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Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,247 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7077 - Favs: 14,173 - Follows: 16,207 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 5,058 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Undying Fire: Balance by Boogum reviews
Book 5. One seeks to consume the world in fire, the other to control it with bonds. When destiny calls, all Zuko and Aang can do is try their best to follow.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,454 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Azula - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23534 - Favs: 16,790 - Follows: 16,720 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 3/5/2012
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 268,079 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 6,886 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Joyous Children by UnderneathXtheXunderneath reviews
I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 176,991 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 3,973 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Obito U., OC
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,374 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2012
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 375,042 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
The Basilisk and the Unicorn by Lomonaaeren reviews
Sequel to 'World in Pieces,' 'Inside View,' and 'Counterpart Positioning.' Harry enters his repeated seventh year at Hogwarts with a new-found sense of confidence, not least because of his new wand, his new friendship with Severus Snape, and his survival through adventures in another dimension. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/6/2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Pansy P. - Complete
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 402,897 - Reviews: 4340 - Favs: 10,011 - Follows: 11,889 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,260 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
180 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
180 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not charm the toilets in the staff room bathroom to sing loudly when used,' and 'I will not attempt to exorcise Professor Binns.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,851 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
As The Firelight Dies by BlackBlood1872 reviews
Meet a Dragonborn whose parentage is... a little bit questionable. [Drabble series. Rated to be safe]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sam Guevenne
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4107 - Favs: 6,547 - Follows: 7,552 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 4,878 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove reviews
JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,147 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,745 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
And the brave man with a sword by black.k.kat reviews
The Founders have spent the last fifty years separated and drifting, but with Voldemort rising, they're headed back to Hogwarts once more. Between a wary Golden Trio, Umbridge, and Voldemort's shadowy plans, there's little time to deal with their own problems, even though Godric knows it's tearing the four of them apart—maybe even irreparably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,379 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Salazar S., Godric G.] [Rowena R., Helga H.]
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4608 - Favs: 12,753 - Follows: 14,085 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 5,680 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Last Lord of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. When Albus Dumbledore visits Wool's Orphanage and sees the terror and rage in Tom Riddle, he decides he cannot leave the boy without a mentor. On the one hand, he may never make a Light wizard of him; on the other hand, he will keep him from going down the path of the Dark. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Last Scabbard of Akrash by Dibellan Arts reviews
When Peliah, heiress to the House Dres slave-dealing dynasty of Morrowind, falls in love with one of her father's Khajiit slaves, the bodies of her Dunmer suitors begin to turn up mysteriously decapitated. Some call the killer "The Lopper." But Peliah prefers to call him "The Liberator." [Based on the in-game book appearing in Skyrim, Morrowind, and Oblivion]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Complete
Roughing It by HaiJu reviews
Lost deep in the woods with an undead pack on their heels, Maddie and Phantom find themselves entangled in an awkward alliance. Can they cooperate long enough to get out of this mess? Now complete!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,458 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Framed & Fractured by Antediluvian Poet reviews
Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Every Beast Has Its Home by DoceoPercepto reviews
In which Credence survives, and Newt discovers that his suitcase has exactly one more resident than usual.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Credence B., Newt S. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,444 - Follows: 14,356 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Hand of Fate by Yih reviews
Gen/No Slash. Harry goes back to the past to change history by stopping Tom Riddle from becoming Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,700 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Storm of Yesterday by ShayaLonnie reviews
Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 132,606 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] Marauders - Complete
buried the day by black.k.kat reviews
Tobirama comes to on a field heavy with the scent of blood, to a rout of shinobi in unfamiliar uniforms but sporting familiar hitai-ate. There's a whisper in his head, paradise denied, but death is in front of him and he can't waste time on regrets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/27/2016 - Orochimaru, Tobirama S., Nawaki S. - Complete
Completionism by LobstarMonstar reviews
The Listener is the main character of a videogame. Cicero doesn't know this, but he knows there's SOMETHING special about her. He's not quite genre-savvy enough to pinpoint a completionist when he sees one, but he's loyal enough to help in any way he can. (Lots of meta humor. Slightly one-sided CiceroxFemDovahkiin because, come on. Seriously.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Gnosis by AngelicSentinel reviews
A small Voice calls from the Throat of the World, and the Dragonborn comes. One person can shape the world, but two can change the realms forever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,320 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Aela]
The Grey by Against.The.Current reviews
"Helgen is done for and I am calling a complete ceasefire as of this moment." Pacifism has the ironic tendency of throwing those who practice it directly into the line of fire. A SI story about walking the grey line between morality and destruction.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,926 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 1/10/2015
Fire Built on Sand by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen fic, Hermione and Draco friendship. Draco is enjoying the hell out of himself in politics. And it's even on the right side. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 6,225 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Spoils of War by Sereq ieh Dashret reviews
AU. Ronan survives the Infinity Stone. The realization of what he has done hits him harder than any blow and the journey to atonement passes through giving himself up in servitude to the people who have brought him low. He doesn't imagine that living with a group of bounty hunters will challenge his ideas of freedom, justice and self so completely. Eventual Ronan/StarLord/Gamora
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 180,621 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Ronan the Accuser, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Nova Prime
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 3,253 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Glory by Eiruiel reviews
Now discontinued. Please make your way over to its rewrite, "Hearts Stand Still."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,278 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., OC - Complete
National Security by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4053 - Favs: 10,429 - Follows: 12,415 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5893 - Favs: 7,103 - Follows: 8,696 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Living in the Shadow of Death by BlackBlood1872 reviews
[AU] On that Halloween night, Harry gained more than just a lightning bolt scar. Even before he unites the Hallows, Death watches him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Harry P.
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Spiral by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. In which Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are dimension-hopping superheroes. Kind of. More or less.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 254 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Rise of the Weasley Famiglia by jacobk reviews
Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 477 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Ron W.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,791 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Morning in the Land of Nod by Zeitgeist84 reviews
Harry won the battle, but lost the only war that ever mattered. Fifteen years later, he sets out to find absolution. Post-Apocalyptic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Harry P., Rose W.
Sands of Destiny by amidtheflowers reviews
"Knockturn Alley," Hermione breathed, and a rush of relief flooded inside of her. At least she didn't end up amongst cavemen or dinosaurs. Time-turner fic. Sirius Black falls behind the veil, the time-turners are destroyed, and a Gryffindor is going to change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 241,364 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
What Little Girls Are Made Of by HaiJu reviews
Phantom and his younger double save Amity Park from a monstrous ghost, nearly destroying themselves in the process. The Fentons have always hunted ghosts; now it's time to save one.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,474 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Dani - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3587 - Favs: 10,163 - Follows: 11,988 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Regret is Cheaper Dead than Alive by Orange et Blue Morality reviews
A dead dark lord dreaming of distant pasts found out that his thoughts and memories aren't just a passing fancy. Regret is a bitter cup to drink from. Tom Riddle (The Ex-dark Lord Formerly Known as Voldemort) is experiencing exactly this in who-knows-where. Things are not as they seem, and perhaps there is such a thing as a second chance...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 6,684 - Follows: 7,686 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
So Spoke the Idol God by Zeitgeist84 reviews
The Sorting Hat was feeling fickle the night of the 1991 sorting, and that night saw the trio sent to different houses. In late December, 2001, a prophecy is stolen from the Department of Mysteries, and Junior Unspeakable Granger is dispatched to find the thief. What she uncovers leads herself, Harry, and Ron, on a globetrotting journey to stop an evil once thought dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,633 - Follows: 6,153 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Glory: Sidestories by Eiruiel reviews
The tales and anecdotes that Suzu's book could never capture. A supplement to Glory. / In the absence of Tsubasa, Kyouya reflects.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014 - OC - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,437 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Pulling The Strings by Hubris Plus reviews
Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,201 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Gaara, Kankuro
(Nice Dream) by ShirouHokuto reviews
Itachi stays in Konoha; just how good an idea this is remains to be seen. Massacre AU, Sasuke POV, some background Anko/Itachi and eventual Sasuke/Naruto leanings but primarily gen. WIP, tentatively off hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,146 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Naruto U., Anko M.
