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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!AND MILK) isn't he just ADORABLE? the parent of all plot bunnies!

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-)

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

If your a type of person that gets so mad at something that u start screaming and running in circles copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

spider-man=well u know

a person= well u know wat

spider-man= a sir can i take ur order

a person= a yes i would like a double cheese burger with a side of large fries

spider-man= were out of that

person= can i have aaaa...aaaa... aaaaa... (moments later
can i have a crappy meal

spider-man=a sir we don't sell that here

person= awww can i have a happy meal

spider-man= a ya here u go

person= thanks u i got my happy meal i got my happy meal i cant see where im going but i got my happy i think i just hit some body o no o no
i just ran over Darth vator o well i think hes dead i hope he likes a happy meal
(on the road)

person= hey stranger need a ride

stranger=ya lets go to mickey D's

person= were going to McDonald's
(at McDonald's drive Thur)

stranger=(there in line BTW) i want a double cheese burger NOW, i want a happy meal 2 i hope i get a good toy

astronaut person= Huston i want a milkshake

Dino. owner= a my dinosaur would like a #66 value meal a#9 with no cheese a #7 with extra cheese a #43 with 4 pickles 1 piece of tomato deep fried in chicken sauce some ketchup and mustard

some random person= i want bk chicken fries

spider-man= a sorry this is McDonald's

the random person again= ik 1 nation on the chicken fries

person= finally were up

stranger= I WANT A MILKSHAKE... YAY!

stranger=(whispers) but im lactose intolerant

ok thanks for reading this if ur actually reading this part i have a couple of spelling errors well its because i don't know how to spell it so ya DEAL WITH IT or unless u want to be a smarty pants and tell me how to spell it then i would be happy if u want to watch the real thing copy this link down and watch it |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmvHmDCLLW8

New Moon's Theme Song

New Moon,

New Moon,

Made me cry.

Edward,

Edward,

Don't you lie.

Jacob,

Just leave Bella alone,

She loves Edward so:

GO HOME!

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the
Twilighters know

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

DONT LOOK BACK

There was two sweet couple, that just got to know each other. And of course they were goin out. So once they decided to go out in the bushes in their car. Do what all tenns wanna do. So when they got to the bushes, the boy parked his car. And turned on the radio. But all of a sudden on the radio the announcer said that there is a serial killer on the loose. So when the girl heard that in the car, she told her boy friend "Honey lets get the hell out of here". And he said "Ok baby we will".

So when the boyfriend tried to turn on the car, the car did not wanna turn on cause they were out of gas. So the girl said "f*k!" And then the boyfriend decided to walk up the road and get some gasoline from the house up front. And that house was 3 miles away. And it also was dark. So the boyfriend headed to the house in front. And he told the girl to lock all the doors and close all the windows. And also he told her to stay put.

So that is what she did. But all of a sudden she felt tired and accidebntly fell asleep in the car. So when she was in the middle of her sleep she hard some sounds on the windshield. And she thought that it was some bushes and sticks scraping aginst the windshield. So she woke up in about 2 hours and when she looked in front of her windshield she could not see anything cause it looked like mood or someting. Then on her back mirror she saw the police lights. Then one police officer came to her and told her to get out of the car. And of course she did. But as you noticed her boyfriend aint back yet. So the police officer told the girl to go in the police car. And she did.
Then when they were driving past her boyfriends car the police officer told her not to look back. But she did. And guess what she saw. She saw her boyfriends body on top of his car. And all the

scraping she heard while she was sleeping was her boyfriends arm hitting againt the windshield cause he was hung, and his arms were dangeling. And what the girl thought was mood on the

windshield was her boyfriends blood on the windshield. And the serial killer had killed her boyfriend. And the serial killer is still out there looking for another couple. So you better be careful where you go with your boyfriend

if you dont add this ^ to you prfile in the next 5 minutes he will come after you tonight. he will come after you and then your crush! hurry up and post it... hes waiting |