![]() Author has written 4 stories for Mario, and Legend of Zelda. Hello, fine person roaming the internet! I don't know how you stumbled here of all places, but while you are here, I suppose I will tell you a little bit about who I am. :3 What sort of author am I? A fickle one, that much is for sure! When I do get inspired, it often happens that many ideas flood my head at once. It becomes hard to sort out what to write. And once I do start writing, I change my mind far too often... For this reason, updates in my stories may be somewhat spacious... but I hope you find what I do post on here to be worth the wait. I love writing about inward struggles, family, and characters dipping into insanity, often times all three together. Updates on the stories I'm currently working on now? Here you go! :) 'You Can't Pick Your Family' If you have made more or closer friends online than you have offline, copy and paste this into your profile. 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I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems |
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