(Nice Dream): The Gaps In Between by ShirouHokuto reviews
Side stories for the AU "Nice Dream," to fill things out a bit and give me a break from Sasuke. Various ratings, characters, and genres.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,255 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Itachi U., Anko M., Haku, Kakashi H.
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 3,706 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,291 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,846 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
And I'm your lionheart by black.k.kat reviews
He cannot help but compare himself to the swords that hang on the wall, silver and pale and edged with red, kept in sheathes until they're needed to kill. (At five years old he takes a needle and inks red into his own skin, sharp slashes like the cut of a knife on each cheek, and it's the first time Uchiha Tajima ever looks at him and smiles.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/19/2015 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Dance the silence down to morning by black.k.kat reviews
Obito is used to being no good. He's used to trying and failing and trying again, progressing by inches while everyone around him is bounding forward. He's thirteen, hardly an Uchiha at all, too weak, too clumsy, too bad at jutsus. But now there's something in his head, something filled with hurt and tempered rage, and the most chilling part is that it's him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 215 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 6,685 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Weary Sovereigns by Wribro reviews
The whole world is empty. The sands of time howl in a storm that deafens them to the sounds of all else. They've gone mad... and have, since then, gone sane. So unshakably, brutally sane that, at times, they wish that madness would come again, if only to take away the sheer cold of the certainty. The certainty that their story will never... ever... end. Time Travel. Cover by Ciber.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,000 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
The Importance of Aiming by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 596 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,133 - Follows: 19,434 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 12,638 - Follows: 14,586 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Parallel: Harry Potter by Shadow Rebirth reviews
A collection of story ideas. [Idea 1: The world had ended in flames. And then Lieutenant General Harry Potter, commander of the Magical Tactics Squad, woke up and found himself staring into the green eyes of a three year old Harry Potter. Time travel.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,047 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Harry P.
The Bet by Marwana reviews
After defeating Voldemort, a lot of students went back to Hogwarts to finish their education. Most graduated. Two words said by Harry meant for Draco Malfoy suddenly change everything anyone thought they knew about them. (not to be taken seriously)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 139 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,510 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
Link Finds His Voice by The-world-needs-peace reviews
Two villains have found a way to communicate between worlds, giving way to new possibilities. What will this mean for their arch enemies? Chaos, confusion, and hopefully cooperation...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,820 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Link
Imagine Dragons by Myrielle reviews
A series of AU one-shots featuring the misadventures of Freyja and Alduin as they make their way through Skyrim. Basically fun, fluff and crack prompts which will never be featured in Dragonrend.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
To Ride Upon Svadilfari by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 218,368 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Loki
Morphalite Syndrome by Fairytale Warrior reviews
It started with a brawl and a half-charged blast of plasma. Sample: "All he could say for sure, was no-one [...] had been aware of the danger until it smacked Peter upside the head. Metaphorically, of course. Literally, it was the heated, still-capsuled mass of energy that slammed into his back, buried through his subcostal nerve, and into the kidney beneath." *Rating may change.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,708 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Sakura Sensei by VesperChan reviews
A Sakura Kakashi ageswap where Sakura is the sensei and Kakashi is the student. KakashiSakura with minor ItachiSakura and SakuraOthers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Phantom, Danny by Cordria reviews
The story you know from the very beginning, only from a slightly different point of view. What would the world of Danny Phantom be like... from the eyes of a ghost?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,873 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Danny F.
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
if home is where the heart is then we're all just fucked by egelantier reviews
Build a house, call it home.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
When All is Said and Done by raywing reviews
As Maleficent and her companions begin to recover from the aftermath of the events of the movie, they find that the road forward has obstacles of its own...
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,069 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Maleficent, Diaval] [Aurora, Prince Phillip]
The Dragonborn's Husband by blackberet reviews
Being married to the Dragonborn isn't all heroic battles and lucrative fetch quests-as Farkas discovers, it also means a lot of waiting around. A multi-chapter slice-of-life story about Farkas's efforts to start a shop and figure out how you navigate married life when your wife is the most famous warrior in Skyrim. And he'd better do it fast. The war is coming to Whiterun.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Memories of Rain by Against.The.Current reviews
This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lee R., Team Seven
Straight On Til Evening by Mede reviews
And this is a way it could have happened, because fate is a river, not written on stone. A little boy met a stranger and escaped his unhappy home, toward the cracks in the world where magic crept through...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 4,195 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
Three Pieces Of Amber by skyflower51 reviews
Mercer Frey returns from Snow Veil Sanctum - alone. The Dragonborn's lover is left to mourn her loss. But when she returns to Riften, alive, there's a question he needs to ask her. One he's been planning to ask for a long time.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,125 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Derkeethus - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 7,842 - Follows: 8,491 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
A Christmas Miracle by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom hated Christmas Day, it was always the same. Except that one time it wasn't. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 195 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 5,125 - Follows: 5,367 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Belated Introduction by brainthief reviews
The Ministry wants to know what happened in the Department of Mysteries. When interviewing minors, should not their guardians be present?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Petunia D., Argus F.] - Complete
The Professor's Journey by AlphaEph19 reviews
When the barrier overloads during the Hokage's fight with Orochimaru, he ends up at Hogwarts with no idea how to get back home. Will the Hokage be able to help Harry Potter save the wizarding world from TWO immortal, snake-obsessed villains? HP, Year 2
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,355 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Hiruzen S.
Strange and Charmed by SpaceAnJL reviews
*New Ficlet* Non-chronological TPP-verse ficlets.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When He Finds Out by Uncle Stojil reviews
Because of something happening when they were babies, Harry Potter and Harry Dresden's lives are inevitably linked together. The results become evident only a few years later and they are unexpected, problematic and quite a little entertaining for both.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,745 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 5,071 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cause and Effect by Vexel reviews
James Potter had a plan, an ingenious one in fact; graduate from Hogwarts, become an Auror, marry Lily Evans and live happily ever after. Simple, right? Well it was until Hermione Granger decided to show up...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,073 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 163 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Safety from the Storm by Souffles In Space reviews
Being invisible is a lonely existence. Maybe they can tough it out together. / Or: Jack wasn't the only one to drown that night. AU drabbles and oneshots; major spoilers; gen. Based on art by seekingskywhales on Tumblr.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister
The Filing Cabinet by Rathanel reviews
A collection of omake, crossovers, random ideas, and anything else that insists that it be written. First chapter serves as the ToC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,785 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Odysseus Bound by Lomonaaeren reviews
Dumbledore tells Harry, when they meet in King's Cross, that he cannot return alive to his own world, because there is supposed to be no magic capable of resurrecting the dead. Harry can take a train from King's Cross into other worlds. Somewhere in those seas of revolution, fear, horror, and glory, he may have a chance at finding a home. Multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,264 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P.
