Something is not quite right with Kurt. To say he's surprised when Sebastian Smythe catches on would be an understatement, but maybe Sebastian could be the one to provide a helping hand. And maybe, just maybe, Kurt can return the favor when the time comes. Trigger warnings for eating disorders and self harm, additional warnings inside.

It was always assumed that if Kurt and Blaine were to split, Blaine would inevitably return to Dalton. No one expected Kurt to be the one to leave McKinley. Then again, no one expected Kurt to find an ally in Sebastian Smythe either. Kurtbastian.

Unsure of his future following graduation, Kurt finds the status quo impossible to maintain. And when Sebastian Smythe comes crashing back into his life, it gets even more complicated. PLEASE NOTE NOT KLAINE/BLAINE FRIENDLY

AU. Kurt turns to debate instead of singing. He still ends up at Dalton. Blaine falls in love while they discuss The Great Gatsby and things fall apart from there. Kurtbastian told by a less than omniscient Blaine.

Being in a relationship can be great. It can also be... not so great. And Sebastian Smythe is learning that first hand, while still trying to wrap his head around the fact that he's actually Kurt Hummel's boyfriend. Sequel to Causing A Scene.

Blaine has done the unforgivable, and Kurt Hummel is making some changes in his life. David Karofsky has done the unbelievable, and Sebastian Smythe has miscalculated.

Sebastian loses a HIMYM-style slap bet to Kurt. Kurt now has 5 slaps to dole out whenever he likes; or, 5 times Kurt slapped Sebastian, plus two times he almost did .

All Kurt does is keep Sebastian waiting and waiting. But Kurt falls in love slowly, and then all at once.