Allison Atrophy
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Joined 11-10-07, id: 1418343, Profile Updated: 09-01-08

sooooooo. i got breaking dawn and it was...OK. not my favorite :p

name: Allison Atrophy

hair: dark brown with pink ext.

eyes: blue gray

born: Germany!

live: florida

random shit about me

i usually only read M's

i love lemons

my favorite color is black

books- Twilight series

movies- to many...hannibal rising...

music- Kill Paradise, Breath Carolina, Alice In Videoland, Flyleaf, Bright Eyes, Between The Trees, Scary Kids Scaring Kids,

Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Devil Wears Prada, From First To Last, Chiodos, Dance Gavin Dance, Hollywood Undead, and MANY more


actual stuff said by my idiotic friends.

me: dont let those r-tards get to you

sara: i wont...i love that word. it sounds like R and then TARDS

me: because it is -shakes head-


me: MOM...the thing is inside the thing -angrily blowing hair out of face-

mommy: YOU BETTER HOPE THE THING ISNT IN THE THING!!

me: EWWWWWW not like that...yet


dad: your a freak

me: your face is a freak

dad: freak

me: your mom is a freak!!

dad: i know right!!


carolina: dude...he's really hot! (shes pionting at my neighbor)

me: to bad he's gay...

carolina: DAMN IT!

just to let you know it was realllly funny.


moms friend: so when i was spending the night at your moms house when we were younger i had to puke really bad. so i was agianst the wall and your mom was on the side next to the floor...so i puked in between the bed and the wall...

me: ...AHAHAHAHAAH!


jasmin (guy): well since my nickname is jazzy you should have one to.

me: ok then try your best one.

jasmin: ...SMILE ON MY ASS SON!!...

me: ??

jasmin: it sounds like allison!


ok jasmin and i got in a huge fight in seventh (where in highschool now) and on myspace this is something he said to me

jasmin: so does your mom know that me & you is as cool as ice on a summer day now?"sticking up her lil girl"
EWWWWWWWWWWWW.
hahahahahaha. i dont know why your mother would stick things up her lil girl.


mom: did you blow out the candle in your room, before you left?

me: yea i turned it off.

mom: i didnt no that was possible...

me: what?...OHHHHHHH...in my world it is :D


Elena: where did the summer go Allison?

me: up my ass...and in my thighs, and my stomach...

Elena: did you just insult yourself?

me: no i insulted this damn summer for making me fat.

Elena:...your not fat!...you dont eat anything how can you be fat?

me: its possible.