Of Pawns and Employment by julien-schu reviews
In which idle and newly-dismissed pawns seek new methods to find employment in Gran Soren.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Arisen - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 12,812 - Follows: 7,404 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3616 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Survivor's Guide to the Apocalypse by Faerlyte reviews
One falling chunk of space metal later and priorities everywhere had been reduced to simply surviving to see tomorrow, and hoarding the last of the toilet paper. Easier said than done in a bunker full of Akatsuki. With the resident Blue Fish and the filthy Leaf traitor, Itachi Uchiha, as Sakura's only allies, the future was looking rather grim. Hold onto your limes and Vitamin D.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,392 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
In The Silence by Esse reviews
Three hundred years is a terribly long time. (49) "It's not a dream, is it?"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 136,790 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost
A Very Distinctive Myth by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Trying to figure it all out had been a pain in Eliot's occasionally scaly ass.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Eliot S., Parker, Alec H. - Complete
The Days We Knew by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
Her name was Uzumaki Kushina, and they loved her. Root fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Danzō S., Kushina U. - Complete
Down Together by therosebaron reviews
Drabble based on suddenlysencha's tumblr AU where both Jack and his sister drowned.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 14,173 - Follows: 6,978 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Mirrored by Lynse reviews
As a general rule, diving into unknown swirly vortexes in the Ghost Zone is a bad idea, but this was a time when Danny had no other real choice. Meanwhile, Jake thought he was through dealing with ghosts, but Rotwood, well, he's just getting started.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,026 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Danny F., Jazz F., Jake, Rotwood - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Of Pawns and Repetition by julien-schu reviews
In which Ser Maximilian Eizenstern discovers how the pawns can be annoyingly repetitive, and how the Arisen deals with it.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Arisen - Complete
Different Kinds of Frost by DarkDragonne reviews
Before he became a guardian, Jack found only one person who could see him. And that person turned out to be not quite human... and far too similar to Jack himself.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Loki, Jack Frost
Whatever Works by Sarah1281 reviews
When Valjean watches Javert plunge into the water right in front of him, he knows that there's only one possible way he can get away with saving Javert without the other man immediately attempting to jump again. 1998 movie-based.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Impressions by sakuradancer3 reviews
Roxanne had to wonder which face was the true face of Megamind. Talentless hack and professional annoyance or truly gifted, albeit absentminded, genius capable of far more than he wants others to believe? She wonders... T for future language/situations.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,637 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reckoning by KSCrusaders reviews
When Esbern and Delphine ask the unthinkable of the Dragonborn, she uncovers truths about both Paarthurnax and herself when trying to do what's right. A reimagining of the Blades' quest, reposted from the Skyrim kmeme. Genfic.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Study in Crimson and Viridian: Part I by Last.Echo reviews
There's a reason why red and green complement each other. Aesthetically, they're pleasing to the eye, and side by side they make each other appear brighter. FrostIron Loki/canonfemale!Tony Movie Spoilers! Comic Spoilers!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,786 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Mile in his Armor by DarkDragonne reviews
The Enchantress' spell went wrong, and now Tony and Loki have to deal with the results as Tony struggles to master the magic that could fix it. (Written for a No True Pair prompt involving Tony, Loki, and bodyswap).
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
And He Sat On The Edge Of Skies by julien-schu reviews
In which Lord Julien begins to develop an interest in the Arisen and his pawns, but mostly for the former. Spoilers abound, including for the full ending of the game in later chapters. If you haven't played the game to the finish, do not read this. Complete. 10 Sep 2012
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Julien, Arisen - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4170 - Favs: 7,717 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Up, Down, Emergency by the.mightiest.pen reviews
OUT OF MY SMALL HIATUS! More detailed summary inside. Post-Avengers. When Loki and Jane first meet, they are both, in a sense, prisoners. What happens when Jane busts Loki out of SHIELD custody? A slow-building Lokane adventure filled with heart, humor, twists and turns, thrills and chills! Come see what you're missing...
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Loki, Jane F.
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Thorn by Another Name by LobstarMonstar reviews
The last person she ever expected to need her is also the last one who'd ever admit it. The last person she ever expected to care about is also the only one she shouldn't. And she wants nothing but to help him, mortality be damned. CHAPTER 3? FINALLY UP.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sam Guevenne - Complete
Steve's Journal by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Not wanting to take up his teammates' time with all of us questions about history/pop culture/etc, Steve keeps a notebook full of all of his questions, observations, and other things he wants to look up later when he gets a chance. Steve learns about Sarah Palin, the Jersey Shore, Youtube, and how to successfully troll the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Captive Guests by Ordis reviews
When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 196 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Tony and his Robots by Heaven's Archer reviews
Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 329 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Fathers and Sons by Dani Kin reviews
"It is not flesh and blood, but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons." The warden is about the find that out when an exceptional blue baby comes into his life, bringing both joy and heartbreak. Epilogue is up and this story is COMPLETE!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,967 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Warden, Megamind - Complete
What the Cat Dragged In by Japanese and Chocolate reviews
A small mishap leaves Loki with four paws and a tail…and in Jane's care.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
None So Blind by Sarah1281 reviews
Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Prank by footshooter reviews
Someone changes Bruce's phone wallpaper. He's pretty sure he knows who, but since no one will admit to it, he has to resort to enacting revenge on everyone. T for swearing. I think there's swearing. Everyone features.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
We All Have Our Strengths by MS-Manuscript reviews
Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
Shadowy Vested Interests v Tony Stark's Robot Army by chaletian reviews
Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Even Super Villains Buy Groceries by chatnoir1 reviews
Jane and Loki bump into each other at Whole Foods and Jane learns something new about him. She really needs to read some of those myths.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Seven Years Bad Luck by Feelin Glayish reviews
If you look into the broken pieces and cannot find your reflection, the magic of seven years bad luck will take effect. In the spring of '91, Neville Longbottom broke a mirror. And in their 8th year, Pansy Parkinson broke one too. Neville/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,437 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Something Better by Laureen Lycan reviews
Short attempt at humor. My twist on Link's final battle with Demise. Now, with more Ghirahim!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Raiders Of The Lost Horcrux by NothingPretentious reviews
Ron might end up getting killed chasing after his damned 'fortune and glory'. But not today. * Just a somewhat silly oneshot. *
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Something Worth Fighting For by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
"Now you listen to me, my loyalty isn't to the Legion, or the Graybeards, or the Stormcloaks. It's not even to Skyrim! My loyalty is and always will be, first and foremost, to you." Scouts-Many-MarshesXDragonborn. Even Argonians need love too!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Down in the Underground by flashwitch reviews
Arthur loves paradoxes for a reason. He saw Jareth's Escher Gallery when he was young, after he'd beaten the Labyrinth. Now he's having to return to the Labyrinth to save another child, and he's taking his team with him.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,729 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jareth, Arthur - Complete
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 232 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Slash Archive by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ivy, J. Kincaid - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Second Chance by Bil reviews
Oneshot. Severus thinks it was bad enough being seventeen the first time around. Having to live through it a second time is surely a severe penance he doesn't deserve. SS, HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Round Each Corner There's A Chance by Redblankets reviews
Five times Briar and Sandry fell in love, and one time they didn't.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Definition of a Dollophead by Loopstagirl reviews
By Merlin's own definition, he can't call the King a dollophead any more. As Arthur happily will point out.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
The Common Cold by Loopstagirl reviews
Unfortunately, when Merlin is around, nothing is common.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Baking, Briar's Way by rosaxx50 reviews
Written for SMACKDOWN 2011. Unrepentant fluff. "Did I ever tell you 'bout the time I baked a hundred cakes in twenty minutes?"
