly read Harry Potter with some Pirates of the Caribbean thrown in (Jack=love) and I know I've read other stories, but alas! I cannot remember them!
So, I endeavor to start writing, which I have done before excessively, only I never wrote fanfiction.
I hope to bring you some clever works of fanfiction in the next few days.
Adieu, my friends!

(TRIVIA! Did you know that "adieu" means "to god" in French? It's the same with "adios", however, my spanish is terrible so I shall not be speaking it!
Now let me start my bio/likes/dislikes)

Name: let.them.eat.cake obviously. And my real name starts with a C.
Age: 15, almost 16.
Preferred pairings in le Harry Potter: Harry/Snape, Harry/Draco, Harry/Voldemort, Draco/Lucius, Harry/Fenrir Greyback, Harry/Sirius, Hermione/Draco, Fred/George (twincest!)
(oh dear god, I do rather favor the Slytherins, don't I?)

I adore smut, so I shall warn you here.
Also, I despise canon. I refuse to acknowledge the existence of it.
And by the way, I cried inside when Snape died, just letting everyone know.

Anyway, I speak three languages: English, French, and Polish, so you should expect some French thrown in! But my Polish is despicable.
Also, I write on a MAC, bitch.
Readers, beware, I also have fairly good grammar.

That's me in a nutshell, so au revoir!