The Great Space Hobohide bio
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 Author has written 9 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Lord of the Rings, Sly Cooper, Jak and Daxter, Twilight, Firefly, and StarTrek: The Original Series. Don't freak, I changed my user name from Apollo Night to The Great Space Hobo. Its still me and I'm not ripping Apollo off, as she is me... Anyway I went about changing it cuz all my IRL's where that and I got way sick of it. I didnt have much of a following anyway so I dout people will care. Name: so not telling you, if I did I would be lieing anyway. Age: again I would just lie so whats the point? where I live: somewhere made of win! XD what I like to read: manga ( anything but that lovely dovely stuff), LotR, Harry Potter, Outsiders, just about any vamp book I can get my hands on, but NOT Twilight! Movies I like: PotC, Final Fantasy VII AC, anything with blood, anything with stiff blows up, ( yay!) and again many more. Every Star Trek movie ever made, ever Doctor Who movie ever made... pairings that I like: CloudxZack, CloudxTifa, VincentxYuffie, VincentxCid, CidxShelly, CidxYuffie, HarryxRon, HarryxGenny, Doctor/Master, Doctor/Donna, Spock/Kirk(PS: its canon), Scotty/Uhura, McCoy/Chapel, McCoy/Spock (if I'm in the mood) Spock/Kirk/Uhura (this is my crack pairing. XD) Pairings that make me want to puke: CloudxYuffie( this is so off the well its not even funny!) VincentxSephrioth, ( he was like this close to being his father! no! thats not cool!) SephirothxAerith ( he KILLED her remeder?! there is no love here) ZackxYuffie ( she was like,12 when the meet you sick bastered!) Genesisxanyone ( his MINE!! all mine! XP) VincentxHojo ( oh my god I want to shot who ever thought this up in the face!!) RenoxKadja ( Kadja beat Reno UP! there is no loev here!) ok, you know what Hojox ANYONE!! ( no one in there right mind would want to be with this man, and dont even bring up Lucrecia! she shot her kid up with Jenova cells and mako! she was NOT in her right mind! and she dumped Turk Vincent! she just has no tast.) Doctor/Rose (No, just...no) Spock/Uhura (This pairing was shot down in the first ep of TOS, so your argument is invalid) My Idol: the Mythbusters!! they have my dream job right there. I REALY hate Mary Sue and think they should all burn in the hell they can from! And here are a few things I think make a Sue. 1) A really long and really stupid name no one knows how to say, not even the writer. 2) They fall in love " as soon as there eyes meet." gag me I've heard this so many times I want to stab my eyes out with a dull spoon. 3) They have hair and eye color that goes against reality ( note: in place like KH and Final Fantasy or any other place where they have crazy hair it is ok to SOME extent to have said hair and eyes.) but having a girl that has green, purple, blue, silver, fire red ( NOT a real hair color.) and rainbow colored hair running around a place like LotR or PotC is just sick and wrong.) 4: they have a tear jerking past. (Note: it is ok for then to have some sad stuff happen to then, everyone does.) but having their Mom beat them, Dad rape them, brothers tease her, everyone hates her, her dog died, her teachers gives her more homework then every one elsa, both her rents are dead and she cries about it (even though 2 ch, ago she was crying about how mean they where.) her old boyfriend cheated on her, bla bla bla bla bla, you get my point? 5) They have insane abilities that defies the laws of the world they are in. like a girl can talk to animals in the Outsiders (slaps writer with Outsider book), or they have angel wings (Note: I have read a few fics that can pull this off in FFVII but you MUST be careful!!) they can fly in a world like say... Naruto. they JUMP high but they DONT fly people!! Lets not forget a normal human who can fly the TARDIS (Not even the Doctor can do it right! And River is a Mary Sue so I dont want to hear you whine about how she did it.) 6) She is sooooo gorgeous, beautiful, and amazingly wonderfully beautiful that she makes the room "glow" with her amazing hotness. you wanna know why she "glows"? human souls. mosty the souls of the poor poor man that the mary sue's pray apon... rest in peace Vash. (burst into tears) 7) (-wipes tears away-) anyway, there is more than a phagher talking about her clothes. if it's any longer then 4 I strongly support gay marriage and don’t really care if you don’t like it!! XP here are some things people REALLY say about gays getting married and if you read this you'll know just how stupid this really is! 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!! Re-post to your profile and add more things you can not do in Hogwarts to make the list even longer! 160 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts 1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”. 2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class 3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”. 4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge. 5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriote. 6. I will not go to class skyclad. 7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”. 9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”. 10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not. 11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm. 12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept. 14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant. 15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell. 16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life. 17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”. 18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”. 19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”. 20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. 22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts. 23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class. 24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves. 25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!” 26. I am not a sloth Animagus. 27. I am not a tribble Aimagus. 28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha. 29. I do not weigh the same as a duck. 30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar. 31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 32. I will not lick Trevor. 33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is. 34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”. 35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental. 36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”. 37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong. 38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”. 39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time. 40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey. 41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas. 42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s. 43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously. 44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters. 45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl. 46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”. 47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”. 49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already. 50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy. 52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp. 53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead. 54. My name is not Captain Subtext. 55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”. 56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”. 57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion. 58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda. 59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor. 60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy. 61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be. 62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”. 63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes. 64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become. 66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox. 67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”. 68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class. 69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow. 70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform. 71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot. 72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”. 73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”. 74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort. 75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library. 76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder. 77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”. 78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”. 79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death. 80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations. 81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer. 83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here. 84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. 85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense. 86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class. 87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars. 88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors. 89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour. 90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. 91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”. 92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”. 93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition. 94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus. 95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. 96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens. 97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell. 99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. 100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. 101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles. 102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing. 103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix. 104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive. 105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals. 106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks. 107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches. 108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow. 109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room. 110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell. 111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches. 112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit. 113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such. 114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation. 115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. 116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling. 117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts. 118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams. 119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast. 120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”. 121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand. 122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant. 123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. 124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school. 125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor. 126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day. 127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter. 128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom. 129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room. 130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate. 131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways. 132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”. 134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner. 135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue. 136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club. 137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously. 138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. 139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want. 140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall. 141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice. 143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office. 144. The WhompingWillowis not an Entwife. 145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor. 146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell. 147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!” 148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions. 150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house point 151. I will not substiute "He-who-shall-not-be-named" with Lord Moldy-short. 152. I am not aloud to yell "Beam me up Scotty!"during the Apparition teast. 153. "Fluffy ate it" is not a good exouse for why I dont have my homework. 154. I will stop refurting to Dombldore as "The Doctor" and Voldamort as "The Master" 155. Buying a black dog and telling Harry that his Godfather is stuck like this is not funny. 156. I am not aloud to call Prof. Snap "Bill Nye the Science Guy." 157. Wizened are not mutants, Hogwarts is not Xavier School for gifted children, and I should not tell first years as such. 158. I am forbidden from ever singing “Star Trekkin' ” for the rest of my school career. 159: I am not aloud to crew gum in class unless I bring enough for everyone. 160. (next day) I'm not aloud to crew gum in class even IF a bring enough for everyone. | |||||||
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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 291,625 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
A Different Sort of House Call by Hornswaggler reviews
House's new case is a little tougher to diagnose, primarily because the patient should be, quite literally, already dead. A continuation of AnneriaWings' Lab Rat
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,234 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Danny F., G. House
I've Seen Weirder by YourFavoriteCONTRACTOR reviews
Danny's feld Amity Park and found himself in the middle of a field trip. The x-men are more than willing to help so Danny finds himself at Xavier's school for a time, he's found a place he fits in w/ or w/o powers. But what is the halfa running from?
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,081 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Danny F.
The Right to Remain Silent by BoundLight reviews
Sam, Dean, and Castiel head to New York city to take care of a haunting. Unfortunately, their actions attract the attention of the police. Slash, Dean/Cas established relationship. T to be safe. Please be kind.
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,413 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - E. Stabler, Dean W.
Shadowfire: The Metallics by Sharnorasian Empire reviews
Dungeons&Dragons both fantasy and modern NOT a Mary-Sue. Beta: Doll-Fin-Chick. Legolas/OFC Half-Dragon. Rated M for mature content. Main crossover is LOTR and D&D. Other crossovers post chapter 12.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 125,641 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 3/29/2010 - [Legolas, OC]
Phantom by Mangahacker reviews
What if there was no Danny, only Phantom?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,145 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
True Lies by BrunetteAuthorette99 reviews
Mercer Frey returns from Snow Veil Sanctum, considerably the worse for wear - and, much to Brynjolf's dismay, without his promising new protégée. How does he and the other members of the Thieves Guild react to the shocking news concerning Kajsa? One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Brynjolf, Mercer Frey - Complete
Born in Blood by Kirrae reviews
He stood there gaping like a fish for several long minutes, unable to process what had just happened to him. By the time he could comprehend the fact that he was getting married, Aela had an arm around his shoulders and was laughing in his ear.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas - Complete
The Death of Mary Sue 4: Super Sues by CreativeSprite reviews
Sick of "Lana's prettier cousin" and Clark's "pretty long lost twin sister?" You've come to the right place. Alice, Alex and Raven are mary sue slayers, giving each and every Mary Sue the horrible death they deserve while hunting for Celeste the Sue Queen
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,235 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Clark K./Superman
Bleeding Hearts by CrossoverxToxThexDarkxSide reviews
Danny Fenton, the honorary nephew who's been missing, shows up on Tony's doorstep. Both have dangerous secrets. Why has he been missing? Will they learn to trust each other in time to save themselves? Or will Vlad finally triumph? FIN! Pepperony
Crossover - Ironman & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,070 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Danny F. - Complete
Paranoia by Adi Black reviews
Danny awakens to find himself trapped by his older evil self and certain unfortunate events happen. Even after being released Danny soon realizes it's only the beginning and he can never truly be 'free' again. DanxDanny slash
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,333 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Dan Phantom, Danny F. - Complete
T'hy'la: The Long Life by BondSlave reviews
The story of Spock and how he met and realized he'd fallen in love with one James T. Kirk. A story of love, trust, betrayal, romance and lost. This is Spock's story. Rated M for Spirk Lemons. Please read, enjoy and review.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Boredom by FireyFreedom reviews
Jack decides to wander the Tardis when bored. This leads to a very interesting room... Master/Doctor/Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Jealousy by Cadorette reviews
Vilkas has always been jealous of his brother, Farkas. When he shows interest in the Dragonborn, Vilkas's envy spikes higher than usual. Rated T just to be safe.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Vilkas - Complete
Wrong Number by Lynse reviews
The Doctor receives a phone call, and it doesn't take him long to realize that it's the wrong number. But now, of course, the Doctor's curiosity is aroused, and he just has to investigate. Initially a one-shot, now continued.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,434 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Following the Stars by GeniusMadness reviews
The Doctor does return for Amelia Pond in "5 minutes" and they are set to embark on their own adventures when the TARDIS malfunctions and finds itself on the USS Enterprise click for longer summary! Features Het & Slash, all ships and warnings inside...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, J. Kirk
Tell Them I Ain't Comin' Back by sudipal reviews
It's been years since Malcolm Reynolds had first taken on the persona of Richard Castle. But when he finds out that his crew had never given up searching for him, which life will he choose?
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,078 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Fall by Deanmon-Is-My-Real-Name reviews
The Doctor is afraid to fall, but Jack promises to be there to catch him when he does...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Guardian by Shipperwolf reviews
The war with Jotunheim begins and Thor cuts ties with Earth to protect it. Jane is left to raise their child alone. It is only when her daughter begins playing with someone she cannot see that Jane realizes they were never alone at all. T/J, L/J.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Hope and Wishful Thinking by v2point0 reviews
A distress signal from Suspicia leads Kirk and Spock captured by an insane priest believing them to be harbingers of doom. The two must rely on their bond to keep themselves alive and sane. K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Howl by poisons reviews
The discovery of a dead newborn baby leads to an investigation of a creature much more horrific.
