I am Saint Ethan, the most badass-freakin' fan fiction writer in the entire cosmos!

My vocabulary spans a million dictionaries! I am basically awesome!!! My stories are computer generated!! Oh... wait... Y-you weren't supposed to hear that last bit...

Well, I've been a fan of FanFiction.net for a while, and I'm good at writing so... I've decided to make one.

Wow, this is hard.

"You can't make anything idiot- proof. They'll just make better idiots." OH! I love reading, drawing, manga, DRAWING manga, biking, gaming, writing, chatting, and hanging with my friends. Runescape user: Beckondorf. Best friend: Chris K.

I'm gonna start posting chapters from a Runescape-based fiction book that I'm hoping to publish one day, once I get past the first chapter.

I get inspiration from other writers and from Punk songs, so I use a huge mix of styles.

Quotes I Take Too Literally

"You don't need a reason to help people." - Zidane Tribal; Final Fantasy IX.

"I'm only living while I'm in battle. So I have to find my own reason to fight. I have to pass on what's been handed down to me." - Big Boss; Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops.

"Just believe in yourself, not in the you that believes in me, not the me that believes in you. Believe in the you that believes in yourself." - Kamina; Gurren Lagann.

"The key to strategy is not to pick a path to victory; but to ensure that all paths lead to A victory." - David Xanatos in a nutshell.

"I don't give a damn about titles or power. I just want to be number one." - Travis Touchdown; No More Heroes.

"Some people say not to be an idiot. I say to do the things ONLY an idiot couuld do." - Myself!

"I'm an Overlord, you idiot! I'm SUPPOSED to do these things!" -DarkPeony; a fanfiction writer

"You are smart. You just don't show it." -I forget.

"You can't make anything idiot proof; They'll just make better idiots." -Douglas Adams; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.