Circle Opens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
Always Us by KrisEleven reviews
They were meant to be together, but what if Niko had not saved them? What would they have become then? Dark!Circle written for icecreamlova.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On Shaky Ground by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
teach us something please by irnan reviews
The first thing Luke Dursley did when he got his Hogwarts letter was dance a triumphant war dance around the sitting room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Star Dancing by KrisEleven reviews
Written for TPE: Writing Challenges' Seven Days of Midwinter prompt. The Cat was bored and sat down to watch the humans one midwinter night. He hadn't realized, before, just how interesting they could be.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Pounce - Complete
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 331 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Roxanne's Vacation by Jeannette Hetfield reviews
Pre-movie. After a lengthy business trip, Roxanne takes some time off, but for some reason, Megamind never shows up to kidnap her, leaving Roxanne fuming and more than a little suspicious as to why not.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Lullaby and Goodnight by ConeycatJr reviews
The Avengers discover that the newest location of Loki's super secret villain lair is...Thor's bedroom in the Avengers mansion.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
A Kindness Repaid by Marnie reviews
After the events in "Boys in a Man's World" Steve Rogers doesn't expect to see Loki ever again. Very luckily for him, Loki never does what he's expected to do.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Loki, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
My Dad's a Norse God, Bones by Limited-Fantasy reviews
Three years in space and Jim thinks nothing can really surprise him anymore. Well, apparently gods and family still can, as he finds out when he accidentally ends up in Asgard. Norsekink crack prompt fill.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Loki - Complete
Curious Choices by Limited-Fantasy reviews
Coulson wakes up to waffles and a Norse god in his kitchen. Awkward questions are asked over breakfast. Should be filed under the Avengers movie, but that doesn't exist as a category yet.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Agent Coulson, Loki - Complete
Modern Major Mary Sue by unicorn-skydancer08 reviews
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mary Sues and what makes them tick, set to the famous mile-a-second ditty.
Pirates of Penzance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 269 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
Fallen Star by Alydia Rackham reviews
All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,927 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Hats, Cats, Tea and Frippery by Undercover Godmother reviews
Based on "Alice in Musicland", Gakupo now appears as the Mad Hatter, and Luka as the Cheshire Cat, who is determined to remain away from the annoying Hatter and those eggplant cupcakes he always wants to give her. Yuck! Question is, will she succeed?
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Luka M. - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 348 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Mrs Holmes by Limited-Fantasy reviews
John meets Sherlock and Mycroft's mum unexpectedly one day and isn't quite sure what to make of...her? Response to a norsekink crossover prompt. Crack!Fic.
Crossover - Sherlock & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Loki - Complete
Rider on the Storm by swabloo reviews
Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 235 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, John W. - Complete
Detention Lines by A Writer Among Thousands reviews
After one game on the hogwarts express some of the seventh years are acting a bit strange, but what did they do? bend's a few rules, but you'll still love it! maybe a litle OOC-ness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Concerning the Unlikely Benefits of Polyjuice Potion by m81170 reviews
In Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, two things overtook the school: Dolores Umbridge and PRICKS - The Polyjuice Romance Inspired Cupid Kissing Service. Both disturbed him greatly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fred W., George W., Harry P. - Complete
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
A Merman's Song by Undercover Godmother reviews
I heard that it was Luka's birthday soon, and that vocaloidotaku decided the theme was 'Fairy Tales.' So I mashed together Vocaloid with The Little Mermaid. Gakupo is a merman with a song. Luka is the princess he falls in love with.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,724 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Luka M. - Complete
Don't Taze Me Bro! by Your Iron Lung reviews
"Bro." Bro quirked his brow. "Bro no." Bro grinned. "Don't taze me Bro." Bro lunged.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Still Doesn't Know by TheStripedyZebra reviews
My little drabble which I am continuing as of now inspired by episode 6 of season 2. Rated for implied dirty acts. ;o Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Chronicles of the Chosen Three: Unholy Triforce by Seldavia reviews
Why is the most sacred icon in Hyrule's history seen as a curse mark? Why is Princess Zelda being held in a tower by her uncle and forbidden from practicing magic? What will happen when two other Bearers come to the castle, asking dangerous questions?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Zelda, Ganondorf
World Powers Game Night 2011 by Alix Cohen reviews
Every year, some of the Nations meet in Brussels to play games and act human. But they can't quite get over their histories...Game-related drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America - Complete
The Irony of Bubblemates by yaoi-rox-me-sox reviews
Doomed Dave is stuck in his bubble with the saddest excuse for a dead troll. But what he finds is that Tavros is ironically enjoyable company and perhaps the best bubblemate a human could ask for. Eventual Dave/Tavros, but not for a while yet.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,973 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
Bad Influences by BlackPuma137 reviews
After IM2 and Thor. Coulson's remarks "That guy never tells me anything" sparks retaliation.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/14/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Agent Coulson
The Pepsi Challenge by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The Cold War begins to thaw and America is faced with his biggest challenge yet: to get Russia to sample American cola.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,805 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
a nightingale serenading the infinite by wild wolf free17 reviews
Arthur had a brother once. So did Neal.
Crossover - White Collar & Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Neal C., Arthur - Complete
Talent is only half of the equation by Daria234 reviews
Teamfic: some humor, and some drama too. From a prompt: the team trains their replacements so that they can use their famous names to pull heists of their own, Dread Pirate Roberts style. This is how the team gets their first recruit.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Parker, Eliot S. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
What We Have is What We Make of It by Mede reviews
The Killing Curse didn't leave Harry unaffected that night. Ten years later at Hogwarts saw a fledgling Gryffindor make a friend, and a savior who needed saving find a future... and the world changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,824 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters to Walpurgis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Dennis B. - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Moving the Stars 2 by VR Trakowski reviews
Arthur vs. the Labyrinth. Sequel to "Moving the Stars".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Strangers Like Us by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Alfred is a single dad who is struggling to raise his son, Arthur. His life gets turned around when he befriends Ivan, fellow single dad and father of Francis, the kid Arthur hates with the intensity of the sun. Chaos ensues. Eventual Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, Russia
Magic Trick by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*hints of GerIta, crack, fluffiness* Britannia Angel manages to turn Italy into Chibitalia in an attempt to make him more manageable. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Gone to the Dogs by Tally Mark reviews
Kagome needs help, and there's only one dog who can do it. In which Kagome learns a thing or two about dogs and Sesshoumaru learns a thing or two about fun. SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Learning to Have Fun by Exclusive Amanuensis reviews
Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,758 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Lunar Eclipse by the point reviews
He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Wild Nation Kingdom by genericnamehere reviews
America films a nature documentary on the mating habits of nations. It goes about as well as expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Australia - Complete
Bleeding Truth by bookowl reviews
Merlin is outed as a sorcerer and Arthur reacts violently. The Prince then tries to move on with his life but Merlin appears everywhere he turns.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,033 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Healing Spells by BeyondTheStorm reviews
After revealing his magic to Arthur due to life-threatening circumstances, Merlin decides it's time he learned to heal. With Gaius off dealing with an illness in the outer villages, Merlin is left to his own methods, bearing some rather costly outcomes.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,075 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Initial Thoughts by Akavet reviews
Kid x Soul. Soul's intrigued by the shinigami but his initial thoughts come crashing down as he gets to learn more about the other. "... Take off your clothes." Kid had said and Soul could easily admit that he had no clue what was going on... FLUFF. Slash
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,597 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Ice by VR Trakowski reviews
He's an engineer, not a physicist.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Frog Princess and The Awesome Hero by berseker25 reviews
**FACE FAMILY AU** Arthur tells a story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2010 - France, England/Britain
Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt by Talitha Koum reviews
Complete. AU. Based on the movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Penny moves in to 4A and comes to find that the previous tenant has yet to leave.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,409 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Networking by Your Royal Awesomeness reviews
AU. Michelle accepts Gilbert Beillschmidt's relationship request. Alfred is not pleased. Pru/fem!Can, FACE family
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bridal Shower by Thrythlind reviews
It started with, guess what, a woman. Well, two women actually. One in my office hiring me to find a lost knife and one in the morgue bled dry.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Joyride by Takada Saiko reviews
Auggie is not the designated driver. Ever. R&R please.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Auggie A. - Complete
Recruit by BlackElement7 reviews
America makes it a habit to know those who fight for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2010 - America - Complete
Of Grapefruits and Rachel McAdams by Laury the Latrator reviews
What do you think of when you think of me? Auggie/Annie pre-romance of sorts. One-shot.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
More Dangerous Than A Shotgun by staccato ramble reviews
Five times in his life that Romano realized he was head over heels for America, then one time she realized it too. RomanoxFem!America. Rated for Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
Romanes eunt domus? by sweetteasus reviews
Another shameless Life of Brian rip-off. Germania's Latin skills aren't the best.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Pi Makes Everything Better by AliceSarina reviews
Marshall celebrates Pi day. Mary endures.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Holmes Meets Holmes by pretend-to-care reviews
I know this has to have been done before, but who doesn't love a good humanly impossible situation? Holmes and Watson from the 2009 movie meet Holmes and Watson from the original books. Much yelling and arguing ensues.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, S. Holmes - Complete
Use Your Words by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about de-aged Eliot and his violent anger at another de-aged character. Nate tries to play peacemaker, and the rest of the team supports his efforts. Sort of. Not really. Contains Eliot-ish threats of violence.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Puppy Love by pathera reviews
Merlin has four legs, a tail, fur, and all the belly scratches in the world aren't going to make up for it. Reincarnation fic, fluff, oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ten Reasons Briar Moss is Still Single by KrisEleven reviews
Briar Moss has many traits that make women like him; he is funny, charming, attractive, and kind... Unfortunately, there are also ten reasons why he is still single.
