My reasons for joining this site are simple. I am going to attempt to write good fanfiction. I am sorry to say dears, the most of you at the age of thirteen shouldn't really even be writing. You should be learning how to write first. You're all going through wanting to be vampires and wanting to write about things you just don't know about.

Let's face it, you haven't had sex, so don't write about it. You weren't invented by the authors of most of the things you write about, so don't put yourself as a character.

Your characters you make up are not apart of the original author's legacy, so don't write about them either.

And for fuck's sake, please try to think of different plots.. Harry Potter is not a fucking incubus, his uncle didn't rape him, and he didn't accidentally fall in love with Professor Snape through a potions accident and Snape didn't fall in love with him right back.

Maybe it is wrong to ask you all to possibly grow up some. But seriously, grow up some. Oh and by the way, Sephiroth will not ever be topped by Cloud and I will personally slap the next person who makes Sephiroth say something like "Cloud-san" or "Ohaiyo Gozaimas" or any of that stupid japa-fuck speak. Are you wondering what Japa-fuck is? It is a rather broad word to describe you stupid little children who like to think you're Japanese. Who like to dress religiously like Kakashi and shit from that stupid ass Nartuo show. It's for you fuckers that like to think you are Japanese and pretend to speak it though all you know is the basics on telling someone how cute they are, fucking good morning, or bye, or I love you, stupid shit that you should be slapped for. You're not Japanese, get over it. I am very opinionated, I hate your group, not one of you show maturity, and perhaps I lack it as well by writing this large ass message on here.

I am here to at least add some kind of flavour to the site, to write something half-assed original. I understand, fanfictions are for fans.. who want to write about an author's stories and or characters, but please, do it right. And don't try to be the author though...

With Well tidings.

IMPERATOR NERO

(Sattienne Miroledi)