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Hello! My name is Chelsee. Dare I say my age? i'm 12; your prob. getting off right now...

Name- Chelsee Renee *

Bday- October 19th

Eyes- Brownish/greenish mostly brown but some ppl. dissagree, ppfff

Hair- light brown, in the light could pass as a golden brown

Music artists- Bowling for Soup, Eminem, P!nk, Puddle of Mudd, Ke$ha, Jesse Mccartney, Uncle Kracker, and did I say Eminem. Oh...I did.

TV- WWE Wrestleing, TDWT total drama world tour, Scrubs?,...Idk...


Fav CATS characters-

Misto

Munkustrap

Tugger

RumpleTeaser


Fav TDWT characters

Duncan

Gwen

Alahondro (Sp?)

Nohah

37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yes, but I diden't like him.

2) Where did you get your default picture?
I stole it off the internet by doing that whole print screen thing

3) What's your middle name?
Renee

4) Your current relationship status?
Single. Exsept in my mind i'm dating Olando Bloom.

5) Does your crush like you back?
No.

6) What is your current mood?
Bored as Hello.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Purple

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Brown and yellow

9) Missing something?
My mind.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
My hair color, i'd make it blond for a little while.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?

a cat. duh

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Once as a 4 year old I ate a bunch of pain killers

13) Something you do a lot?
Read fan-flicks

14) The song stuck in your head?
Mister Mistoffelees and that damn Hobbit rap on youtube. link to hobbit rap- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SS5ig0Lkeo

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
HumanGuineapig

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Ty Pennington from home makeover

17) When was the last time you cried?
a few mins ago

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
if you mean six people then yes.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Empath (control over emotions)

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
eyes and hair

21) What do you usually order from starbucks?
Vanilla Frappe`

22) What's your biggest secret?
i secreatly think Legolas from Lord Of The Rings is super hwot

23) Favorite color?
Black

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Sometimes...

25) What are you?
An Elf ... I still speak Elvish amin mela sina lammen, edan (English- I love this language, man)

26) Do you speak any other language?
Hey! I just said Elvish! Forya? Forya! (right)

27) What's your favorite smell?
The rain.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
horrid

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
no.

30) what are you thinking about right now?
When I should edit my next chapter

31) What should you be doing?
Editing a chapter for my story/sleeping its 3:57 am

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My moms boy friend

33) Do you like working in the yard?
NO.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I like the one I have

35) Do you act differently around the person you like ?
compleatly.

36) What is your natural hair color?
dark brown

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

HumanGuineapig, the last chap. she did was so sad! Misto got banished!

NAMES!

YOUR GOTH NAME (black and ur pets name)

I have like 8 cats so i'll sick with the oldest.

Black Gypsy...wicked. I like it.

SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color and fav drink)

Yellow Dew (mountain dew)

STARWARS NAME (fist three letters of last name and first two of your first name

Shech ... I like it-ish...

DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal)

Black Wolf.


Likes-

CATS, Jeff Hardy, Music, Vollyball, THE COMPUTER!, my Dsi (aka my life), and did I say CATS?!

I mostly read fanflicks on my DSi, You should try it... Most my fanflicks are and will be about Cats right now, Later prob. TDI.


Quotes

Look at me like I killed Kenny, gas in the tank, yeah still plenty ~Eminem.

And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement ~Eminem

GRINDAGE! ~Polly Shore

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. ~ Spongebob

You may think at first i'm as mad as a hatter, when I tell you a cat must have three differn't names. ~T.S.Eliot

Ther's nothing rong with Ohio, exsept the snow and the rain. ~Bowling for Soupe in the song Come back to Texas

So hopefully if there's any one out there felling like Amy, I know I do some days, you know uncomfortable in thier own skin. Just Remember that you are you, no matter how much of you there is. And if any one dosen't like you because you have an extra jelly roll. FUCK Them! Because I'll like you even more. Jelly rolls are kind of my thing. ~Shane Dawson (YOU ROCK!) Youtube link- http://www.youtube.com/user/ShaneDawsonTV

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"See the envy in all those women's eyes?" she asked . It's my mom's book. ...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My Kenny Mccormic life-size plushi

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Family Guy

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:00 am ...

