Memories are supposed to be the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose But I have memories I do not love, I do want to lose and forget, and I pray I never become that

To the one who loves art for its own sake it is frequently in its least important and lowliest manifestations that the keenest pleasure is to be derived

Chance has put in our way a most singular and whimsical problem and its solution is its own reward

Never lie steal cheat or drink. But if you must lie-lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal-steal away from bad company. If you must cheat-cheat death. If you must drink-drink in the moments that take your breath away

When written in Chinese the word 'crisis' is made up of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity

Eehehehe, found this recently: 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

Hello people whoever you may be... whether you have accidentally stumbled upon this or if you are a friend... welcome

About my stories...

There isn't actually anything here yet as I haven't actually published anything on fanfic yet. I would say that this is the commencement of my attempts at writing fanfiction, but I'm not entirely sure how long it will take for me to get something up, I may continue as I have so far. In the mean time I write original stuff-stories, music (sheet and lyrics) and poems.

However, I would highly recommend an author on fictionpress.net (fanfic's sister site for original work). Her pen name is The Indifferent Voice Of Youth. I would also recommend that you read falcondream90 's works on here...especially the AR/AF crossover!!

So yeah, as you can already tell I'm sort of an artsy freak, I love drama, art, writing and music. I am a writer, an artist, a musician and a composer. The only one I am not actually involved in is drama which I've always wanted to...somehow never happened unfortunately, still, I love watching it.

I came across this on fanfic and was completely and utterly stunned. You see I love reading. I sometimes read constantly and sometimes don't have time and will rarely read for however long, but nonetheless, I love reading. Therefore...Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

My friends will attest to the fact that I am crazy

Surreal is not when you are so drunk that you are half awake, slumped over a chair or on the floor with a vodka bottle in your hand, that's just not classy. Surreal is when you read or watch or experience something and you emerge and you think and see everything differently because your grasp on reality has been altered!

I am very changeable

Today I made a discovery. Oy! is a very funny word. Think about it. Nobody can hear it and not smile a little. Poodle is another funny word. The dog is funny, the word is also funny. Put them together and you have an extremely entertaining sentence. Oy with the poodles already!
Anyone get it??

I alternate between quiet and loud

Bookshelves have attacked me (some of you will know what I'm talking about, for those that don't: I promise you I had a book shelf attack me)

I alternate between ridiculously clumsy and occasionally graceful (graceful is according to some of my friends, however there is no reason for you to believe them, really)

I love mysteries, fantasy, horror, adventure...most things

I like cheese

Catharsis and Pathos

Oeuvre is an awesome word (the collective works of a writer, composer or artist)

So is spanghew (to throw a frog out a window)

Gilmore Girls is awesome-so sad that it's over--if you're interested detailed fanfics continue the series at www. virtualgilmore.squarepins. com (without spaces)

I like cherries

Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, sugar, caffeine and fat

I do not have a sweet tooth, I have sweet teeth (according to H :p)

I quote a lot of things

I love to read

I know bits and pieces of a lot of languages but the most would be German, Japanese, Chinese, Spanish, Italian and French

And English

Obviously

My first word was duck, I have no idea why

One example of my friends freakish weirdness is when Rochelle was dreaming and sleep talking: "If the Quantum Theory states cows are like jigsaws, who's to say I cannot dance the Tango with a catfish?"

I love Adam Hills-he is very funny

My internet has a death wish

I am, occasionally, completely pedantic

I love manga and anime

I am a frequent procrastinator. May procrastinators unite! (Tomorrow)

I am completely accident/sick prone, believe me if you need any details feel free to ask

I love gelato

I have a big, shiny mac and it's my pride and joy

I am a literature/literate perfectionist

The longest word most people can think of is antidisestablishmentarianism (28 letters)

The longest word in the english language is pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (44 letters)

I love watermelon

I love most animals

So, are you trying to avoid talking about that conversation from earlier?

Me: Hey! I was living very peacefully in the suburb of procrastination, very close to the metropolis of denial

I would classify it as either too smelly, too runny, too thick or just right. The Goldilocks classification system always did work for me

(part of a random conversation I overheard)

Boy 1: Hey, what's a period?

Boy 2: Uh...it's this thing that girls get every--

Boy 1: I meant the math concept.

Me: You have the dignity of a four year old

Alex: Who needs dignity when you have chocolate?

Mum: Remember, take only what you absolutely need. We can come back tomorrow for the other things.

: Woman, if you don't consider my music a necessity what do you consider a necessity, exactly?

Mum: I consider food a necessity. Remind me to grab the vodka before we leave, would you?

: And you think that I should get a shrink.

To m parents:

Me: you want me to be a safe driver, right? And safe driving comes from experience, right? And how can I get experience if you don't let me drive, right?

I walked out of the shop, and I saw the parking meter guy writing a ticket. I walked up and said, "Dude! I was in there for three minutes!" but he continued to write the ticket. I then called him a rude name, in which he glared at me and then wrote another ticket and then placed it on the car. This went on for about 20 minutes. I didn't care. My car was around the corner...

Just another exam, just another day, another dance, another step

I've got this pile of work waiting for me that is the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock. I swear it grows when I'm not there and soon it's going to sport glasses and act as my oracle."

To nab is to steal, right? And banks are supposed to keep your money safe, right? So why is there a NAB bank (Australian)

Quotes and semantics:

It is the chief proof of ones real greatness lies in your perception of your own smallness (Jean Paul)-this argues a power if comparison and of appreciation which is in itself a proof of nobility

Darwin says about music: He claims that the power of producing it and appreciating it existed among the human race long before the power of speech was arrived at. -Perhaps that is why we are so subtly influenced by it. There are vague memories in our souls of those misty centuries when the world was in its childhood. This is a rather broad idea, however, one's ideas must be as broad as nature if they are to interpret nature

Summary of a fanfic found about Hamlet, not mine: The comedie of Hamlet and the Court of Denmark in Purgatory. Did you think the adventure's of Hamlet's cast were over because they died? They're not. Ophelia's not sane yet, Polonius is still a berk, and Hamlet has lots to do, says a Catholic schoolgirl

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

From a fanfic here, but I can't remember who the author is: 51 things Emmett must remember (or else): it is illegal to set walmart on fire. And 'but, fire's so pretty' is not an excuse for setting aforementioned fire

Same author as above: Aro Volturi is not allowed to:

-Proclaim himself to be Voldemort...

-And then challenge Emmett (who, coincidentally, is NOT Harry Potter) to a duel with wands

Winnie the Pooh: If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you

People are apprehensive when they meet me. They think I'm going to eat them, But underneath it all, I'm quite shy

Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away

For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven

Find a guy who calls you back when you hang up on him

We adore chaos because we love to produce order

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, advertisers designed and dry cleaners depressed?

Dr. Seuss: Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

Santa Claus has the right idea. With most people, visit them only once a year

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot

Here's a thought, if something is the opposite of impeccable, does that make it peccable? Peccable. Is that even a word?

Indifference is a sort of living oblivion

Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, one will lift up his companion. But woe to him who is alone when he falls for he has no one to help him up.

Six hours later I hadn't written a thing. But I had won 7 out of 245 games of solitaire

And finally, even though they are over used and cheesy by this point (not that I have a problem with that, I like cheese)

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have a best friend who’s so weird, they even freak you out sometimes, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile

If you've ever seen a movie or TV program/episode so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile

If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers will try, does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this onto your profile