Hello people! I'm Shannon, but you can call me Shannon!

It's as simple as this: you don't like my stories, DON'T READ 'EM. Clear?

Favourite quotes:

1. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

2. There are two ways to arguing with women; neither one works.

3. I ran into my ex the other day. Then I threw the car into reverse and hit him again.

4. Reality is for those with no imagination.

5. Regret nothing. Deny everything.

6. I have powerful friends...friends with chocolate!

7. Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to!

8. When life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

9. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT COOKIE!".

10. When people call you a bitch, bark.

11. Aliens are coming to take all of the pretty people. Don't worry, you'll be safe; I'm just here to say goodbye.

12. Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

If you come any closer,

I swear I'll kill you.

13. Dear heart,

I met a boy today. Prepare to break.

14. Life takes pleasure in ruining my fun.

15. Boys=Idiots

The understatement of the century.