A school were it is all about sex... Triangle love Itachi X Gaara X Neji. Many other couples: SasuNaru, ShikaSai, ShiKib, and OrochiKabu. Will try to update quicker. Also, expect some OOC I hate hearing how I don't know my anime characters.

Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?

Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.

Who knew that a box could cause so much trouble? NO PAIRINGS, contains OCs, kept as in-character as humanly possible, manga spoilers. Rated T for scattered strong language. On hiatus.

After a virgin sacrifice gone wrong, Hidan ends up in Mario Land. Will he ever find a way back home?

Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.

Itachi and his little brother, when he was still an infant. What was his first word...? Sasuke and Itachi brotherly affection fic

ONESHOT. Akatsuki Crack! Kakuzu and Hidan share a food fight and later, Kakuzu has a heart attack. Renamed, now just a oneshot.

Hiei's got an urge to do something but's afraid to do it. Kurama's got an urge to dance. What's up with these two? PLEASE REVIEW!

Parodies of songs of the Christmas Season preformed by Konoha ninjas and with special appearances by the Akatsuki and other characters as well. Enjoy! Characters categories will change every chapter

When a mysterious ring is brought into the Akatsuki by Tobi, chaos erupts. As it makes it's way from member to member, they learn no one is safe. Will someone be smart enough to realize it's a mood ring and get rid of it once and for all?

There was only one form of comfort Jiraiya knew… for himself and not for Naruto. Yaoi/No flaming for that fact!

And Kakuzu thought that exploding cereal was the worst of his problems!

....Acrimonious Itachi. Tobi decides Itachi needs a haircut, and goes to Deidara for help. T for language, and lost brain cells if you read this. Crack-fic, OLD.

Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.

Kurama is listening to a song when he gets a visitor, what will happen when the song inspires a question and answer session from the fox.

Two of the most obnoxious members of Akatsuki set off on what seems like a normal mission...little do they know, the calendar reads October 31st.

When awakened from his sleep, Hunny sempai tend to get extremely foultempered and will murder the poor soul who woke him up. In this story of mine, we shall see the different reactions when the host club members try getting Hunny out of bed!

He can see the forest feel it almost, when he sleeps his dreams are ideal, but though he was loyal, his god gives him a cursed fate of to forever be encased. Lonelieness and fear overtake him and his dreams. WHERE THE HECK IS KAKUZU! Slight KakuHidan

Oneshot. Itachi is not a man who likes uncertainty. But like it or not, he must confront it all the same.

Tobi may be the only Akatsuki member who wears a mask to cover his face, but all of them have masks to hide their secrets. Oneshot.

Two of Neji's clients, Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke, have died, and Neji wants to find out the truth behind their lives. What he finds, both lies and love, will change him forever. Who knows how much will be revealed after death?

Jiraiya finds a beaten and broken Naruto. Naruto finds what he always needed.

Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.

this is my very first fic. its short but very good. please R&R jariyanaruto yaoi lemon my first ficyaoilemon ever. R&R!not good summary jariya and naruto go through the hott version of jariyas training!

Bakura is abusive towards Ryou. One night he took it too far...AU, yaoi, shonenai, rape, cutting, attempted suicide...This is a bad summary. The story isn't.