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:05 am I rock!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Peter Griffin singing "You have aids". There is somthing rong with me...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

three days ago, I went out to look at the sky.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Youtube

9. What are you wearing?

Clevland Indian Slider slippers, a skirt, a brown and yellow shirt, and black lipstick. I creep myself out.

10. Did you dream last night?

I don't know

11. When did you last laugh?

five minutes ago, I saw that dang Hobits Rap youtube vid agian.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Ohio Sate Buckeyes falg, ummm shot glass shelf thing-y

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My mom's boy friend came in the livingroom holding oreo cookies

14. What do you think of this survey?

amin ve' ta (I like it)

15. What is the last movie you saw?

CATS ... or Crul Intenchions (how you spell dat?)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Icecream and LOTR books and some cool pillows that say cool stuff...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like to bleed. ... not I really hate it when ppl say i'm emo

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'm not sure...

19. George Bush: Needs to find a new job.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Perhaps Gwen or Renee ... I don't know ...

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jasper or Brydon

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

once but then I thought of being sea sick and missing home.

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I live in the one place where a person will get no-where in there life- Ohio. There's nothing rong with Ohio, exsept the snow and the rain. I guess. It's just so boring... :(

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Sabotage by CrazyIndigoChild reviews
Quaxo falls ill the night of the Jellicle ball one year after saving Old Deuteronomy. What turns out to be a normal case of the flu turns suspicious when Quaxo, Tugger and the Jellicles find themselves in a high-stakes race for the magician's life. Slash.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,280 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Better Now? by Cas di Angelo reviews
Everyone has feelings, and they all express them differently. Electra just keeps them to herself; mad, depressed, or happy, she stays silent. Because apparently talking is a bad thing. Rated for future content. Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,468 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Electra, Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Admetus' Moment by scary wolf 27 reviews
A contest entry for Set1Match2Run3, This story is Admetus' thoughts during the Moments of Happiness...
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Admetus - Complete
Tellall by Quill of Thoughts reviews
Who is Quaxo? And why does Mistofelees look so much like him? Only two cats in the junkyard know, and they've decided to tell. NOT slash, and it gets better as it goes on, so don't just read the first chapter.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,274 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Obsession by HumanGuineapig reviews
When Macavity takes over the yard, Munkustrap is forced to surrender himself to Macavity in order to protect him family...unaware that Macavity has an obsession. Warning: Pretty dark, a bit sick and twisted, and angsty. Read full details inside!
Cats - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,969 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Heart for Heart by Kawaii Katana reviews
Victoria is engaged, but rather wishes she wasn't. Will the Council let her change her engagement or will she be forever forced to live with one she doesn't love? Rated because only teens would understand most of it.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,636 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Victoria, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Finding Relief by TwistedforTwilight reviews
When Bella loses her husband, Edward, in a tragic accident, to what length will she go to find relief? Edited: M for Coarse language and mentions of sex. All human. M sexy times. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,131 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jasper, Bella
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by Fantasia-the-Crazy reviews
Quaxo is the single son of Macavity. When he learns of his father's intentions to raise him as another minion, he flees to find his mother. But Macavity wants him back.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Macavity - Complete
Time To Shine by jelliclerose reviews
Where's the best place to hide a secret? Well that is a secret in itself. A story of friendship, legend and hidden secrets. Full description inside. Mistoffelees and Tugger centric.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,522 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
A Tale of Love by iampurplelavender reviews
A sad story. Pippin were in mood to hear some love stories from the fellowship. and he got one from Legolas.One shot story. just in case, mention of one sided slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Legolas, Boromir - Complete
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Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, and reviews
Rumpleteazer and Mungo take in a small kit who was attacked by a pollicle But, Citro kit has a secret. And Macavity wants her dead for it... What will they do to protect the poor kit? rated T just in case... Adventure, Romance, Friendship.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Rumpleteazer
Reflections reviews
It's a day before the Ball and Tugger reflects on his oldest brother Macavity. This shows flashbacks and the Ball in Tugger's POV. It isent the same ending though...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Rum Tum Tugger, Macavity
Isis And The Jelicles reviews
-redo- Munkustrap saves a young queen and her sister 5 days befor the Ball, soon she becomes part of there 'family' and falls in love with a tom whoes -hint- 'Magicly' romantic I dont own CATS
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo