Age: 24

Gender: Male

Location: Hattiesburg Mississippi, USA.

My deviantart site--

--Plans for the future--

-Too many to count and too many to complete-

--Quotes? I fail at quotes--

"Mama Luigi? HAHAHA!!" (Mario laughing at Luigi in the Super Mario World cartoon)

"Booster, sir! There's a 70 chance that the object you're standing on is a cake..." - Snifit Mario RPG

((Pirates of the carribean))

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Jack: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Pirate: Keys... unlock... things?

Captain Ammand (about Barbossa): Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

Alex Row: Fire on the fleet.
Sophia Forrester: Which one? (From 'Last Exile' anime)

Barney: It's your pet, the freakin' head-humper! -Half Life 2

“Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!”
—Bowser, Paper Mario

You will report your full name and rank immediately... Or I will take my @# fleet and get the #&@ out of here.

-general Adam Malkovich, Metroid Comic

((Firefly, tv series))

Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

Mal: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful." (he smiles at her, never stopping working) "Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."

Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

Harrow: "You didn't have to wound the man."

Mal: "Yeah, I know, it was just funny."

Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?"

Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir."

Mal: "Ain't we just!"

MY OWN QUOTES!! :D

"You must be rich in in order to be considered eccentric, for the poor are merely looked upon as crazy. I, therefore, need a lot of cash."

This is to be sung to a common lyrical melody "Yo ho, Yo ho, A pirate for pizza! Yo ho, Yo ho, A pirate pizza for me! yooooo ho! yooooo ho! Yooooo ho ho hoooo, hohoho, ho! Yo ho, Yo ho, A pirate for pizza! Yo ho, Yo ho, A pirate pizza for me!"

"Don't you touch meh ego!!" reffering to the ego of ones' mind, not an edible Eggo

I'll add more as I think of'em! Not like quotes make a man's profile... or do they? O_O