Welcome, one and all, to my inner sanctum of literary invention! I hope you find what you seek. Or if you feel so brave, leave a review.

Please. Leave a review. I do need feedback, as a new writer. Please?

On to my personal info!

My name is... Akatsuki1989, I don't feel like giving out my real name.

My likes and dislikes... well, I don't feel like telling you those either.

Dreams for the future... Nope, not gonna tell.

Favorite character... Kakashi. Could you tell?

Favorite Fics... Harry Potter and Naruto

Pairings... The usual canon pairings for HP and the not-yet canon pairings of NaruHina, NeijiTen, and SakuLee.

Other favorite characters... Lee, Naruto, Hinata, Anko. Tenten, Tobi, Kisame, Gaara, Ginny, Harry (he's fun to make emo and then beat the crap outta him vicariously through another character), and Sirius

Favorite HP Book... 2nd

Favorite Naruto arc... Chunin exams

Am I taken? Sorry fan-girls, but yes...

Do I want people to read my story? I don't care. I do it to show my friends my writing. If you want to read, enjoy. Send a review. Flames will be used for toilet paper, unless they make a valid point. If you don't I still won't care.

I will not do yaoi or yuri. No matter how much you beg. It is unlikely, even in this wonderful, tolerant clusterfck of ours, that every character in a story will like the same sex. Naruto is a pervert, and likes girls. His friends are similar. Harry Potter characters mostly like chicks (I can't be certain about Malfoy, he primps too much). And I'm pretty sure the women in both story lines enjoy male company. I am almost a hundred percent sure Hinata is a pervert (X-ray vision, anyone?) and I definatly know Ginny has probably stalked Harry enough to have seen him atleast partially nude. Both are signs of definate heterosexuality.

I don't like Sasuke. Get over it. I dislike emo. I will bash on him. Or make him turn un-emo. But he will never be a main character, unless I want him to rue the day he ever considered betraying his friends.

I guess I did tell you some dislikes. Oh well. Get over it.

Favorite Sayings- These are quotes that I take to heart, or at least enjoy. I don't know who said them, just know that if I made it up, I will say so.

-No problem in this world can not be solved by the proper application of high explosives.

-One man does not make an army. He does, however, make one hell of an assassin.

-Be careful when delving deep for secrets. You may find your treasure, or your tomb.

-I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning

-Screw being emo. I can get enough black when I'm dead.

- When the light fades from the world, demons haunt our steps and stalk our very breaths. Twilight dims to night, and our darkest nightmares find us cowering in fear, hunted by horrible evils. But even as the night is blackest, the sun rises on a new day, and ours will be heralded by a Red Dawn. Prepare thyselves. Akatsuki cometh.

Culling time has come. If people actually start to act like the stupid jokes say they do, it's time to filter the gene pool. If you disagree, you can kiss my electronic ass-proxy. ( )( )

Symbolism has become very interesting. I especially enjoy the symbols used in animation. There is nothing more beautiful to me than the idea behind red clouds heralding a bloody dawn. Except my girlfriend. She is the most amazing symbol I have ever seen. But I digress.

I write fiction because I enjoy it. If you leave a review, I will read it and take it into consideration. If you bitch and moan, I will prescribe my girlfriend's medicine for her period. If you flame, I will respond with scathing wit on a level you have never before seen. Logic is my friend, not your bitch. And he has a cousin, who is called "Shut the Hell Up". I will aquaint you to both, if you want. Enough said

I can do what I want with my puppets. after all, I am writing. If you don't like that, then why in the hell are you reading fanfiction?

Akatsuki1989, out.

PS- I think I've figured out the real Pien! My friend and I had a theory about it. The real Pien is... ... Konan! It makes a little sense... to me... heh...

Akatsuki1989 has changed his style of writing. He also enjoys writing in 3rd person. But he will be adding more action to his epic tale, Shades of Black.

Prepare thyselves. The Red Dawn Cometh.