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,848 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - O. Benson, Dean W.
Perfect Security by NerdGurl89 reviews
What is it about this Galaxy that keeps out all other lifeforms? The Doctor needs to find out, and he's dragging Donna with him! Of course, he maybe should've left his coat on the TARDIS. R&R! Chapter 2 up!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Mal
Tear You Apart by Senoigh reviews
Kirk wants Spock and likes to tease. Spock is not amused and likes to punish.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Importance by Uozumi reviews
Sometimes there are things one cannot stop or one will face repercussions throughout time and space. It's 1985 in the Ozark Mountains. Sammy is very sick and on their way to a hunter doctor, the young brothers encounter a strange Doctor and woman.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
sawdoctor who crossover by rubygirl25 reviews
"One time lord, with everything to loose. Let the games begin" Billy cackled. the doctor wakes up in a abandoned slaughter house, with no idea how he got there. he must race against time to save himself and his closest companions from a painful death.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jigsaw
Know Thy Partner by Memnorak reviews
Beckett may not know her shadow quite as well as she thought.
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kate B. - Complete
Trust Me by Captain-Jack-Harkness reviews
Jack finds an interesting way to overcome The Doctor's insecurities. M/M, Lemon, Fetish. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
What the Future Holds: A FireflyCastle fanfic by 1a4b reviews
Castle and Beckett travel into the future and meet the Serenity crew. This takes place after the TV series but not after the movie, because I refuse to except the movie as what happens after the series so Wash and Book are still alive.
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010
No Capes! by Aurora Borealis 97 reviews
Edna Mode meets Dan Phantom. Who, of course, has a cape in his costume. What will unsue?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Dan Phantom, Edna Mode - Complete
Doctor Who: The blue box and the yellow bus by saberman610 reviews
Ah, prehistoric times. Dinosaurs, no campanions to lose, and a bus of schoolkids. Wait, what?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010
River: The Owner's Guide And Maintenace Manual by samshair reviews
Instruction booklet is problematic? Lost it to the Black? Here's a new, clear, easy-to-assemble guide to RIVER TAM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/17/2010 - River - Complete
The Death of Mary Sue 3: Pirates of the Caribbean by CreativeSprite reviews
Ever wanted to see Jack's only daughter fed to the sharks? Ever wanted to see Will's only sister forced to walk the plank? You've come to the right place. Sue slayers, Alex and Alice team up to give each and every Mary Sue the horrible death they deserve.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009
Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS by Time Agent Extrodinare reviews
exactly what it says. A list my friend and i made out of boredm one day : read and review with comments and thigns to add to the list!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Things i am not allowed to do at Torchwood by Time Agent Extrodinare reviews
Exactly what it says. A list my friend and i made out of boredm one night. read and review with comments or anything you have to add to the list :
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Restless by The 13th Unlucky Jinx reviews
PP never happened. Set 1 year after TUE. Life continues as normal for Amity Park, but the resident hero is becoming more and more edgy. Full sum and warnings inside, slash and gore galore.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,932 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Dan Phantom, Danny F. - Complete
My Death Note by ghostgal4 reviews
I wake up in the middle of the night screaming in terror. My family use to rush to my side, but then it just because a nightly routine. What do I wake up from, that brings me that much fear? It's probably not what you think...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
L'Art Est Long Et Le Temps Est Court by wallflower1 reviews
Mal's luck runs out. SERIOUSLY DARK AU.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Bleeding heart by sathreal reviews
After getting hit by a bus as a result of a ghoast fight Danny is serriously injured and coughing up blood.. but what if its something more than just the car crash?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,041 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Danny F., G. House - Complete
Making It Work by Etrixan reviews
Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn't going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
I Loved You Too Much by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Oneshot. Set after Phantom Planet. Clockwork muses on Danny and his feelings for the ghost child, and suffers the consequences because of it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
Five Times the Doctor Jumped Out of the Wrong Cake by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
the Doctor told Rory he had a habit of jumping out of the wrong cake. here's a few examples of what he might have meant...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, 4th Doctor - Complete
Mine's Bigger Than Yours by AlexJ69 reviews
Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal, Zack and Lazard are comparing size when Cadet Cloud walks in. Utter crack. Rating just to be safe
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
As Seen On TV by Rhysch reviews
The Tenth Doctor finds himself in a parallel universe where he meets Sam and Dean Winchester, stars of the show 'Supernatural' back in his own universe. However, he soon discovers that in this universe, he's the TV show - the Winchesters are real!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Dean W.
Trekking for Doctor Good Bar by 13empress reviews
the Star Trek is REALLY the future and the 10th Doctor takes Martha Jones to twenty-third century London where she meets someone very familiar but the wrong gender
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Martha J., J. Kirk - Complete
The Lady, or the Tiger? by Ella Greggs reviews
Zoë wants a child. Hell, so does he. But these nightmares, each one so gorram plausible... There's only one person on board Wash can talk to, and boy, is he looking forward to that conversation! Slightly dark genfic on the Washburne baby debate. Pre-BDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Wash, Simon - Complete
10 Oneshots, 10 Verses by Aquamarine Shadows reviews
Basically a collection of oneshots from my own challenge. Mostly Bleach, but other fandoms may appear in a chapter or two. Pairings include HitsuxOC, RenxOC, ShiYori, IchiRuki, one-sided KiraxOC, and more.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Wings by Tyloric reviews
Cid Highwind is lost in a 'verse he knows nothing about. Trapped in a place where traveling in the black is common. A place like this should be paradise to someone like him, right?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,242 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Cid H., Mal - Complete
cerebral hemisphere by incense-whiskers reviews
river is not quite right in the head/on jayne and his adjectives and the possibilities we see in mirrors
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Cloud S., River - Complete
Death by Drowning on Land by wishyfishy reviews
He was the third death by drowning today. All the deaths were by drowning on land in the worst drought Seattle as ever seen. It was weird enough even without the weird ass weirdo that seemed to be at the scene of every one of those deaths... Oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Big Halfa Theory by JuneLuxray reviews
Danny visits his cousin, Leonard, along with his family. When the ghosts start coming to L.A. looking for a fight, Danny has to try even harder to keep his secret. 'T' for safety. X-over with 'The Big Bang Theory'.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Danny F., Sheldon C. - Complete
A Man Made of Starlight by Dancing Darkness reviews
River Tam has always heard voices but never one quite like this. She makes a friend who will never forget her and she will never forget what he meant to her. 10th Doctor!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, River - Complete
The Loveless by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
Follow the story of a girl named Chyrin Renton, as she's thrust from her world to the world of Final Fantasy 7. Watch her struggles as she tries to adapt... And her attempts to find out just who it was that brought her here and for what reason.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,297 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Cloud S., Vincent V.
