Sleeping Tablehide bio
 hey it's a thing i guess i'll post stuff on here i'm liz i like hetalia and digimon and yep i'm kind of boring Anyways uhhh Fandoms and such I guess yeah I need those on here Digimon Honestly my favorite seasons are tied between season 1 and season 3, but HNGGGGGGH I have a weakness for Ken like burning, so I am torn! I also have a small Terriermon problem (Ie: minor obsession) and I love Lopmon almost as much as Terriermon hahahahkjnjkgf. It's funny because I actually am terrified of rabbits irl, they freak me out and I'm always afraid of them freaking out as I hold them an-yes. That's my rabbit problem. Hetalia Oh god haha, you know, I had always told myself I would STAY AWAY from Hetalia, keep it a safe distance away but hngggggh. That flew out the window, hahaha. Sob. But uh, I don't really know what to say about Hetalia, I like everyone pretty much (ok I don't actually like China or Lichtenstein but that's more of like "oh they are...boring." rather than an active hate, I don't understand totally hating a character like that. Or a pairing. I don't actively hate pairings either! As long as it's written well, yeah? I'll read anything honestly.) I do have some otps though, Canada/America (Oh my!) France/UK (Oh me!) Romano/Spain (Oh the generic-pairingness of it all!) Prussia/Canada (Ohhhhhhh!)Denmark/Norway (ohhhhh no!!!!!!) So yeah, that's Hetalia. ONE OF MY BESTEST BUDDIES IS MARIA (AKA SAVE THE RAVE) (AKAKAKA http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1425841/ ) YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT HER SHIT, IT'S TOTALLY BOMBDIGGITY AWESOME WORKS IN PROGRESS: Peacock: Fem!America/Canada (Human names.) Alice confronts Matthew one day in the quiet library. "Mattie...How do you feel about pegging?" Romance/Comedy, Chapter 1 in the editing stages. Windsor Knot Lovino + Feliciano, no pairing. Lovino stops by Feliciano's studio one day, only to do something he had no intention of doing in the first place. ONESHOT AU, In-Progress |
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American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Strike a Pose, Fake a Smile by Tamer Lorika reviews
Antonio loves the stage; Romano hates it. So when he's "convinced" into coming to drama club, he's not gonna like it. In fact, he's going to say things that he'll regret. And because he's such a good actor, this time Antonio believes him. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Relationship Status: It's Complicated by crackberries reviews
Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Size Too Small by Roxal reviews
Vriska reflects and regrets. Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. Vriska&Tavros
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by Wynt reviews
A poor, first-meeting between the two start them off on pretty bad terms, but when Gilbert is found without a home or a job, does the Canadian have it in him to turn down someone in such need? Rated M for language, yaoi, and multiple/implied pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,335 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Needle and Thread by UroBoros13 reviews
Stitch! stitch! stitch! is the cry. Alfred cannot help but hope that Matthew approves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Funny Girl by glassamilk reviews
Denmark is really bad at getting her bestest bro Netherlands to appreciate her finer attributes. Netherlands/Fem!Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Denmark, Netherlands - Complete
Date Him, Please by IlluminatedShadow reviews
If Arthur isn't getting any, neither is Alfred. That's why, for the sake of their love life, its up to him and Matthew to make sure Arthur finds someone and gets some. Enter Francis. Lets hope this works. AU, Alfred/Matthew, Arthur/Francis
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - America, Canada
Sucker Love by tatterdemalion reviews
A "friends with benefits" situation of the bizarre kind has Prussia thinking this can't be for real and Canada scared that it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Consumption by Save the Rave reviews
Through his insomnia and Opium binges at 3am, he managed to meet Alfred - a man four years younger than he and recovering from Tuberculosis. But doctors were not always immune, either. CanAme AU. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Rumors and The Events that there by cause them by Nakimochiku reviews
Because, when the paparazzi is hounding you, hand them a distraction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Art of Being Emotionally Detached by Save the Rave reviews
It took being boxed on the ear and getting his hand sliced open by a teacup for Francis Bonnefoy to realize he was in love. AU; FrUK oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/30/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Dis Papa by Capitaine Pickle reviews
AU: France in the 17th century. Francis, a marquis, has been living freely for years now. One day, a young child is brought to him and is said to be his own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Manners by glassamilk reviews
Wherein Denmark has domestic hobbies and Germany is awkward enough to appreciate them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Denmark, Germany
Wait, What? by crackberries reviews
