Hmn...What? Okay, this is a profile, right?

I can't just talk...there's got to be some questions or something...gah, bad ranter...

Sorry!

Okay, okay, I can do it.

It's just a pity no one's gonna care about this...

I'm Bitten, or Pandion, or Khavy, or Ardie. There're other names people'd like to call me, but those aren't so appropriate. :) I...like to write (what else would I be doing here?) funny, cynical angst, pure retard comedy, gore and splatter and lemons XD... I also use smileys indiscrimanately. I'm also a bit of a freeloader/writing mirror, so if anyone needs a seme/assistant for writing, I'm up for hire. (Except elomelo is sort of my owner at the moment)

A little about me summary- I'm greedy, rude, cynical, somewhat naïve and fat. I hate when people don't capatalize their i's when it's a pronoun, when they don't use the proper verb tenses for that situation (like, there insead of they're) and the smell of that nasy as fuck pink soap they use in public washrooms. I also like cute things, yaoi, manga, books, and art. I go to R.H. King Academy in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I'm bisexual, cybergoth, Vietnamese and aethiest-agnostic.

music

I listen to alt metal, emo, alt emo, visual kei, J-rock, comedy, trance and electronica, hard rock, indie rock and musicals.

Bands- Gazette, MUCC, 12012, Jack's Mannequin, Die Mannequin, My Chemical Romance, MIKA (not really a band...), Paramore, Nightwish, Maximum the Hormone, Panic! at the Disco, BUCK-TICK, Moi Dix Mois, Tokio Hotel, Weezer, Coldplay, Queen, Hot Hot Heat, Ill Scarlett, Athlete, Snow Patrol, the Racontours, the Streets, Razorlight, Billy Talent, Joydrop, A Perfect Circle, Jimmy Eat World, Mgmt, Breaking Benjamin, and I'm sure there's some other ones I forgot.

XD French rap

Musicals- RENT (if you haven't seen it, SEE IT), Wicked, Cabaret, Chicago, Across the Universe, Avenue Q, and some others I have yet to see :)

muffins

I like muffins. Do you like muffins? Muffins are awsome, even if they're a bit fatty. But they taste great, and everyone loves them. Who dosen't like muffins? I'll kick your ass then force feed you. I LOVE MUFFINS!!

No, this section is about food. I said I'm fat; here ya go. I like muffins. I also like instant noodles, steak, cheezecake, ribs, linguini, alfredo ... no one cares. Moving on

japculture

Manga- Fullmetal Alchemist, Bakuretsu Tenshi, Wild Fangs, (...) Vampire Knight, (also ...) Naruto to some extent, Bleach, Loveless, Hellsing...more, but I'm lazy and this is dragging on too long...

Anime- Fullmetal Alchemist, Deathnote, Spiral, Ouran High School Host Club, Gunslinger Girl, Avatar (Kyahh, I'm so not immature!!

...That's it.