Project S O U L by Aquamarine Shadows reviews
Despair, regret, darkness. All of these things lead to the creation of Hollow. 300,000 years ago the Council of Elders created project SOUL to keep the balance between good and evil. Little did they know what evil could become of SOUL. "What if" two-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - S. Aizen - Complete
DMC's Owner's Guide and Manual by vegg reviews
Guides to take care of your DMC units...New update on new unit! PLEASE READ CHAPTER 4 !
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
Born To Bleed by Soul of Ashes reviews
Eventual MxM, drug use, graphic. A dangerous drug kills a churchful of people and starts hitting the streets. The feds call in Constantine, who feels the job is just the work of vice, not demons, until he's forced to work with a notorious half-breed.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Constantine - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,524 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Dante
Danny Phantom: X man by Alluring Alliteration reviews
The X men hear a news cast about "local menace Inviso-bill" and decide to check it out in the hopes of finding a new mutant. Originally was in the wrong category, sorry about that. Currently on hold, but I PROMISE to try and get some more done soon.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Danny F.
Brown Coat by sudipal reviews
Um... did anyone else catch the episode of Castle entitled Vampire Weekend?
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
While Jing King was under the captivity of Tsao, she experinced a cruelty that makes kicking a puppy twice look like charity work. Read to find out what it is.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jing K. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Well, Hello Dolly by Lion in the Land reviews
Seras, Walter, Integra and Alucard have mischievous fun around Hellsing Manor with an unusual gift from the Russian Ambassador. No pairings, only implications. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Doctor Who: The Walkerville Visitation by Hikan reviews
Ms. Frizzle's true identity is revealed as a mysterious man calling himself the Doctor pays Walkerville a visit. An old enemy of the Doctor's appears too, but what do they want in Walkerville? A Magic School Bus/Doctor Who crossover fic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
The Death of Mary Sue 2: Hogwarts edition by CreativeSprite reviews
Ever wanted to see Harry's sister get stabbed to death? Want to see Snape's daughter get ripped apart by monkeys? The sequal to "the death of Mary sue", this time our favourite hunter travels to Hogwarts to give every mary sue the death they deserve
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Hero by Soul of Ashes reviews
A boy goes to the store every Tuesday looking forward to catching the eye of a secret super hero in red. Finally he gets the courage to say hello.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Dante - Complete
The MarySue Diaries by A-Kubrick-Spent reviews
This is not the story of Brittany, the most beautiful, wonderful girl on Persephone, sought by all because of the aforementioned beauty and wonder. No, this is the story of her handmaiden, Tabitha, who has trouble with reality, the fourth wall, and such
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009
orly? by konnonor reviews
gaming is a problem. for QueenAlla
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Top Ten Things by Jamie Evans reviews
Top ten thing not to give Cooro and how to annoy husky.
+Anima - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Cooro, Husky - Complete
Hello, Mary Sue by Lutz-5G reviews
Something more terrifying than the Calamity from the Skies has reared its ugly face on the planet: It's a Sue invasion! Will anyone survive? More importantly, will the authoress be sued? No pun intended, really... R&R or flame to your hearts content!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
How to commit Suicide, Bella Swan Style by marisky130 reviews
Emo Bella tries killing herself. During New Moon, no Edward or Jacob. AU, OOC, Angsty
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Mirror Within by tprillahfiction reviews
A ficlet centering on the famous scene between Mirror Spock and our Universe McCoy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy DMC by jaded-water reviews
50 ways to annoy the charaters from Devil May Cry 1 through 4.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
I Want a Child by Moiranna reviews
A discussion that'll forever change Dante's life.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2009 - [Vergil, Dante] - Complete
Newsflash by Summer Sniper reviews
FF7's answer to 24 hour news set shortly after Advent Children. Conspiracy theories and typical ratings obsessed news mongering abound.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Krew by Anthraxy reviews
Krew needed some love xD Pure crack.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Krew - Complete
No Power in the 'Verse by mute90 reviews
It takes over five hundred years for them to be born on opposite sides of the ‘verse and only twenty to make their way back to each other.
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2009 - River, Sam W. - Complete
Turks in Silent Hill by RenosEMR reviews
Cross over with Silent Hill, the Turks get stuck there and have to work their way out whilst keeping the President safe. I am hoping you enjoy it to the end. And it's complete! What a mission, and thank you for the support! More stories to come :
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,839 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Rufus - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Professor X's by silverkat1620 reviews
Rule 5. I do not have the ability to tell the future via Magic 8 ball.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009
Not One of Them Again! by Aurincha reviews
It's a peaceful day in Vincent's life, until one of them appears again: a mary sue. This is a FF VII sue parody. Don't read unless you have a sense of humour! Characters not OOC. Post DoC!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Everglow by Riverside Sakura reviews
Sequel to "Broken Wings". During a raid of Midgar, Vincent finds two silver haired children living in the dark alleys. Frightened, alone, and scarred, Nadiya and Aidan, the twin children of Sephiroth, must learn to escape their father's dark legacy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 104 - Words: 154,210 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
Dmc: Mary Sues by vegg reviews
Mary Sues are falling into the dmc world. read how dante and vergil destroys them. very comical! Nero and Sparda makes an appearance in here!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Dante
Who Dunnit? by CallMehTehOdd1 reviews
Lady is pregnant. See if you can figure out who! Oh, choices, choices... Is it Vergil, or Dante? What will Lady do?
