The Caramel Koopa
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Joined 01-26-11, id: 2722237, Profile Updated: 11-20-11
Author has written 4 stories for Mario, and Legend of Zelda.

Hello, fine person roaming the internet! I don't know how you stumbled here of all places, but while you are here, I suppose I will tell you a little bit about who I am. :3
My name is Brittany, but I often go by the name Caramelkoopa online... had to change it a bit on here. I'm 19, Aquarius, an aspiring voice actress, and a touch... bizarre. But if you can get past that, I'm a fairly cool person, if I may say so myself. I've been through quite a bit in the past couple of months, which sort of put me in a creative slump... But fear not! All is beyond well now, so I will be muchmore active in these next days. :)

What sort of author am I? A fickle one, that much is for sure! When I do get inspired, it often happens that many ideas flood my head at once. It becomes hard to sort out what to write. And once I do start writing, I change my mind far too often... For this reason, updates in my stories may be somewhat spacious... but I hope you find what I do post on here to be worth the wait. I love writing about inward struggles, family, and characters dipping into insanity, often times all three together.


Updates on the stories I'm currently working on now? Here you go! :)

'You Can't Pick Your Family'
My top-priority story at the moment. Each chapter I work on becomes a fun experience for me, and this story has already become different than what I had originally planned... But in that way, this is easily my favorite work at this point.
'Countdown'
A bit low on my priorities at the moment. It is not discontinued, it will simply be some time between chapters, as I have many better ideas I wish to work on, and due to lack of inspiration of this sort.

I'm also working some oneshots based on Fire Emblem 6. One romance/tragedy featuring Fir and Noah, a family drabble centered on Lugh and Rei, and I want to do... something with Fa and Hugh. There's also a Magical x Miracle drabble about Seraphia... And yet another Mario fanfiction featuring one of Iggy's inventions. Also, another Zelda fiction, a friendship/romance about when Anju and Kafei met for the first time... I also want to so something centered around Nook and Sable from Animal Crossing... Not only those, but there's also -- (continues to ramble on about inspiration)
If you check out any of my fanfictions, please review! I'd love to know what you think of my work. :)


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I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

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I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Born to be King by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Young genius Ludwig von Koopa has a brilliant childhood with his loving mother and crazy great-uncle in real world Vienna. However, when he is introduced to his father in Dark Land, he must come to terms with his heritage and learn many lessons that cannot be taught at university. Story cover courtesy of EdieMammon/Treacle Parcheesi
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,433 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Koopalings, Ludwig Von Koopa, Bowser, Kamek
Teenage Dream by Rickyloverkoopa reviews
Rick is an outcast in his social life. Not even his family seems to care. What will happen when the tough guy from the royal family takes intrest in him? yaoi. OCxRoy. Rated M for later content.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Roy Koopa, Koopalings
All My Koopalings by Treacle Parcheesi reviews
A princess is forced to marry the newly inaugurated King Bowser Koopa. They travel around the Mushroom World, entertain each other, accomplish many great things together, and have many children. The perfect story for you lonely housewife Toads.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,982 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Bowser, Koopalings
Alpine Bloom by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Liechtenstein visited Austria with the intention of making peace between her brother and Roderich. But now, she cannot wait to get into the Austrian's fancy pants. LiechtensteinXAustria; Liech is first for a reason. Liech's POV. Smutty later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Liechtenstein, Austria
Separated Destiny by Rickyloverkoopa reviews
a tragic story of twin brothers who were separated from birth. character death. Enjoy
Mario - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Lemmy Koopa, Iggy Koopa
Happy Time for the Koopalings by CosmicKitten89 reviews
My first M-rated Koopaling fanfic. Each chapter is a one-shot featuring a dirty private moment for one of the Koopalings. Cover art courtesy of Treacle Parcheesi.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Koopalings - Complete
Institutionalized Koopalings by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Mr. Jugem calls CPS, Bowser loses custody of the Koopalings, and they are sent to Happy Homes Children's Center. Serious stuff, but plenty of laughs!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Koopalings - Complete
The TellTale Googly Specs by CosmicKitten89 reviews
NOT a parody of "The Tell-Tale Heart", although similar themes are addressed. Ludwig's POV.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, E. Gadd - Complete
Princess Lavender's Diary: The Early Years by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Princess Daisy's precocious little cousin describes her first day of kindergarten and her enormous crush on an even more precocious Koopaling.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa
The Phantasmagoric Adventures of Ludwig by Maxazillion reviews
After four long years of war with the Mushroom Kingdom, is King Bowser finally out of the picture, and Ludwig finally has his shot at becoming king. But to rise to the top he must beat his siblings, learn some manners, and surpass the mysterious T.T.T.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa
Larry's Special Evening by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Larry has a very special evening planned for a special someone. Two one-shots, each depicting the story from a different point of view. My sister came up with this.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Larry Koopa, Iggy Koopa - Complete
If Mario Comes in Our Room and The Mario Mash by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Two song parodies in one! Iggy and Lemmy are scared of being attacked by Mario, so their sibs sing their take on "If a Monster Comes in our Room" from AaTC Meet Frankenstein. At the end, Ludwig's Mario-mashing rendition of "The Monster Mash".
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Koopalings, Mario - Complete
An Eye For An Eye by Etch Feather reviews
Bowser Jr. is now in the picture... but he can somehow seem to controll Bowser! When Jr. starts taking advantage of this to become the better sibling... and the next king of Darkland, Ludwig realises something must be done. Violence/Language.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bowser Jr., Ludwig Von Koopa
The way you look at me by Chibineptune87 reviews
Ludwig has failed to defeat the Mario Bros and Bowser is very disappointed and Junior just won't shut up about it. What will Ludwig do to get Bowser's attention to him? Set after NSMBW.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Bowser, Koopalings - Complete
Mirror Act by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Canada is sick of his brother's antics, and vents by doing a very, very good imitation of him at a World Conference, much to the delight of his tiny audience.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Canada, Sealand - Complete
Morton Loses His Voice by Walkazo reviews
The chatterbox Koopaling gets sick and has to deal with being a mute for two whole weeks.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Morton Koopa Jr., Koopalings - Complete
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Shortcut reviews
When Bowser Junior gives Luigi a piece of advice, the plumber should really know better than to listen to the little brat... A Oneshot
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Luigi, Koopalings - Complete
Countdown reviews
In three days, The Moon will fall. That amounts to Seventy-two hours. For each hour, there is a soul reflecting, wishing, crying... These are the words of the souls of seventy-two people in Termina as their end draws near.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011
You Can't Pick Your Family reviews
What is it that defines family? When you grow older and turn away from those you were once close to, do blood ties even matter? When they're forced to take on responsibilities and pressures beyond fighting Mario, can the Koopalings remain a family?
Mario - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Koopalings
Progression of Failure reviews
A collection of twenty haiku, telling the story of two plumbers fighting through the first seven of eight worlds to save a princess. Told by the oldest of son of an evil king. Rated for safety
Mario - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Koopalings - Complete