![]() Author has written 1 story for Okami. HI! I'm PrincessMononoke101! (Duh is what your thinking) Favorite Movies (No order) 1. Batman Begins I'll added more later! Favorite Games(Again, no order) 1. Rule of Rose O.K. I have a bad joke, but here it is! What do you call a Lab that likes to draw? Wanna know what the difference is between friends and BEST FRIENDS?? Well you're about to find out!! :) (P.S. I didn't make this!) Just copied! (: FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN!! We screwed up!" FRIENDS: have never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore FRIENDS: would get you hooked on something unhealthy like Harry Potter :( BEST FRIENDS: would get you hooked on something unhealthy like Twilight! :) FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you FRIENDS: would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell FRIENDS: would give you the option to let you obsess over what ever you want BEST FRIENDS: would eventually make you obsess over something you thought you would never love until you try FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: are for life FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!!=) I LOVE this thing so i put it if you like it REPOST IT NOW!! (again copied) A good friend: Will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend: Helps you up when you fall. A best friend: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, gaytard?" A good friend: Helps you find your prince. A best friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend: Will offer you a soda. A best friend: Will dump theirs on you. A good friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend: Will help you move. A best friend: Will help you move the bodies. A good friend: Will bail you out of jail. A best friend: Would be in the jail cell sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend: Has never seen you cry. A best friend: Won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend: Asks you to write down your number. A best friend: Has you on speed dial. A good friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend: Will kick the whole crowds a that left you. A good friend: Knows a few things about you. A best friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend: Tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend: Just sits down and cries. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian. If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile (got this from a friend) |
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