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Lady/Mary - Complete
101 Uses for Reno's EMR by QueenAlla reviews
The title says it all-and yeah, I was bored. Part 4 up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Reno - Complete
Transformers: IM Conversation by Blackmoondragon1415 reviews
In a IM chat about the 2007 movie, Wheelie asks a very awkward question. Oneshot Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Switched Realities by DStrife13 reviews
A fan suddenly in the Devil May Cry world. Hmph. To think if she were a devil hunter, she wouldn't be scared. THE LAST CHAPTERS ADDED! The fan's purpose in the world is revealed!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Dante - Complete
15 Reasons That You're Obsessed With FF7 by Berkhildr reviews
It's all inside! Re-uploaded, but different in many ways.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
The Reaper by Mana-Garmr reviews
Reno's life before he becomes a Turk, and during his training and first few missions. Individual chapter warnings inside. Abuse, Anal, Angst, AU/AR, Language, M/M, Minor, N/C, Oral, Violence, Yaoi. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,602 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Materia Sickness by Midnight Forever reviews
When Sephiroth comes back from a trip, and Zack must hurry to clean everything up, everything starts to make a little bit more sense when Sephiroth explains that he must have played with Materia far more than he should have when he was younger. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
The Ten Reasons Why ME by kageshoujo reviews
So, Yuffie, if you’re planning to stalk that man and bug him to be your Valentines date, let me remind you that you’ve got other choices, yo. Like me, y’know. Aww, honey, you don’t believe I’m being serious? Let me give you 10 reasons...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
10 ways to piss off Vincent by Bloodfeastislandman reviews
please don't hate me. :
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Vincent V. - Complete
Behind closed doors by LadyNightRunner reviews
Everyone has their dirty little secrets. Some are darker than others. Some stay secret. And some are shared with certain people in the private silence of a bedroom with the door locked. Graphic Lemon.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
The Death of Mary sue by CreativeSprite reviews
Mary Sue dies the horrible death she deserves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Legolas - Complete
KG Kisses by P.A.W.07 reviews
What if you were a Krimzon Guard minding your own business when you suddenly came face to face with none other than Dark Jak? What would you do to survive? Would you scream; cry like a little girl; or something a little more unsuspected? Oneshot/crackfic.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Jak M., Daxter, Torn - Complete
Final Fantasy VII and the MarySue Machine by Guardian Kiune reviews
All the elements of a Mary-Sue fic...except our hero wants no part in it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009
Hostage by BruHaeven reviews
When a serial killer prowling Gaia targets Yuffie, she is sent into a protective housing, much to her dismay. The worst part? She's in total isolation except for her bodyguard, none other than Reno...or is that the best part? Rated M for certain themes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,325 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Yuffie K., Reno - Complete
Path of Repentance by rrreeves reviews
OCxSephiroth. (THIS STORY WILL BE REVISITED, so don't be too surprised/disappointed if you read it and find it to be sub-par.) She worked in Shinra's kitchen when Sephiroth was a boy, and they became friends. Then she vanished. More than a decade later she reappears, not a day older, but a heck of a lot more confused than before. Rated for Hojo and mature themes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,308 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sephiroth - Complete
A Waste of Time by Etrixan reviews
Challenge Oneshot: After Sephiroth’s first battle he is embarrassed by his reaction. Angeal and Genesis are willing to help, and not just with his after-battle jitters. ANGEAL/GENESIS/SEPHIROTH
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Have a Final Fantasy Christmas by The Phantom of the Death Star reviews
Think you might be obsessed with Final Fantasy VII? Well, here's how you know for sure... Yes, it’s another “You know you’re obsessed when” list. Forgive me of my sin and just enjoy the list.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Reality by samaryley reviews
Sequel to "Epiphany." The Curtis family struggles to return to normalcy after the death of their parents. Original scenarios as well as a different perspective on the events of the book. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 66,017 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
The 12 Days of Meteor by Mango x Massacre reviews
Think 12 days of Christmas...but with Jenova. Read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Epiphany by samaryley reviews
Nobody was prepared for the tragic events that were to occur that night, changing the lives of all the Curtises forever. OC Point of View. Non-Mary Sue sisterfic. Scout Curtis had just turned twelve the night her parents died.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
David goes to FF7! by FRAODD reviews
My first ever story! OC transported to ff7 though not like all other transported to ff7 stories! please read/review! cue Left Bank Two by The Noveltones
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Denzel - Complete
The Ghost in the Lab by Like-A-Raven-14 reviews
Supernatural/Bones Crossover. The team at the Jeffersonian Medico-Legal Lab uses human remains to solve crimes. This process is made slightly more complicated when one of the humans in question is still attached to the remains. Complete.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Dean W., Angela M. - Complete
Summon by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Zack learns respect for summons...no pairings, pure humor/idiocy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Bad Night by LarcSakurai reviews
Vincent/Cid Nightmares of demons and murder can make for one bad night
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Oral by sakura-no-yuki reviews
Why does Dante always misinterpret things? Dante x OC Ayumi Lime oneshot
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Dante - Complete
No Such Gorram Thing by Lady Yueh reviews
There's no such thing as aliens, and no gorram freakish flying box is going to convince any of the crew of Serenity otherwise. Doctor Who/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
The Dread Sues of Tulsa by North American Scum reviews
Welcome to American Literature, Part Two. Make sure you bring sporks and Advil, because this semester we'll be studying the vile Mary-Sues plauging the Outsiders fandom.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sodapop C., Dallas W. - Complete
Smokescreen by Nylah reviews