Will of the Empress - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heavenly Mother by unicorn-skydancer08 reviews
Because we do not address our Heavenly Father as "Father", for no reason. If there is a Father, then there must be a Mother, too.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Swift Hunting by Jordy Trent reviews
By the time she's regained her feet, dusted herself off and checked that her weapons are still with her, she has already realised that this is no ordinary valley...
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Lara Croft, Winston the butler - Complete
Worst manservant ever by Koby J reviews
Of which Arthur tells Merlin what he thinks of him and his quality of work. Well, tries to anyway. M/A
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
And What Has Rome Done for Us? by sweetteasus reviews
Shameless ripoff of "The Life of Brian". Germania poses this question to the other Ancients.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Germania - Complete
A Million Years Comes Awfully Fast by aiiXael reviews
Poland decides that Russia looks entirely un-cute in his current wardrobe, and decides to replace the stuffy outfits with something far more fabulous right before a world meeting. Not historical in the least.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Russia, Poland - Complete
The Faked Death Job by BGeek reviews
Another story where Eliot and Lindsey and brothers. Eliot fakes his death for a job with unintended consequences. No ships.
Crossover - Angel & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Lindsey M., Eliot S. - Complete
Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery by Shadow Of Hyrule reviews
Link battles with his evil twin, finding he could be harder to get rid of than first thought. Rated M for future chapters. Dark LinkxLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,161 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Nerdgasm by deanangst reviews
Elito and Hardison in a computer store.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Eliot S., Alec H. - Complete
Poisonous Creatures by Ireina Kurotsuki reviews
Germany really shouldn't have been surprised to see the young nation with a snake twining around him, and a spider on one hand, happily holding a conversation with the small arachnid. Oneshot. Rated for Oz's swearing. Could be slash if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Australia, Germany - Complete
The Sassy Gay Polish Friend by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Russia, Poland - Complete
Sam's not a fan of cinema verite by Daria234 reviews
Sam's POV on the movie they make about Michael's life. Humorfic one-shot.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sam A., Michael W. - Complete
Not that it matters by Kessy-Bo reviews
Tony has to deal with a Sherlock Holmes world. Poor Tony.. or is that Holmes?
Crossover - Ironman & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, S. Holmes
When I Was A Child by Ursula4x reviews
The world experiences a new disease which causes its victims to revert to childish bodies.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Peter B., Neal C.
That Don't Impress Me Much by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheldon/Penny. Sheldon and Penny meet Shawn and Gus in a cafe.
Crossover - Psych & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Shawn S., Sheldon C. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 663 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
For Germany, I'll DIEEEEET by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*GerIta, implied USUK* The unthinkable has happened to Italy... he's actually put on some weight from his "huge, HUGE love" for pasta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
PRINCE: The Owner's guide and Maintenance Manual by The Ultimate Person reviews
Thank you for purchasing the PRINCE unit, SoT editon. To insure the safty of the planet earth and it's sanity, please read this manual for instruction.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Typical Haunt by Aki-sama reviews
Harry Dresden has contended with Fae, Vampires, Demons, Fallen Angels, and some really nasty people. But he's never met anyone like Danny Fenton - and that might have been a good thing. /Chapter 1: The end of some things and the beginning of others.\\
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,172 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 306 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Danny F., H. Dresden
The Ties That Bind Job by Hickumu reviews
Coauthored. A job goes south, leaving Eliot on the verge of death and the rest of the team left dealing with his very strange saviors. Lives are on the line, secrets are revealed, and it's the ties that bind that will see them all through the aftermath.
Crossover - Angel & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Faith - Complete
Lassie by flashwitch reviews
A very short, very random fic that was buzzing around my brain. What's that Lassie? Timmy needs our help?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Facets of the Living Jewel by Licentia poetica reviews
Tangled time threads, quarks, Pack Law, schizophrenia, ancient languages, hydrophobia, yinyang, and binoculars. What do they all have in common? Unlike the Shikon Jewel, the Living Jewel has innumerable facets. 2006 Best Serial Fanfiction IYFG.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 358,632 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 10/15/2005
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,894 - Follows: 5,012 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 441 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops, Wrong World by Elaienar reviews
It was a bright and sunny day - and then all of a sudden it wasn't. Hey, where'd the world go? Crossover with Harry Potter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Link: An Owner's Manual by Soshite reviews
Congratulations dear customer! You have just bought the Hero of Time as seen in the Ocarina of Time! Here in this nifty manual will be all the tips you'll need to keep your Bearer of Courage, happy, safe, healthy and stress free.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Link - Complete
Arthur's Silent Guardian by Sydelle Rein reviews
A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ganondorf Dragmire: An Owner's Manual by Soshite reviews
Congrats! You just purchased the King of Evil and now it is high time you found out how to care, feed and keep him from destroying the world with three magical triangles! Fun times!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Idiocy Revealed by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to "Idiocy," though not necessary to read it first. In which Arthur realizes that maybe he's an idiot after all. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Idiocy by Sydelle Rein reviews
Arthur Pendragon was not an idiot. He knew the truth...well, sort of. No slash. Just a short fic set directly after 2x13. Sequel now posted! "Idiocy Revealed"
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life by Mara-DragonMaster reviews
Neal is full of excitement on Friday, ready to spend Christmas with his mother. On Monday he returns to work with a dead look in his eyes. Peter and Elizabeth try to solve the puzzle, hoping to save Christmas, and end up saving a young man as well.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,064 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., OC - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Something for Everyone by Sunbird Riding Shotgun reviews
He does something for all of them, they just never really mention it.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Eliot S. - Complete
What She Left Behind! by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
Just a bit of archaeological silliness! Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kagome H. - Complete
Stranded by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Gen Crack: The robots are plotting...
