Hi it's me, Hajjie, and other unspellable names I have.

I have 2 big brothers 3 big sisters.

2 nieces and 2 nephews, countless family members.

One I'm black don't judge.

I'll let you know now. I'm a messed up kid. I read shit I'm not supposed to and like most of it. So if my writing weirds you out, then Fuck off. I still love you guys!

LICO FANS UNITE!

Favorite Greek/Roman Goddess: Hecate/Trivia

Favorite series

Skulduggery pleasant series

Seven realms

Fablehaven

The Last Apprentice

Cut and Run series. Do not read unless absolutely sure. Just warning you.

Books of beginning

Heroes of Olympus

The Kane chronicles

Girl of fire and thorns trilogy

favorite tv shows

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

Adventure time

Gumball

Powerpuff girls

Teen Titans

Samurai jack

Courage the cowardly

Supernatural

Merlin. Still pissed at the ending.

Alphas

Once upon a time

Warehouse 13

The Walking Dead

The Fosters

Revenge

Teen Wolf

I hate:

When people make a good story and leave their fans waiting and disappointed.

Bugs.

Anything poisonous.

Niki kanji or how whatever her name.

Justin Bieber like even him more than Nicki.

Borra. Bolin's to good for Korra avatar or not.

Lipper. Leo would never do that to his besty.

SECRETS

I come on here to make friends because I'm anti-social! I know surprising right.

Please I'm not sure I can a story so please in courage I'm in your hands

I love.

Hector from girl of fire and thorns.

Leo from heroes of Olympus.

Skullduggery and Valkyrie from Skulduggery Pleasant.

Seth from Fablehaven.

You guys know Thom from Hero by Perry Morre. Well, I wish I was to be with him.

Oh I'm Hajjargirl99 on Goodreads.com. So might want to look at what I post.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, he guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

You know I love Leo, Sacrifice myself to Gaea to save him. Bet that immortal island bitch wouldn't do that.

You know I love Hector, when i jump in front of an arrow for him or fireball. Your choice.

You know I love Finn, When I burn both the Sisterhood and Brotherhood down. Sisterhood come after me I'll call Thomas from Last Apprentice.

I'LL FALL IN LOVE AGAIN LATER!

Ships I approve of:

Percabeth, don't tell my sister she'll kill me!

Lico. Bring it flames! I love Leo and Nico. No one can touch them! Okay, depends on the story

Leyna. I feels for Reyna

Lercy. No complaining I can like what I like and they're one of a kind.

Frazel, even Leo knew he couldn't mess with this couple.

Jasper. I don't have much to say about this couple.

Broh. Prob call me on my imaginary cellphone. Fuck you Eska.

Elisa x Hector. They like almost died for each other like 50 times! If that is not true love, what is?

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm going to goIf you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile!

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their @$$e$ off at the others! XD

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to ride a chocobo then copy and paste to your profile KWEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!!!

If you hear the characters voices in your head when you read something, post this on your profile!

When you imagine the characters in a book and they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile all over the Internet and find quotes that I love.

""But maybe they will someday. I don't know. All I know is that I can't just run off. They think that being gay is going to mess up my whole life. I can't prove them right, Paul. I have to prove them wrong. And I know I can't prove them wrong by changing myself or by denying what I really am. The only way for me to prove them wrong is to try to be who I am and show them it's not hurting me to be that way. In two years I'll graduate. I'll be gone. But in the meantime, I have to find a way to make this work." Woohoo! My peps can finally get married! Though I don't know gay or lesbian people. Still congats!

"Elisa don't you see. your like air to a drowning man. I'd die to have you just a little.- Hector from Girl of fire and thorns. I love this man.

Hope ruins you.-Thom from Hero by Perry Fucking Moore. I feels for this man.

“May we all be doomed to a happy life.”

― Alethea Kontis, Enchanted

“You can't see the world from somebody else's point of view and not be changed.”
― Lena Coakley, Witchlanders

“What is it?' Stephanie whispered.
'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'
She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?'
'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for. Serpine will have won only when there is no one left to stand against him. Until then, there is only the struggle, because tides do what tides do–they turn.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant Damn right Skul.

“Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.”
Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“Was it a test?” she asked. “I mean, I know I'm still new to this. I'm still the rookie. Did you hang back to test me, to see if I'd be able to handle it alone?”
“Well, kind of,” he said. “Actually, no, nothing like that. My shoelace was untied. That's why I was late. That's why you were alone.”
“I could have been killed because you were tying your SHOELACE?”
“An untied shoelace an be dangerous,” he said. “I could have tripped.”
She stared at him. A moment dragged by.
“I'm joking,” he said at last.
She relaxed. “Really?”
“Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He’d taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping—complete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“And that old “If you need anything, let me know,” is also a total crock. You hear people say it all the time, but then you never see anyone actually call up the person who said it and say, “Hey, remember when you said to let you know if I needed anything? Well, I’m feeling really overwhelmed. Could you please come clean my kitchen, because if I could have a clean kitchen, I’d feel like I had a bit of a head start.” You’ll never hear someone say that, because then the person asking the other person to clean their kitchen is seen as a helpless, incompetent dick.

What would be so much better would be for the person who spouted the useless “if you need anything just ask” platitude to fucking go over to the person’s house and clean their goddamn kitchen without being asked. Go over and say, “Hey, you go take care of your kid or your work, or go take a fucking nap. And when you get done, you’ll have a clean kitchen. And, no, you don’t owe me a goddamn thing. Someday the shoe will be on the other foot, okay?”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“Still, waking up this early was just wrong. “Why can’t people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?” I whined.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

“So I told the lady Biology and high school were useless crap, I was going to get a job, and I was never coming back to school.
And I didn’t.
Yeah, I sure showed them.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

Viria's HOO tribu“I’m pre-med,” he added smugly.

“Okay.” I said again. I didn’t shrug this time, but his jaw tightened a bit as if he was annoyed that I wasn’t displaying the proper amazement at his accomplishment.
“And I’m next in line to be promoted to death investigator.” The look he gave me was nothing short of a challenge, and I had to fight to not roll my eyes. What, he expected me to start crowing about my own accomplishments so he could top them? He’d be waiting a long time for that.”

― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

Angel, I have no idea how you can stand this stench,” he said. “Derrel’s been doing this for long enough that I think he doesn’t have any smell receptors left, but you . . . ?” He grimaced as he snapped pictures of the skull and the injury while I held the body in position for him. “You are one tough chick.” Then his eyes crinkled, and even though he had the mask on, I could tell he was grinning at me. “Or maybe you’re seriously sick and twisted, in which case you are so in the right line of work.”
I laughed. “Gotta be the second one,” I said. “I’m not tough!”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

I was arguing with the paramedics after they got me into the ambulance, begging for something to eat because I was so damn hungry. Maybe that’s why I didn’t walk into the stupid white light. Maybe I knew they wouldn’t have anything to eat down that way.”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Post this on your wall if you're THAT girl... ;)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book or videogame and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Justin Bebier told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

Things to think about (stuff to make you go "huh") in society and English: This is me making fun of the English language and some of humanity's strangest ideas and actions in life. English is so tough, we Americans need all 12 years of high school to learn how to speak it and write it properly. ;) It's great, really.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid say "made with real lemons?"

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests that?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? (living apart yet right next door in the same building...uh huh)

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

How doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (I'd be concerned)

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (oh English)

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (I think I know)

How come abbreviated is such a long word? And, is there an abbreviation for that word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?"

If you have ever looked around the entire house for something when it was in your hand the whole time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

How Far We've Come by Matchbox 20 -YouTube Watch this, bet after you watch it you'll tear up inside.

Percy Jackson-This Is War - YouTube

Most Devoted Book Men:

Percy Jackson. Because he's Percy Fucking Jackson.

Hector from Girl of Fire and Thorns. I don't remember his fucking last name. Just read the book and find out.

Cas Lowood: He's from Anna Dressed in Blood. He freaking went to Hell for this girl! And she was dead!

Finn from Cahill Witch. Just read that poor boy's face in the ending of the first book. I only read the first book because I'm waiting for the last book to come out.

Screw it, Nico Di Angelo. I wish I was a guy just to be with you!