After a blow on the head, Danny has strange and dangerous power failures. Is he losing his ghost powers? Determined to find out what's wrong, he and his friends turn to Vlad. However, Danny has to deal with the mind shattering truth... alone. Pre PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,009 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Falling Up by Etrixan reviews
Shinra has imposed a class system that allows a high-ranking gang get away with rape and murder. Cadet Cloud Strife has been recruited to stop them... as bait. Warnings: Anal, AU, Language, M/M, Minor, Non-con, Oral, SH, Violence
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,433 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Vincent Technology Paranoid by Roxie Starcutter reviews
Vincent has bought a phone. He doesn't have a clue how to use it... oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Card Games by Gaarasgurl666 reviews
There is now a reason why Dante will never play cards with you again. Dante X Reader
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Homicidal Meter Maid by skabs reviews
Sam and Dean go to Seattle to investigate odd deaths that center around a Meter Maid. Are these deaths accidental? Or is there something else at work? Supernatural/Dead Like Me crossover. rating for language. one shot.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Trapped With His Thoughts by Andi M.C reviews
A one-shot about Sly's experience in "The Hole" while being held prisoner by the Contessa. Will the Contessa truly break Sly Cooper? Takes place in Sly 2 during Chapter 4. Sly's POV. SlyxNeyla mentions.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Playing with Fire by LadyNightRunner reviews
What Rufus wants, he gets, even when it takes blackmail and threats to get it. His victims can only take it and keep quiet, until they realize that they aren't the only ones. Rated for implied rape. RenoTseng, onesided RenoRufus and RufusTseng.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Great Pleasures by hisui459 reviews
The interview... with Reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Reno - Complete
Never Ending by didyousaychocolate reviews
Doctor Who crossover. The sound will never stop, no matter how far he runs. It won't cease its rhythm, even as he settles into his new life, which has been, surprisingly, interesting. His life as a human. As a... Doctor. He finds that amusingly ironic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2008 - The Master, G. House - Complete
What happens if you give a Jenovian caffeine? by Zodiac Sefirosu reviews
Very, very, very bad things happen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth - Complete
The Ten Commandments of FF7 by Berkhildr reviews
To be Cloud, Kadaj, Yuffie, Vince, and so on. Reviews and constructive criticism are welcomed. Mainly all in the title.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Jak 2: Teenagers In Haven City by KotoriRod reviews
THIS STORY HAS A REBOOT. Please go there and see that instead of this. However, if you want to see the original, feel free to read this one as you please.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,615 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Shock Value by S.J. Kohl reviews
Reno gets kidnapped. Don't you feel sorry for the kidnappers? Rude/Reno, imp. Warnings: violence, attempted rape, foul language. Probably slightly AU, if you know BC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Friendship by Anei Aikouka reviews
Inspired by a high-school comic I read, I took the concept of the Final Fantasy characters in a high-school setting and ran with it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Jak and Daxter Bloopers by Demyx's waterbaby reviews
With every great production comes a bunch of screw-ups. Let's get a chance to see those screw-ups, shall we?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Secret Meeting of the FANFICTION authors by monicaa of the desert reviews
The Secret Meeting of the FANFICTION authors begins! Tonights Subject: The Mary-Sue. Enter only if you dare, and bring your anti-n00b spray.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Sly, Young and Orphaned by Slygirl25 reviews
Sly Cooper is finally going to delve into the many thieveing way through an ancient book, when he and his father are interupted by a crash. The complet story of how Sly ends up in an orphanage.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Rosethorn reviews
They are not alone, not anymore. Crossover with The Magic School Bus wait, wait, come back!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
SAYID: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a SAYID unit. In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don’t want to watch poor Nadia being tortured, do you?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sayid - Complete
SUEvivor: Van Helsing by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ten Van Helsing Mary Sues.....Nine Challenges.....Who will be....the Ultimate Van Helsing Mary Sue! Tune in to find out!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
The top 20 ways to annoy Dustfinger by CaptainMajor reviews
Title is self explanatory. Reviews are welcome, flames are FROWNED UPON! If you have published a similar story, and some of my methods are similar to yours, then i apologize, it was not intentional. Peace, Isabeau
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The top 20 ways to annoy Basta by CaptainMajor reviews
Title is self explanatory. If you have ever published a "how to annoy Basta guide" and any of my methods are similar to yours, I apologize, it was not intentional. Enjoy! Please, no flames, but reviews are welcome! :D
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Baby Reno by MikariStar reviews
Due to an accident in an old Shinra lab Reno is turned into a baby. After little Reno causes trouble in the Turks, Rude seeks the help of Tifa as a babysitter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
How many ways can you kill a madman? by Neku the Last Reaper reviews
For anyone who has ever wanted to kill Hojo. Thank you for the nomination in the Genesis awards! Hojo has now died his last. I hope you all had fun!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 65,376 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Prof. Hojo - Complete
XV by Morhighan reviews
Just a Oneshot about a Sephiroth clone's #15 last day alive. Including an escape from Nibelheim, trying to find mother and having a close encounter with a glass tank and "Father." Oh, not to mention the Clone is less than 10 years old.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Prof. Hojo, Jenova - Complete
I JUST BOUGHT A CULLEN! YAY? by bloody ampersand reviews
So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened when you did that with the coffee maker? Your EDWARD is a lot more complex than that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Mary Sues of Middle Earth by Agent Motiel reviews
Ever get annoyed with Mary Sues? This is a collection of all the different types of the creatures so you can avoid them. Learn exactly what makes them so darn annoying! Now with the new and improved Ravarastwinklet... oh, forget it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Dante's Sweetheart by Vergil is sexy reviews
Lady is staying with Dante and his sweetheart for a little while. Will Dante's sweetie be alright with it? And just who is she?
