"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to kill the immortal Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

"Then comfort me..." A sudden turn of events in the Shinjuku Ghetto ignites a spark between Kallen and Lelouch. How will this profound moment affect their relationship? What will become of the fated couple and of Zero Requiem? In the end, can Kallen change the inevitable? A/N: AU. My twist on events. Shaky beginnings, but better bearings as story progresses.

"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty" Lelouch vi Britannia's own words as he executed his brother. But when it mattered most, he was too weak to follow his own advice. What if he was strong enough to do what was necessary?

He lost friends and made new ones defending his adopted-homeland. Now he must save humanity. One war has ended and another begins. And what is NERV hiding? COD-MW X-over. AU. Formerly titled: The Call of Duty.

In the wake of Zero Requiem, Lelouch vi Britannia was quite ready to face whatever judgement awaited him for his sins. He certainly wasn't expecting to be drafted by the embodiment of Humanity's Collective Will to take part in a free-for-all battle between Mages and Heroes of Legend, but then again, he was ALWAYS up for a challenge. Rated T to be safe.

Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.

The sound of clinking metal was as oppressive as the cuffs that bound her hand. "How far do you think you can go without my power?" she huffed at the Prince. Purple met amber in a silent, violent clash of wills. Lelouch leaned into his chair, the small smile that twisted his lips gave him a look of arrogance. Arrogance and superiority. "Far enough."

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

A slightly different choice of Gendo after Yui vanishes shapes Shinji different. And like a stone thrown into water, the ripples grew wider with time. Now things won't be as they could have been. Shinji x Rei. - As of December 2017 this now is the vastly improved REVIVAL Edition!

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Gendo is out to do some good, in the only way that he can; by being the most magnificent, manipulative bastard that he can be. Rei is out to help us all, by doing SCIENCE! Please Read & Review! Thank you for reading and sharing your feedback.

This is the chronicle of how the strongest man in existence came to be. Or at least how that liar converted all his deceitful words and lies into truth. Someone becoming strong from their weak state upon a time in their life before everything began. This is the Gaming King's story. Contains spoilers for anime-watchers. Gamer!King Powers. Hiatus almost done.

For generations Team 7 has produced some of the greatest shinobi of their age. Their legendary feats moulded not only Konoha but the entire shinobi world into what it is, for better or worse. They say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions but its the road to heaven that goes through hell.

As a dark entity prepares to destroy the world of humans, only one group of soldiers can stand in its way. Will they succeed, or will they fall? An Alternate Universe retelling of the Sailor Moon series. Please R&R. New cover image by SomeoftheFame.

An evil that was once thought to be extinguished has revived and threatens to destroy life on Earth. As their threat comes closer to fruition a group of warriors will rise to protect their home, with the help of others from their past lives, can they win? An AU retelling of the Sailor Moon series.

"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.

There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.

Usagi's not good at being Sailor Moon, but she's trying her hardest. Her friends are getting tired of her lack of fighting ability and klutzy moments, but they will soon learn that you can't judge a book by its cover. My version of the 1st season/ Dark Kingdom arc.

There's something to say about trying to hold onto basic decency in a den full of snakes. It kills you or drives you insane. Or both. Why else would he get himself exiled on purpose? Not that surfacer lords proved much better. Good thing the other Grey Wardens were there. They had such wonderful common sense. Well, most of them, the Assembly was still deadlocked about one or two.

A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.

The Demon Emperor had succeeded. The world was destroyed, and in the process, saved. However, when he awakens in the World of C, God offers him a deal: Gain a new power and return back to when everything began, back to Zero's birth. They say the smallest of changes to the past can drastically affect fate. Armed with his knowledge of the future, Lelouch sets out to start again.

There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.

This is the reversed story of Sailor Moon centering on Mamoru Chiba, aka Cardinal King, and his four Heavenly Kings as they search for the Earth Prince and the Golden Crystal. Aided by Helios and a mysterious figure named Jewel Tiara, they fight against an evil Queen and her four senshi henchmen, who also search for the Golden Crystal...for the ruin of Earth and its people.