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/13/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Jarvis - Complete
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
On The Isle Of Apples by shadowglove reviews
AU. As six year old Arthur chases six year old Merlin around the fountain on the Isle of the Apples, waving his wooden sword around and threatening the giggling boy to high heaven, Nimueh can't help but watch and chuckle. Implied future MerlinxArthur
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
23 Crossovers by Koby J reviews
Yay! 23 Merlin crossovers most of them Merthur, try to guess them :D
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Brothers and Sisters by netgirly2k reviews
When Arthur and Morgana were children they tried to push each other out of trees, twenty years later and they're scuffling drunkenly over who gets to wear the crown.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
The Mapmakers' Colors by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Cultural Differences by Mlmonty reviews
Nominated in 4 categories for the Dokuga Awards! Kagome is an exchange student from Germany. Somehow she unintentionally manages to attract the attention of Sesshoumaru Genshu and he marks her as his personal property.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,196 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Mr Butterfly by Lady Klawla reviews
What happens when Link learns a shrinking spell? And what happens when it mis-fires and goes through a window in Hyrule Castle? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! Just something I did at 2:00 am on a sunday night...Rated T for a little bit of language....
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ganondorf - Complete
House Potter by Black Drazon reviews
Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Fanfic 101 by Taranea reviews
Ever read any really bad crossovers? This fanfiction will show you how to avoid them! Step-by-step instructions on characterization, universe-fusing and sadistically abusing all your favourite hedgehogs for fun and giggles, what could go wrong?
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Shadow - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 230 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Toph and Tony Stark: Heavy Metal BFF's by Ayala Atreides reviews
She's the world's best Earthbender and its one and only Metalbender , he's a genius with a high-tech suit of armor. Together, they pwn badguys! ONE-SHOT
Crossover - Ironman & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/19/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Toph - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
That's All? by LittleBlueNayru reviews
TP-based. Centers around one of the disappointments of the game: Epona. Rated T because Epona kicks Link in the face deliberately and also for language on Link's part.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Epona, Link - Complete
Olympics held where? by whitetyger123 reviews
2010 Olympics are going to be held in America... No wait, above America? Maybe in Australia? Ok, no offence to anyone, and I'm Canadian, so if you are also Canadian, please don't be offended! Read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Canada - Complete
They come to life when you're not looking by Daria234 reviews
AU where they are all dolls on a toyshop shelf, but they still work as a team. Humorfic. Warnings for sweetness and total CRACK - don't read if you don't like.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Eliot S., Alec H. - Complete
The Legend of Midna: Call of the Twilight by Shatterthought reviews
[Archived] An accident in the Mirror Chamber sends Link back into the Twilight Realm. With the help of Midna, he must overcome a familiar foe and the dark source behind his power...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,076 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
The Delightful Diary of Professor Snape by Daria234 reviews
AU where Snape had a happy childhood and loves his life! How does he feel about Harry? How does he feel about work? Does he date? What does he wear? Humor ficlet. Warnings for heterosexuality. And CRACK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Of Being Human by saxgirl42 reviews
In which a fairy meddles, a horse transforms, and a quest begins. Rated T for safety.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,906 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Link, Epona - Complete
Team Triforce, Go! by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Based on Twilight Princess. A random oneshot. Link and Zelda fall in the final battle against Ganondorf. With no one left to stop the King of Evil, the Goddesses decide to intervene...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
He'll hit you if you tell him Santa Claus was here by Daria234 reviews
wee!Eliot on Christmas morning. Eliot gets turned into a little kid but his mind is still an adult's;he hates that the team can't help treating him like a child -- but he likes getting presents. Basically, a team-as-family fic with extra schmoop/cuteness
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Eliot S., Nathan F. - Complete
You’re Mine Now, Brother Dearest by The-world-needs-peace reviews
Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru have gotten into another argument, only this time things seem to have gone too far, and now a war has begun...
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,981 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Just one day by Loopstagirl reviews
A bored Arthur decides to be a servant for a day and discovers a few truths about what is really going on.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Arthur - Complete
House and Wilson see the Star Trek movie by Daria234 reviews
The guys argue over whether House is more like Kirk or Spock. Not slash, but there is some of that flirtatious snark that House uses when he wants to annoy Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Don't Ask Me by ProjectManhattan reviews
Shawn and Gus decide to take a vacation to Miami under Shawn's somewhat suspect motive of saving Lassiter from an assassin. While in the sunny Florida town, however, our pseudo-detectives run afoul of some very colorful characters. Burn Notice crossover.
Crossover - Psych & Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Shawn S.
Lionel Luthor's Successful Plan by shadowglove reviews
AU. When Lionel realizes that his twelve year old son DIDN'T kill his little brother, he's disgusted with himself for ever believing he did it, and so begins Lionel's quest to make it up to Lex, by finding him happiness in the form of a six year old Chloe
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Chloe S., Lex L. - Complete
House and Wilson Watch a Soap Opera by Daria234 reviews
House and Wilson watch soaps together. While drinking. Not slash but plenty of snark . Humorfic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Lucky Penny Tergiversate by secondplacechampion reviews
Written for the Sheldon Penny livejournal challenge: "The End of the World." Penny deals with her emotions and her family as the world faces its inevitable doom. The boys have left, and what's with the note that Sheldon has left on Penny's door?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C.
How Penny Spent Her Summer by secondplacechampion reviews
Once the boys left Pasadena for the North Pole, the biggest heat wave in a decade hit the west coast. And then Penny's air conditioner died. And then she flashed Howard from 3,300 miles away. P/S. D
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Enchanted Hat by Spiritual Stone reviews
Everybody has a past, but not everybody's past is haunted with monsters and chains and secrets, not like Link or Sheik. So when Sheik discovers that Link isn't who he thought he was, how will he deal with his unexpected love for the Hero? Not MinishCap.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,948 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Sweetened Ramen by Tsubasa8 reviews
When the Go-Ninja come to Konoha village there can be only one possible outcome - chaos. Gintama/Naruto Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
From the Eyes of the Twilight Princess by Ferngirl reviews
When the princess of the Twilight is banished from her land, she must journey to Hyrule to seek the help of a divine beast. We follow the journey of Midna as she travels through Light and Twilight to regain her realm and that of the humans.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 87,290 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Window by Lady Salazar reviews
The eyes are the windows to the soul, but Harry knew something was up long before his eyes changed. HP/Naruto crossover, oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 371 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Removed by Scarred DNA reviews
CANCELLED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Perfect 10 by Daria234 reviews
crack!fic about House and Wilson watching a beauty pageant and the mischief it inspires.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ghosts by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
Whammy becomes concerned when six year-old L creates an imaginary friend. Warnings: Real name spolier, no beta annnnd...slight spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Little Mad Here by tempestquill reviews
He gives his head a little shake, brings his thumb to his lip and nibbles on the end of it. Something is coming on the thin, brittle wings of a Shinigami. Such a creature he once believed didn’t exist. He has since seen proof to the contrary.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L - Complete
From Tights to Tunic by Scarlet Moose reviews
Sheik, as many of us know, is a helper of Zelda, and one of the final Sheikiah. But what will happen when Sheik switches bodies with the Hero of Time? How will he feel, having to leave his home, and better yet, what will Link think? T for language
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,300 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sheik, Link
ITT: Another Form by That's SQUALL reviews
And lo, Square took pity upon Its characters, and It said, "Let there be laundromats!"