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Five Boo Boos by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse: Five times humans were injured; five times their Autobot friends overreacted. Short fics about Mikaela, Sam, Will, Annabelle, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Peace's End by tfa1 reviews
700 years after FF7, an evil empire controls the world, a man has forgotten who he is, and the entire world is about to enter a crisis. Sounds familiar? History is repeating itself, but not all is as it seems. Advent Children spoilers in chapter 14.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,617 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Penance by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
As the members of Avalanche attempt to clean up what is left of the Geostigma, a tiny girl arrives at the ShinRa Mansion in the middle of a storm. Vincent Valentine, in that instant, is given the role of father unwillingly by a tiny blue Mako eyed child.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,659 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
JACK: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
Namaste! You are now the proud owner of a JACK unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don’t want to create an “incident,” do you?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007
Backfire by MissMilkMaid reviews
Mary Sues appear in the Caribbean, but the characters stay in character. Jack and Will handle the uninvited guests in their own ways.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
TURK by YPR
What is it to be a Turk. This has no 'story' to it .. more like a in depth document on what the Turks are and what they serve.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Five Times Humans Confused the Autobots by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse...and One Time They Didn't. Five cultural misunderstandings and one evening of enlightenment that shaped Autobot and human relations, for better or worse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Not Quite a Normal Day by Settiai reviews
The scariest part was that it could almost be considered a normal day at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2007 - 4th Doctor, G. House - Complete
The Tale of Vearanniel by Vearanniel reviews
Not your normal girl falls into the LoTR world and saves the day, R&R please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Legolas
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Area Code 919 by Dragon Chyld reviews
Cell We know what happened to Clay and co., but what would happen to the rest of us? Here’s a take on what might occur in North Carolina.
Cell - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by Charles Xavier reviews
A short and silly Yuffentine oneshot I wrote. Vincent and Yuffie have a small conversation with their daughter, which gets a little too personal for them to stomach...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Ode to MarySue by PhantomPenguin reviews
Just a poem that popped into my head as I was looking through random Pirates fics. Warning: MarySue bashing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Silver Mercury by Emeraldjewel reviews
Star Wars and Final Fantasy VII. Witness the union of the greatest game ever created with the cherished saga of a galaxy far, far away... COMPLETED.
Crossover - Star Wars & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,688 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean SUEvivor by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ten Pirates of the Caribbean Mary Sues...Nine challenges...One winner...Who will be the Ultimate POTC SUEvivor? Read and find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,739 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
The Many Faces of Mary Sue by psychotic kitten reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005
Dante's Letter by Gone Away 2345 reviews
He's mad as hell, and he's not taking this Marysue crap anymore. Rated T for some not so nice words that may have escaped from our favorite demon hunter's mouth.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Limbo with Tomato Extract by Denebola reviews
My feeble attempt at getting into Dante’s head. Watch as he thinks about women and food. Pretty dirty, so heed the rating. PreDMC3.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
VASH : Owner's Guide and Maitenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] Learn all about how to manage your newly bought VASH THE STAMPEDE unit. A fic truly inspired by the authoress Theresa Green.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
The How to Annoy Dante Guidebook by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Joint effort between Vergil and myself to give tips on how to annoy Dante.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
PPC: An Elf's Love by meekerbeeker reviews
PPC Agents Sarah and Alana are out to kill Rose, a Mary Sue with a ridiculously tragic past, a pet tiger, a prophesy, and special 'Sun Child' powers. How long will they hold out before they strangle her perfect, lovely neck?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Everything's relatative by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
When a simple heist goes wrong, Sly ends up playing babysitter to Carmelita's baby brother's while a maniac he has to stop plans for a world empire. Chapter 20 is up!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,759 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
The Proposal by Twilight Scribe reviews
The unimaginable had happened. Dante was drunk. Smashed, wasted, intoxicated, inebriated...
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Guide to Writing a Fanfiction: FFVII Version by GabrielleduVent reviews
Ever had random people scream MARY SUE! to your first chapter when you have 30 more chapters already posted? Tired of people pointing out that your character is too perfect? After going through over 10000 fanfictions and searching for the distinctions bet
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Poison by Amathist Fwirrel reviews
When Jak falls ill after the big race, Ashlin suspects foul play, but Keira looks for other answers. Whoever's right, they better find the answer soon, because Jak's getting worse... post Jak X, oneshot.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Keira, Ashelin - Complete
Tell Me Pretty Lies by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[CarmelitaSly onshot] mommy, why don't we have a daddy?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Hello Mary Sue! by Muddie21 reviews
What happens when Mary Sue falls into Middle Earth, and then… meets another Mary Sue already there?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,598 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Little Match Girl by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
A Late Christmas gift for my Everything's Relatives fans. Anyway, this is a Sly Copper version of my favorite Christmas Story, too hard to explain, just read if you wanna know.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Memoria by Nicole Silverwolf reviews
“Well maybe your men should take better care of themselves.” That was it. This kid, as useful as he was, had just gotten on his last nerve. He'd chew him out, wring his little neck just for the hell of it, and then throw him out. Permanently. Jak II.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Jak M., Torn - Complete
The Council of Legolas by Authoressinhiding reviews
Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and company capture a MSwriter. Chaos ensues. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
One Mixed Up Mary-Sue by Cheez Socks reviews
There's something funny going on in Middle-earth... Foreboding make-believe prophecies, dopey brainwashed suitors, and enough ridiculousness to make a girl go crazy! Part 1 of Emily's series. Do watch your step, you wouldn't want to step in any of the BS going on around here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,837 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Sincerely Yours by West Trekker reviews
The Valar would like to address the Mary Sues!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
WHAT'S WITH THE 10th WALKER! by Johnnycake EDR reviews
A oneshot...exactly what it sounds like...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
MarySueItis by GabrielleduVent reviews
All the pretty boys of FFVII has collapsed from a myserious disease. Mayhem ensues in the Hospital Wing. General randomness and some Character OOCness. Rated for language. Implied Runo and RufusxTseng. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Ode To MarySue by 0738 reviews