A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)

Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...

The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.

He was flawed, most definitely, but he was still innocent before he entered SAO. After 10,000 people are trapped within a virtual death game, if he wants to return to his former life, he must fight on. His name was Kirito, and in order to survive, he must adapt. They say selfishness and arrogance is unbecoming of a person... however, that might be the only way to escape...

The penalty for dying in game will always vary and some of them may seem strange at times. But the penalty for dying in real life can have some very strange consequences too.

Following his fifth year, Harry finds himself depressed in self-induced guilt over Sirius' death, subconsciously altering the wards surrounding Privet Drive, forcing Dumbledore to move him to Headquarters. Acting upon a hunch, Dumbledore sends Hermione to be with Harry to help him get over his grief... and discover a magic long forgotten: a unique runic system to cast spells. H/HG.

My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.

The second installment of E.W. Shepard and Liara T'Soni's Story that includes the two finally meeting, Shepard becoming a SpecTRe, the hunt for Saren Arterius and the destruction of the Normandy. This is a blend of ME1 and AU ... Please be advised, as with A Thessian's Whisper, there are dark elements in this story as well as humor. Rated M for mature themes.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

He was her sword in a world filled with monsters, but there comes a time when simply cutting through wasn't an option. So she'll be his shield, a shield that would never falter, never break, and never give up. Even if she would never be compatible with the Dual Swords that she vowed to protect... Where one could measure the impact of a girl who could have lived.

When Rand was 13, Lews started manifesting in the boy's dreams, passing on to him the knowledge of how to control his Ta'veren ability. Seven years later, Moiraine arrived to find Two Rivers a very different place from what it was supposed to be.

Rewrite. Serena realises early on who she truly is, and what her destiny is. She gathers the scouts to her without telling them who she is. This time, she will make sure things are different. She WILL defeat the darkness. She WIll save her friends. au S/D AN: IM NOT DEAD!

'All tasks at hand have been cleared.' He should have known by now – something he never planned for is about to happen. He really needs a new catchphrase. Lelouch is sent back to the start of his journey. With future knowledge and a cooler head can Lelouch Lamperouge correct the mistakes of the past? Or is he still headed for Suzaku's blade? L.LxC.C.(xK.K?) ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

'I may not regret anything but if fate gave me another chance to redo my revolution, I promised every deity up there in heaven and down in hell, I will do my revolution right this time.' Fate could be cruel, but it doesn't like holding debts. LelouchXKallenXCC

Long after the end came the next beginning. Something lost since time immemorial is about to return and two souls, so different and yet so alike, are set to clash. Rated M due to Violence and Sexual themes.

Lelouch meant what he said when he promised he would destroy Britannia. He starts preparing for his revolution early, training to be stronger with Sayoko. Not only that but Nunnally and Rai are in on it as well. AU

Who's running around England, because that isn't Sailor V. And why is an Outer senshi fighting the Dark Kingdom? The senshi wake up in a different order than cannon, affecting group dynamics and competency. Spoiler: Naru discovers her best friends secret and wants in on the action.

A/U A battle for the ages looms on the horizon as the Senshi and Tuxedo Kamen try to find the lost princess of the Moon before the Dark Kingdom. What do you do when the person you're trying to protect could be anyone?

What if Obi-wan Disappeared on Tatooine? What if Obi-wan wasn't there to save Luke, or to receive Princess Leia's message? What if things turned out differently in a galaxy far far away? A New Hope AU

Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

Harry's day takes a turn for the worse when he finds himself thrown out of New York and head first into a cavern wall in Thedas. Then the dragon tries to eat him. But it isn't until a cursed army of contagious monsters turn up to tear him limb from limb that Harry finally realizes that someone is probably sending him a message. On the upside, at least he isn't dead.

For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.

Ten years after the Grail War, Shirou takes a different path to saving people, one that avoids the risk of becoming Archer. Sequel to Night of the Kings Knight (though it will make sense even if you don't read that). Slight x-over with Full Metal Panic.

Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.

In which the Courier, ruler of Vegas, becomes the familiar of Louise the Zero. Trapped in a world he knows nothing about and bound to a girl with a list of issues longer than his arm, the Courier must adapt to survive. Or perhaps the world will have to adapt to him. Either way, the chips are down now. Halkeginia will never be the same. WildCard!Courier

To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.

Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -

Link and Zelda return to the past to find a much different Hyrule awaiting them. While nursing memories of a dark time now dead, they must learn to persevere in this new world. Post OoT, LxZ, Slight AU. Rated for graphic violence, and sexual situations.

Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker

Who dares stand between a mother and her daughter's life? Precia will do anything to achieve her goals. Even if it means accepting Fate. First of the Gamesverse series.

Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.

You will believe Shinji can fly.

Book 1: It's the first year for young Harry, and things just don't seem to be shaping up for him at all. But there is hope, as his first friend arrives like a shining beacon of hope in a sea of turmoil... Sadly that light only leads to chaos.

A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks

Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.

The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR

With Amaranthine safe, Maggie Amell hopes she can finally focus on rebuilding the order and her home. Obviously nothing in her life could ever be that simple. Postgame, with lots of OCs. Spoilers for Origins/Awakening

Before Maggie Amell became the Warden Commander she was just a big-mouthed mage happy for any chance to leave the Circle. Being a Grey Warden isn't easy, but it's certainly better than the tower! Set in the Never Boring/Apostates of Amaranthine universe

An innocuous show of affection from Hermione just before Harry's History of Magic exam leads to unimaginable consequences and an eventful summer for both.

The Deathly Hallows are only the beginning... Harry Potter is 14 again in a world both alike and very different than his own. Hogwarts stands proud and whole, and Harry gets the shock of his young life at the Sorting Feast. Pairings TBD...

AU. A tragic twist of events shattered Lelouch’s hopes and dreams, but if the future of humanity truly rested with him, could destiny be realigned? A “Lelouch remained in Britannia” story. Lelouch/harem?

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

The elven mage Neria Surana strives to cope with her ignorance of life outside the Tower and the duties thrust upon her - Can a Grey Warden ever be selfish? What is best for the many doesn't always reconcile with the morals of the soul. Set within DA:O.

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

When a dream about Serena abandoning the senshi to leave with Beryl's generals is revealed, it's decided that Serena should be questioned. Yet that simple action turns into something dire as secrets about the Silver Millennium are exposed. First Season DS

Maggie Amell wants to rebuild the Wardens and defeat a new darkspawn enemy, but she's knocked off balance when she finds a kindred spirit in her apostate recruit. Spoilers/Completed- The post-game story will continue in Apostates of Amaranthine

During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor

Voldemort has launched an all out war on the Wizarding World, and has taken the Boy Who Lived. But he has not reckoned on the resourcefulness of Hermione Granger. HHr developing in a sort of postapocalyptic environment.

Two pilots learn the importance of physical and emotional contact. A ShinjiXRei romance. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content.

We all know Gendo used Rei as his key to control Third Impact. But what if he had used Shinji first with Adam's DNA. Here is what could have happened. Chapter 1 now redone.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover

AU. OVERHAUL IN PROGRESS: Read Ch.1 AN. On October 31st, 1981, Voldemort left behind a piece of his power and insanity. A Harry Potter with the abilities of a young Tom Riddle, and a hidden war between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix. HHr

Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.

In between the Ministry & Voldemort, Harry searches for horcruxes on the run. Scrimgeour has ideas on how to combat Voldemort, who realizes that he must guard the remaining horcruxes. Harry and Voldemort are destined to meet at the bottom of the lake.

Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr

Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.

The magical world unravels after sixth year. The Order of the Phoenix is an empty shell, so Harry must act independently. Voldemort's lying low, but for how long? Follow Harry as he finds and destroys the other horcruxes and deals with unwanted celebrity.

The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.