If you're reading this, chances are we have flamed you, or a friend.

In which case, let's get something sorted: WE ONLY FLAME BAD FICS. If you think whatever we flamed is good, I can give you directions to your local hospital.

We also have a set of guidelines following what we flame, and what we don't flame. If you don't think you fit one of these: TRY AGAIN, ASSHOLE.

1. You have authors notes longer than the actual story.
2. You show a high level of arrogance, ignoring all constructive critiscm and thinking getting reviews is a good way to boost your ego.
3. Your fanfiction features one or more Mary Sues.
4. You have more grammar/spelling errors than we can count on one hand.
5. You use more speech in one chapter of your story than Doctor Who scripts.
6. You generally just suck at writing.

Also: gathering your friends against us doesn't do anything. Unlike you, we probably have something called BACKBONES and we can rely on ourselves.