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Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Naruto.

Okay well, i finally got around to editing my profile. well, um... Oh yes, Saix has now killed my fifteen times in my dreams, and i've had to work for him. i thought i'd leave some samples.

Ex 1: the shower

i was in my bathroom, primping or something, and out of the shower came Saix! and he killed me!! D;

Ex 2: car ride

i was driving and all of a sudden i was in a crash! while i was still disorientated, the door was jerked open and saix killed me.

Ex 3: Puffer fish

I was scuba diving and playing with a cute little puffer fish, when like a missle, saix came and killed the puffer fish, and with the same knife killed me.

Ex 4: Jesus Saix

i was praying ( i never pray ) or something, and Saix, dressed in a white organization cloak, came desending from the heavens. there was bright light and white doves, then he snapped his fingures and i dropped dead. i guess he doesn't like me.

Ex 5: hair flip

Like when you see Saix and he takes off his hood and pushes his hair out of the way, well i was standing next to him and his hair hit my neck and it snapped it and i died. D;

Ex 6: working

In this one he didn't kill me, but still. Apperently i worked for Saix and i walked up to him and he was like, "GET ME COFFEE!" and i was like, "Decafe?" and he was like, "HELL NO!" and then when i brought it back, i spilled it on him and he was like, "@# # " And i was like, "okay, okay!" and he was like, "CHANGE MY LIGHTBULB!" and i did and i shocked him after i changed it. then i woke up! :D

Sorry i havn't been on lately :D

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

If you (almost) cried when Demyx faded, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Demyx is adorable(not hot)copy this into your profile. (more, um, funny and weird.)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, xStillxInxLovex, Zexicon A26, ZexiZexion

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, xStillxInxLovex (i do this everyday) Zexicon A26 (i fall up one step. AND PROUD!) ZexiZexion (fell up then slid down and hit my head)

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" -Mr.Wheeler

"Meth had a chemical used for unclogging drains. Would you drink a glass of Clog-o?" -Officer Beatmen

"Im going to be laughing when Bush dies." -Me

"Warning: Flash floods and severe storm alerts and signs of Tornados are in your area." -Tornado Sirens (EEP!)

"Got it memorized?" -Axel

"If you cross me, i will dominate you... Seriously... No, Really." Mr.Arasmith

"Trains dont run on broccoli." Mr.Morgan

"When in doubt, get the hell out." Ghost Hunters (Jason and Grant)

"Watch out for doors. they have the power to go invisible." -Me

"Arts a blast." -Deidara

"whats the point of something that dies as soon as its born?" -Aka suna no Sasori of da Red Sand

"In everything, there is either failure or success, but its in the attemt itself that is really accounted for." -Oki

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Zexion. cuz he's awsome.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Namine

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Axel. cuz he convinced dark riku to kill (or whatever) Zexion.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi, because she's annoying.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

I dont know.

6. Least Favorite World?

i dont really care.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Demyx's sitar. cuz it rocks.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

umm... i dont know.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

i dont know.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

I don't really have one...

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Zemyx.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoKai. i hate both of them

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

ummm i dont know but Axel is paired with everyone in the org. and thats kinda weird...

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

i dont know.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

I don't like Kairi and her keyblade. its just dumb to me.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

i'm not sure

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

ha yeah. thats sad.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Not really. but i love his hair and he is awsome. (Okay i really cant say much because i'm a Zexion cosplayer and its kinda hard cuz i'm emoish sometimes and randome sometimes)

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

yep. no matter what he does in my fan fics, hes gay. i mean the weapon, hair, flower petals. yep.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Y E S

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

i'm to lazy

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I like the organization.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Zexion. cuz he rocks.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Zexion, because i read a lot and i have his hair (Not as cool though) and i'm antisocial most places.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

oh god. i was at the park as Zexion and was like, "I love hannah montana." then i listed that i had her shirts, pants, pencils, pencil pouches, back pack, then i was like, "Yeah i even have her tampons." "Hannah is inside me." Ha then like every one at the park looked at me cuz i was loud. eh... then some little girl came up to me and was like, "They have those?!" weird little brat.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Yep. i'm Zexion.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

I dont know why put i laugh at the things Demyx does.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xemnas i guess. it was boring.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Organization X111. cuz they rock.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion. what would you think?

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas no contest. i HATE riku. and i love roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel of Demyx?

Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene. i like how mean she is.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

oh god i dont know

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

SEA SALT ICE CREAM! i love it!!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Zexion, and uh... thats it.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

lol i dont know

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

i dont feel like thinking

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 days

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 cuz it has the org.

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