![]() Maybe I'll start writing again. But honestly this account is pretty much kept here for posterity. Quotes from Highschool: Alex: Who am I quoting? Marjorie and I: ...God! Me: Why are your notecards cold? Alex: They were in my lunchbox. Me: I have the spinning cursor of doom! (Five seconds later) Me: Oh no. It stopped spinning! Mina: Is it bad if the spinner stops cursing? Alex: You have to get in the flow of the motion! Me: Are my eyes pretty? Alex: ...they sparkle! Me: Because I'm electronic Jesus. My brother has the kiss of death of electronics, but I have the kiss of life. Alex: (showing me what her movie adaptations will be rated) Me: Jesus Christ! I see more R's here than on a pirate ship! Alex: Guess who invaded my dreams last night? Me: Who? Alex: You did! Alex: When I enter Safari, I am entering a safari on the Internet. Me: Laptop, notebook, laptop, notebook. Okay, I'm going with the laptop. (grabs notebook) Mina: What do you want from the vending machine? Me: Tom Felton. Mina: You can't buy Tom Felton for a dollar. Me: How about two? Alex: I got your back. (grabs my back) Me: If you got my back, give it back. Alex: A samurai. Mina: A flamboyant samurai. Me: With pigtails. Me: Someone dropped the book in a puddle. Alex: No, someone dropped it in a pool and went swimming with it. Alex: (talking about my hair) Oh, it was just hanging there and I wanted to touch it. Me: Mina, why do you put up with us? Mina: I don't know. Me: Though I be but little, I am fierce. Me: His name was Gabriel or something with or something with a J. Me: What's Germanium? Alex: (singing) Hey now, hey now! This is what Germans are made of! Gilnou and Alex: (singing) Hey now, hey now! This is what Germans of made of! Alex: I gave him a trenchcoat and a crooked smile. He's my sexy god. Me: Ms. A, how do you spell substituted? Alex: Why didn't you ask me? Ms. A: Because it's a test and you're not supposed to talk during tests. Mina: What the heck are you two talking about? Me: Nothing. Mina: I don't understand you guys. Me: Malichi, you need to be us to understand us. Alex: What are you doing down there? Me: Wouldn't you like to know? Me: She's a G.A.H. now. A genetically altered hooker. Alex: (watching movie in Humanities class) YES! The pope died! Alex: I want to be there when you have a baby! It'll be like a party in the delivery room! Me: I can't remember what I did last night, but I know it was important. Me: Look at the stamp! Look at the stamp! Alex: I'm looking at the stamp! |
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