My name is Kayla.

My secret-super-hero identity is Iguana Man.

Others know me as, Littlefoot Viking.

I like shinny things.Waffles is a fucking amazing word.

I like Loud noises, they make me giggle. .

I am born of a jackal and have come to destroy all of mankind...

Nippsy, Tricksy, Sneaksy and Wetsy are my words.

I fear the Dragons, because they’re in our eyes.

I hate chat speak. “u” “ur” “hmwk” “g2g” “brb” are NOT real words. Take the

five extra seconds and write the whole word, please.

Penguins are pretty damn silly, so I like them.

Jesus. This is long.

I’m turning into a shark, only because I’m THAT cool.

Not only am I turning into a shark, but I am also a troll.

Which would make me a Troll-Shark, who we all know have gimp-legs and

machine guns.

I’m a hardcore ghetto gangster, but not really.

In my Utopia, Porn is above Religion.

If man is 5 and the devil is 6, then that must make me 7.

I shook the devils hand, then said I was only kidding.

Peter Parker is not Spiderman, he’s Catman. Who is in fact Alexa . Surprise,

fucker.

Believe in Coexistence :

(Ps. I'm pretty easy to talk to and like making new friends. So if you want to

know me, talk to me. Think PLUR. )