You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Stuck For The Fall by crackberries reviews
People are bothered, Prussia's a jerk, and maybe Canada's just a little to used to it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Talk of Tomatoes by crackberries reviews
Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
I Want Him by TechnoRanma reviews
USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Needs and Wants by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"If you can say the same thing to me sober, I'll believe you." The blond whispered, violet eyes glinting in the dark. Arthur/Matthew, Alfred/Matthw
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/11/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
My Heart, In Segments by Chalupakabra reviews
Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,830 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Gorgeous Contradiction by Nakimochiku reviews
Matthew doesn't tell him that there's a lot of things he doesn't tell him. America x Canada, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
More Dangerous Than A Shotgun by staccato ramble reviews
Five times in his life that Romano realized he was head over heels for America, then one time she realized it too. RomanoxFem!America. Rated for Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
Let Your Dreams Flood In by vinnie2757 reviews
In which Alfred watches Arthur sleeping away a lazy Wednesday afternoon, idly musing and thinking his affection one-sided. It isn't. Gentle, breathy USUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Treatment by Chalupakabra reviews
Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Within the Rights by glassamilk reviews
Denmark has a crappy day and just wants to come home and relax. Norway indulges him. Kink-meme fill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Secret Crowds by glassamilk reviews
Kink meme fill. An explosion leaves Denmark with a permanent brain injury and Norway struggles to find his role in their relationship as the line between lover and caregiver begins to blur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Dansevise by glassamilk reviews
Norway totally maybe, but not really, rigging the 1963 Eurovision contest to help Denmark not fail for once in his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Get Off My Lawn by glassamilk reviews
It's Denmark's birthday and Norway, once again, finds him asleep on the couch and proceeds to tease him mercilessly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Post Blue by glassamilk reviews
There are times Norway has to wonder just why it is that he and Denmark are so drawn to each other when, really, they shouldn't be compatible in the least. Kink meme fill, based off of the song "Post Blue" by Placebo. Mentions of sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Oh Captain! My Captain! by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew is captain of the hockey team. The entire hockey team is a little in love with him. Enter Alfred F. Jones, Goalie Extraordinaire. Matthew kinda hates him. Alfred kinda loves him. Its going to be an interesting season. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/2/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Slender by Gemini Star01 reviews
A gradual de-anon from the Kink Meme. America travels to the Canadian wilderness to film a nature documentary, only to come face-to-face with a monsterous creature known only as the Slenderman...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
You Don't Have to Walk Alone by Ankaris123 reviews
One-shot. AU. Matthew Williams had a decent if not average life: university education, friendly neighbours, and a loving pet. Well, two out of three isn't bad. AlxMatt waff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Just a Checkup by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Not the Storm Before the Calm by AiriKatsu reviews
#2 of WWII One-shots: They've been dancing around it for years; neither of them want to admit there may be something more between them than they have led the world, and each other, to believe. France/England or Francis/Arthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
It All Started with a Tomato by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It all started with a tomato. After many years filled with wars, kisses, and an earthquake, here they are with a bottle of wine and no regrets. Five moments between South Italy and Canada. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/3/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Furniture Wars by EverythingIsMagic reviews
This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
smile for me by comptine reviews
“Ma belle Angleterre… Can I have one picture of you where you don’t look like an angry child?” FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/25/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Dreams by Darkfire75 reviews
France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/23/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Leviathan by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
PolandxLithuania. The flesh is weak. Poland knows that he should not, that it is the devil tempting him but how can he resist forever? It's too bad blasphemy feels so good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete