Name: Sarah

Town: Forks (I wish)

Age:107

Species: Vampire :D

Fav colour: Tied between green and purple...

Fav animal: Horse

Enough of that. Just to let you know, i am OBSESSED with a series of books called Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, and soon-to-be Breaking Dawn. I'm not even going to go there. So anyway, this is my profile, and by the time you are reading this, i'm either sleeping, writing a story, drawing or reading Twilight. Again. Oh, and i can relate most things back to Twilight. Its fun. Try it. :D

I love copy and paste things so there will probably be 10 billion on here. Examples are here:

You Know when you are turning to the dark side when:

-You go to sleep thinking about Troypay.

-You have a brainstorm of a story where they (Shudders) kiss.

-When you dream your Sharpay and Troy kisses you.

-When you wish Zac Efron would ask Ashley Tisdale out.

-When you dream of him marrying in Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Ashley comes in and blows her head off.

-When Zac asks Ashley to a premier and rubs it in Vanessa’s face.

You know when you are turning back to the good side when:

-You think about how Vanessa feels.

-When you brainstorm a story on their feelings before hand.

-When you, dream Gabriella slaps Sharpay and wins her man back.

-When you over hear Zac ask Vanessa out and you smile and feel happy.

-You snap a pic of them kissing and frame it.

Finally you wake up in hot sweats and realise it was all a…dream, and you would never leave ‘Troyella Zanessa’ for ‘Troypay Zashley.’ If you are a Troyella Zanessa fan you must put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

You know you're obsessed with High School Musical, When...

1) You see people and swear they look like characters

2) You sing the songs and know the dances

3) Have watched it almost everytime it played

4) You compare people you know to the characters/stars

5) Wish your life was like the movie

6) Work on writing stories about it over homework or studying for tests

7) think about it more than anything else

8) you own posters, CDs, DVDs, and other products from it

(if three or more apply to you, you are obsessed)

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Sarah

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sarizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green horse

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie clarendon

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Krasasia

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple J20

7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): aaaraba

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Wanda

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Snowy

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone from disliking someone to being insane when they're not around because you miss them, copy this into your profile. (Like Edward and Bella :D)

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. ("Aren't you concerned about my diet?" - Edward Cullen)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why people put these copy and paste things into their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Bella)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (HSM, Twilight)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (Jacob Black)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

Soz its really long and probably wasted 10 minutes of your life, but i had to put it all on!

And, just to waste more time before you get to the stories part i'm just gonna put this:

If you haven't read Twilight, go and shoot yourself in the foot.

Breaking Dawn. Give me the book before somebody gets hurt.

June 20th - I refer to this as Edward Day.

I have joined a new religion called the 'Twilighters'

I am a proud Twilighter, Fanpire, Fang-girl, Hardcore Twilght fan, Twilight fan, one of The Edward is totally hot Fans, or whatever you want to call it, i am one of them :D

Happy Reading! :D