You really shouldn't be on this page.

No, seriously.

I mean, shouldn't you be spending this time looking at someone else's page or reading a much better fanfic?

If you haven't left yet...congratulations! ~throws confetti in the air~

Now, you're probably wondering why I told you to get off this page.

Truth is, I myself don't know.

I suppose it could be that I'm kind of lazy, and may not update often.

I could possibly get writer's block.

Or I could just be like, "Screw you all!" and not upload any stories at all.

...Yeah, probably that last one.

Anyways, there's not much to know about me seeing as I don't have a very interesting life.

Just call me by my penname, (shown above) or Vine, Velsi, Vin, Vels, Vinny, Vi, Verizon, whatever.

Maybe, if on a whim, I may actually tell you my real name, someday.

And now, some random things about me!

~Insert music here~

- I consider my friends and family to be very important, and feel very lucky that I'm able to have such special people in my life. (Whether they realize it or not)

Eh, I'll do the rest later...

Fun Quotes - Made for your personal enjoyment!

Okay, not really.

"Life sucks, and then you die." -Janine

"Women are succubi that will take all you have." - Tara

"Wait...there's three holes?!" - Me

"Don't look at me with that freaky smiley emoticon." - Me

"We should all die." - Lexy

"Well we started off as friends, who knows when I became a ghost." - Josh

"Is that a sheep on fire?" - Me
"Velsi, that's a tree." - Catherine

"Before you have children, what's the number one thing you need to know?" - Me
"Don't smoke crack." - Purab
"Are. You. Ready." - Armaan

~Fun~Chain~Messages~

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat!)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!