MarySue. The charming notsofan fiction character, in which a ‘diehard’ fan manages to incorporate his or herself into their story. Usually, this sweet character is perfect in every way shape or form. Maxed out health. Maxed out weapon and stats as I said
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
All Of This by Tanta Green reviews
Set during and after Jak 3. Torn's in love with Jak, but Jak finds himself pushing Torn away for his own safety. JakxTorn complete
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,478 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Jak M., Torn - Complete
Dante vs Sephiroth by Poetic Sephiroth reviews
Dante and Sephiroth have it out: Devil to fallen angel.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2005
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Mary Sue by SSJ Aeris reviews
A mary sue bashing poem. Yep, I definitly need a new hobby.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2005
Coffee by Quick-Demon reviews
Just how do you deal with a decaffinated Jak?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Jak M. - Complete
Growing up in Haven City by Usagi-Zakura reviews
Four children lives in Haven City before and under the barons rule. They are al related to Praxis somehow but not all of them agrees with his exteme methods.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Praxis, Erol - Complete
Against time by Quick-Demon reviews
Jak is poisoned and suffering to a slow death. With the hero out of the picture its up to his friends to save him... but can they really save Jak or will someone make sure he doesn't survive...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,592 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 7/7/2004 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Dork 2 Recless driving by Usagi-Zakura reviews
Parody of Jak2 renegade. How Jak2 would have been if all inhabitants of Haven City were idiots and all the metalheads were females. Contains spoilers for Jak2
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 31,167 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
What Were They Thinking? by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
MAJOR JAK 3 SPOILERS! A look behind the Precursors are Revealed scene. Better Summery inside.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Jak M., Daxter, Ottsel Leader - Complete
World of Darkness by Boadicia reviews
Alternate Universe. What if Sparda had not rebelled against Mundus 2000 years ago? Dante and Vergil are rulers of a world gone mad as they battle Mundus for the fate of mankind. I need to get off the caffeine.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Dante's Creed by The-Algebraist reviews
Dante's thoughts on life as a hybridand how to live it
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2004
Terror Incognito by Ktrenal reviews
There's an evil force in the Shinra Building, a plague of beings known as 'Mary-Sues'; perfect, beautiful beings that conceal a deadly secret. Can Reno and Hojo work together to defeat the menace, before the Mary-Sues take over the entire world?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2004
Jak III: Secret Origins by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[Complete] How far will you go to protect her, Jak? How far will she let you? Keira's destiny unfolds and it's up to Jak to protect her from an all powerful god, but there's more to it then there seems.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,552 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
Limit Break by Sabriel41 reviews
Mary Sues... unfounded relationships... implausible love stories... Too much for the average one-winged angel? Sephiroth rants. Lyrically.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Sephiroth - Complete
The MarySue That Wasn't by vericus reviews
Sabrina finds herself dumped in MiddleEarth. Only one problem she doesn't even know she's in MiddleEarth, and she has arrived at exactly the wrong time. Warning: amusing only if you have a morbid sense of humour or you hate MarySues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Essential Guide to Star Wars Sues by Imaginary Freind reviews
Funny, but still quite horrifying information on the demon who haunts our favourite Jedi - Mary-Sue.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 11/12/2003
Twas the Night Before Christmas by LadyWolfe reviews
A Jak II take on the poem Twas the Night Before Christmas. Complete.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Complete
Once More, Jak, With Feeling by Lizzy Rebel reviews
What happens when the cast and crew of Jak 2 are forced to sing out their inner most emotions? Based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer eposide 'Once More, With Feeling'. Find out who sings what! [CHAPTER FIVE. Final chapter! Come read it! Please? R&R!]
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Anatomy of a Mary Sue by CoolCalico - Lalaithian reviews
Two Sue crappy fanwriters are captured and taken to a camp . . . where they'll learn how to NOT write Sues? WTF is up with this? PG13 for language, kind of a one shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Complete
Dirty Halo by Boadicia reviews
I wrote this as part of a dare from my little brother. It's fatherly woes as Dante deals with a daughter with devil powers and a demon set out to destroy her.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Complete
Mary Mary Sue by Ryo0oki reviews
Listen up all, Mary Sue has something to say. R for language. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
Sephiroth: From Birth to Death by Carbuncle reviews
Let's take a break from the usual stuff and let someone else other than Cloud Strife be the star. Sephiroth's life story told by none other than the great man himself. If you're a Sephiroth fan (and let's face it, who isn't?) you'll enjoy this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2001
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HELP! I'm trapped in a Mary Sue Fanfic! reviews
A Sue falls into Middle-Earth and her normal sister is along for the ride. As reality crumbles around her Aubrey must found a way to stop her Sue of a sister before its to late. Can Aubrey stop her sister or will she join her in the end?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Legolas, Aragorn
HELP! I'm trapped in a Mary Sue plot! reviews
A Sue falls into Middle-Earth and her normal sister is tagging along. Can Aubrey stop her Sue of a sister before she ruins Middle-Earth? Or will she turn into a Sue herself? Canceled indefinitely
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,878 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Monster and Man reviews
The crew of the Enterprise have picked up a distress signal from a Vulcan ship that has been missing for over 9 years, but when they beam down to help they find something that will call into question just how far man has come. light Spock/Kirk.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Reavers dont leave survivors reviews
Wash knows something's wrong right away, there are no signals. No signs of life coming from the small moon where Ross, Mal's old war buddy, has invited both Zoe and Mal to his daughters birthday party. post-OiS Pre-BDM. revamped. no longer a one-shot!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Zoe W., Mal
Little Ms Mary Sue reviews
Bella and Edward are kidnapped by one pissed off OC. Can she manger to beat the sue out of them and make then well rounded characters or will it just be a massacre? B-day fic crack fic. lots and lots of Twilight bashing! dont like dont read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Wrong Turn reviews
Daxter was never good with directions. What happens when he gets lost in the Barons prisons and takes a wrong turn into a cell that’s not Jaks‘? OC, Mary Sue bashing, rating PG13 because Jak is Jak. better summery inside
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jak M., Daxter
AVALANCHE, WRO, & Jenova, Oh My! reviews
“What! What’s wrong! Do you know where we are?” “Yes,” I said in a deadly calmly voice. “Edge.”
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,429 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Sue Slayers United reviews
Sick of Clouds twin sister kicking his ass and making Vincent fall head over heels for her? Wanna stab the new Turk that’s Sephiroth daughter and makes Reno her pookybear? Well have no fear the Mary Sue hunters are here! lots of blood and humor! yay!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Cloud S.
The Cooper Siblings reviews
What if Sly Cooper had a little sister that severed the Fiendish Five attack with him? How will they live their new life? and just how did they become master thieves? AU.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009