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Thy Mother's Loving Cage by Lellian reviews
-Sakura is seven and, today, she has decided that she wants to be a ninja.- A Sakura-centic story about love, life and the point where a girl can look her mother in the eye and tell her that she's wrong. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Should Be Angry by Brat-Child3 reviews
L is waiting for Light to return home. The only problem is L's not even sure what he's doing there. He's been dead for two days, and not being able to eat sweets is really starting to annoy him. One-Shot, Yaoi, LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Inhuman Resurrection by Scarred DNA reviews
L . . . brought back to the world of the living by modern science, two centuries after his death. CANCELLED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,277 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - L
Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon by b7-kerravon reviews
Full title:"Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon...and the one time he did" for a challenge on psychfic. A series of 5 scenes where the Detective hears about Shawn's ability, and one where he finally sees it. Complete with epilogue! No Slash
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Comfort by MissLe reviews
Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who were as opposite as could be. If one were hot, the other would be cold, or if one were day, the other, night. Yet still, as young people do, they found it mattered very little.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
springtime of youth by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. In which there is an irked Itachi and a lot of scantily clad men. And no, none of whom are Gai and/or Lee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tails, MD by Taranea reviews
A mysterious illness, a bed-ridden Sonic, and a two-tailed fox SO out of his depth.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Tails, Sonic, Amy - Complete
Honest to Hedgehog by DeppleICk reviews
If Mello and Near were normal than Matt was a hedgehog. L might have just done something very stupid or incredably smart - in any case, Mello needs to vent.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Matt, Mello
Fanatics by pathera reviews
Harry and Draco locked in a room trying to hide from the forces of ultimate evil. One-shot, slash, Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Feather by Xaviere Jade reviews
Complete! Here's the day Sarah thought would never come. Response to PikalaCynique's challenge. Sarah gets a message and a gift. Then her whole life changes forever.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,863 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Under Pressure by Cyprith reviews
Eventually, something had to break. A fun Sarah/Jareth 100-prompt table.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
Kisame's Corner by TheWindAlchemist reviews
KISAME'S CORNER! ASK HIM AND ALL THE AKATSUKI QUESTIONS SO THEY CAN GET A DECENT MEAL EVERY DAY! Chapter 19 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,287 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kisame H.
Caged Freedom by LordBahamut'sgirl reviews
To get beyond the door of the cage, someone has to die. But, Link isn't sure if Dark should anymore. One-shot, no yaoi strangely enough, and for Halloween...early. Enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 479 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE by Epona64 reviews
What would happen if the bosses from all the games came together? There are arrows flying from noses, breeding gone out of control, a great Gleeok debate, barrel-rolling Poes, and even a pole dance or two. Who knows what wonders await inside?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Twin Switch by DeppleICk reviews
A little thing that might get some chuckles. Features Gred and Forge as firsties. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Recurve, An Archer's Tale by Captain Tungsten reviews
Naruto is influenced at a young age to choose a weapon not usually favoured by shinobi. Watch him show the world just exactly what he's good for!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,105 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U.
Chewing Gum and Duct Tape by Veldeia reviews
Tony meets his match in technical creativity. He has a Swiss army knife and a mullet. A cracked crossover with MacGyver. Oneshot.
Crossover - MacGyver & Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Odyssey of the Mind by Veldeia reviews
He woke up with no memory at all, in a small white room, in the company of a man called Jarvis, who told him that his name was Tony Stark... A somewhat different story. Tony/Jarvis, Tony/Pepper. Now with epilogue.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,412 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Jarvis - Complete
Champion by callalili reviews
Before she was the Champion of Cyrodiil, she was Martin Septim's errand girl. He's not sure why she's willing to risk her life to hunt down Daedric artifacts and Welkynd Stones. She's not entirely certain, either.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Martin S. - Complete
Tales of Kindergarten by Gaara's Little Girl reviews
Sasuke climbed down from the Oak. He looked at the hair-ribbon in his hand, and then at the receding backs of Hinata and his brother. Crouching down, and hugging his knees he had to ask himself, 'Was is worth it' SasuHina-Summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Doctor Horrible's Debutant Ball by CaffieneKitty reviews
Doctor Horrible's official introduction to the general society of the Evil League of Evil.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Karate by Kurai Hitokiri reviews
My name's Link Greene, and let me tell you that karate class can be a bit confusing sometimes. We pretty much go insane... I only wish I could tell Zelda how much I like her in between fighting off my crazy classmates.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Great Debate by Vera-Sama reviews
Everyone's five favorite Whammy's boys get together for an intellectual meeting of the minds. The topic of their great debate? Semes and Ukes. Oneshot, Crackfic, AU-ish fun for all. LxBxMxMxN plus Light...sort of.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Link's Revenge by Kurai Hitokiri reviews
Link's frustrated at Navi, so now he's gonna take his revenge for all the painful things she's done. A very random, funny story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Link, Navi
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Hylian Lullabies by Midnight Kayari reviews
COMPLETE: A collection of over 100 lyrics set to many of the Background music tunes from the different Zelda games. Some are cute, some are silly, some are just plain weird. Enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 103 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Unexpected Connections by Jedi Buttercup reviews
You'd be the Bloke Who Survived, then, Spike said, studying the young man he'd just been made responsible for. Post NFA, AU after HBP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Neville L., Spike - Complete
How Harry Got His Groove Back by Kits reviews
It's not you, it's me."
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Castle Town Shorts by Twilight Scribe reviews
When Princess Zelda's new pet project sends Link on a trip down memory lane, she finds the results are neither pleasant nor useful. A series of oneshots centering on life in Castle Town.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Link - Complete
I Never Promised You A Rose Garden by shewhoguards reviews
Well, at least he could do something about an overgrown garden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Link Complains by Kurai Hitokiri reviews
I think it's time I got my say in this stuff that Nintendo has me doing. If you want to listen to my rant then good luck. Expect much anger and... stuff!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Link - Complete
Two's Company, Three's a Crowd, Four is Crap by KholdstareV reviews
The Four Sword has been upgraded; it now causes different sides of Link's personality to be set free! Is it helpful? Hard to say. Is it hilarious? Better believe it!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Link - Complete
Good Girl by MissLe reviews
She was tired of being a good girl. He wanted someone to appreciate his work. Meetings in a construction site.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
On the Flipside by KholdstareV reviews
Ever wonder what's beyond the borders of the Great Sea? Link sure does. Care to join him on his expedition? Suit yourself!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Link - Complete
Kitty, and Chimera by Twilight Scribe reviews
The cat meowed once more as Ed placed his hands just over the edge of the circle, preparing to activate it. He could do it. He had the skill. It was a basic alchemy exercise, the simplest of chimeras. More importantly, he had to do it. He owed it to Al.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Peanut Butter Jelly by MissLe reviews
Kyoko fainted, both Hiashi and Fugaku projectile vomited onto the coffee table, Kano had turned a deep green, and Mikoto was clutching her stomach and moaned in pain while the children wondered the reason to their parents' sudden sickness. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Under His Skin by rikuboo reviews
Soubi/Ritsuka :: Ritsuka doesn't recall a time where he ever felt this relaxed. But maybe those memories are lost.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
Bite me by Tally Mark reviews
In which Kagome gets bitten a great deal. It's hard being delicious. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 304 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,251 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Small, Meaningful Steps by Just A Starving Writer reviews
She knows now how easy it is to go from pride of the village to ruthless villain. It's all just a matter of small, well placed steps. Sakura. Itachi. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Book O Contracts: Volume One by Kurai Hitokiri reviews
Twenty rules written and signed by the students of Hyrule High. Be prepared for many laughs. Alternate Universe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Malora reviews
For the "Burnt Hedwig to the Rescue" challenge on potionsandsnitches: "Hedwig is tossed onto a bonfire with Harry's other belongings, but she manages to barely escape." Hedwig must seek help for Harry, before her injuries and the cold overtake her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Hedwig - Complete
Childhood Ignorance by Kurai Hitokiri reviews
Who thought that a simple childhood game could have so much impact on Link and Zelda as adults?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,482 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Something of Nothing by Gomjibar22 reviews
In an attempt to get rid of Kagome, Naraku uses a foreign spell to turn Kagome into ‘nothing’, but instead of dieing Kagome is turned into a void demon like Kanna.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,866 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Kagome H., Kanna
20 Truths About Team Gai by Lellian reviews
Team Gai has mixed feelings on being Team Gai.' Of pointy things, all-seeing eyes and far, far too much green spandex. NejiTentenLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hard To Get by atruwriter reviews
Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 430 - Published: 1/5/2008 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Naruto: the Videogame by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,525 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Phantoms by Tally Mark reviews
If he was losing it, then she was lost with him. SessKag drabble set.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Konoha Christmas Carols by Goggleplex reviews
Parodies of songs of the Christmas Season preformed by Konoha ninjas and with special appearances by the Akatsuki and other characters as well. Enjoy! Characters categories will change every chapter
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Freeze Frame by Archaeologist reviews
What would happen if movie characters could actually see what was going on in the real world?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
It's Your Kingdom by Seldavia reviews
Oneshot. A humorous look at the ZeldaxLink angsty romance storyline, with Zelda getting sound advice from an unexpected source. Slightly OOC it's a humor story after all.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Veneer by kc-archive reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Super Naruto by Captain Tungsten reviews
Naruto learns Kage Bunshin early, and uses it to assist him is his goal...of becoming strong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U.
