Ugh, Profiles. Oh, the horror...

Huh, okay, about me. Unfortunately I am not very used to speaking of myself due in most part to the fact that I have a bloody amazing family that over-shadows me every chance they get.

Such things are not entirely their fault. I have a brother who is a Veela and a sister who is a Veela and betwixt the two of them there is very little room left for me. And what room there is is taken up by another sister who is an angel, one who is a devil and a fourth who screams all the time and is therefore probably a banshee. My other brother cannot physically be parted from his computer without dying, so I have surmised that he is a robot.

And my mother is a psychic. Not in the sense that she gazes into crystal balls and asks people to pay her for her knowledge, but in the sense that she predicted the day of my death many years ago. It was mostly wishful thinking on her part as I did not die. I smacked my head into a swing-set and was rushed to hospital to be sewn up. Because I'm classy like that.

Please feel free to put any of my terrible stories down to that tragic near-fatal head trauma. The good stuff is all me ;)