McGee makes it a point not to think about what Tony and Ziva might get up to in the men's room. Unfortunately, this strategy might need to come to an end when McGee unintentionally finds himself guarding the bathroom door for his up-to-no-good coworkers. This is slightly silly fun, nothing deeper.

Black Widow and Hawkeye are called back to the SHIELD helicarrier to retrieve items left to them from Agent Coulson. Black Widow POV. Very first published fan fic.