Get Offa my Game! by Taranea reviews
Next year this time, the Olympic Games are ON! And we all know who s going to be there, right? But what would have gotten Sonic and Mario so eager to square off against one another in the first place? Well, 'Ego Issues' doesn t begin to describe it...
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
The Notebook by Captain Tungsten reviews
A selection of ideas, in the form of story snippets that I may or may not ever continue, but wanted to post anyway.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
Silver Dreams by Captain Tungsten reviews
Naruto has the resposibility to complete a family legacy. Thanks to the Kyuubi, he may just be capable of doing so. Will the world be ready for the result?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U.
Everyone's Grudge by Captain Tungsten reviews
Naruto was abandoned as a baby and raised by...what?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U.
Teatime Meetings by lordhellebore reviews
Ron and Draco are together. While their fathers are stubbornly refusing to face the situation, Molly and Narcissa decide to at least try, and therefore meet for tea once a week. Drabble series, four drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
Curry by BlackElement7 reviews
Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Home Front by Lisse reviews
The 'what if JK Rowling had written about ninjas' fic. Naruto & Harry Potter crack fusion...thing. Mostly Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Running with wolves by Taranea reviews
Set in TP universe. Hyrule is saved, but what is the matter with Link? He is still a savage blue eyed beast. Can t he change back, or...won t he?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Link - Complete
Only Skin Deep by surreptitiouspen reviews
When a Charms assignment gives James and Lily the liberty to change one another’s appearance, Lily plans a hideous transformation for her unwanted admirer. James, however, has another idea in mind… OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Various Supah Powahs of One Severus Snape by lunakatrina reviews
Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Severus S.
The Last Straw by Twilight Scribe reviews
Ordon Village is in ruins. The cause? Such a trivial thing as a name. Of course, it wasn't trivial to Link. Slightly gorey, huzzah!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Link - Complete
Of Cousins, Landslides, and Broken Bones by Bil reviews
After Death Eaters interrupt a meeting, Minerva McGonagall gets a closer look at Severus and Harry's relationship. Post HBP. Nonslash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Doggie by Shades of Venom reviews
Link has some difficulty after turning into a wolf...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Link - Complete
Being a Big Brother by Azumizai reviews
DISCONTINUED :: Set Two Weeks after end of 2005 Movie, Wonka is finding he feels like family to Charlie, and he has big plans for them and the factory. But first, things must go wrong, and the press must get involved. Chapter Summaries Inside.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,480 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 276 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: Luckless by SickleYield reviews
Independent storyline in the TFC universe, based on a Hero of Kvatch who has lost her gloss and the only companion she can find who will put up with her. Rated for violence. Now complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,486 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Lost in Translation by Twilight Scribe reviews
Chaos are cute, Chaos are cuddly. This is true, but just what does their adorable babble really mean?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Could Be Raining by Just A Starving Writer reviews
The perfect curse, courtesy of Naraku, can bring just about anyone together. Even Kagome and Sesshoumaru. Complete oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Random Ramen by weirdest1 reviews
Just random drably type thingys that I can't get out of my head....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Naruto U.
Stupid pills by weirdest1 reviews
Tsunade leaves for the week and Naruto magicaly acquires some Stupid pills and wrecks havoc among Konoha...Who will be next?...On to Number 4!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Three Good Reasons by Lisse reviews
Snapshots of three young shinobi. In another time and place, this would be magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Gaara: Trapped in a Super Market by weirdest1 reviews
What happens when Gaara gets trapped in a supper market? How will he get out? Will he ever find the eggs? And more importantly does Temari care if he finds the eggs? Read and find out! [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara
Unseen by shadowmaster62 reviews
Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 438 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Dumbledore's Men by Jocelyn reviews
Sequel to Duel. The war is over. But something has survived. Snape and Harry learn their shared devotion to Dumbledore is a connection not easily broken. Snape mentors Harry. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,482 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Kyuubis Gou by UrufuKiba22 reviews
He woke up in the middle of the night, the Ichiraku was closed, and he was alone. This was the very least of his problems because the villagers see something he dosen't. NaruHina most likely
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 184,406 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Turned Traitor by Diva-esque reviews
Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,539 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Revenge by Lisse reviews
When her son brings home the world's ugliest kitten, Hermione is forced to wonder whether or not her taste in pets in genetic. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Once More by cappie reviews
Two years after the events at the Opera Populaire, Christine finds herself returning to a place she swore she would never return and to a man she still secretly loved. Now, in the darkness of the night, she must make her choice.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
In The Shower by shadowycat reviews
Fanfic authors are always saying that they get their best ideas in the shower. Want to know why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Dueling With Dolts by shadowycat reviews
Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M.
Broken Whispers, Silent Tears by Arutachi Tsuruada reviews
Kanna. A void demon who can't have emotions, who, like everyone else, was being controled by Naraku. Kagome, a happy human girl, who was fighting to save the world. Let them become one.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2004
Love Conquers All? by Koolkat007 reviews
The reincarnations of Miroku and Sango end up in Kagome’s class. Can love truly conquer all? Even the shyness of two outsiders resigned to being alone forever? How will Kagome react to learning she’s not the only reincarnation around? Will their karmi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Sango, Miroku
The Afterlife and Times of Professor Binns by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
A short piece on what it may have been like for Professor Binns to wake up from the Big Sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003
Broomstick Problems by Effervescence reviews
Seamus becomes aware of a concerning "problem"...and being Seamus, drags everybody else along for the ride. Somewhat mature content, so I hope the rating's okay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2002
Truth or Dare - Death Eater Style by NeoSapien reviews
A twist on a common theme. What if Voldemort decided to play?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2001
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/19/2001