An obscure spell binds both Ron and Snape in the same body, Ron has the day, and Snape has the night. Ron is married to Hermione, and so is Snape. Which wizard ends up in charge? How can this trio survive? One husband can be a handful, but two?

HGxSS: a new take on the Marriage Law. The law is passed and Hermione uses the houseelf assigned to her to send for Ron. What happens when the elf makes the decisions for her and his former master, for their best interests?