Hey everyone i'm Scottish. Oh yeah i am completly mental LOL

So a little more about me...maybe thats not da best idea well i'll give yhoo sume info

AGE:Too young for enybody over 15

and that's all your getting! LOL naw only JKing here is some more

I just happen to have a slight obession with Twilight and Edward Cullen really brings alot out of a gurl you know.

I'm ginger with blue eyes it's strange i know just dont even crack the ginger jokes i get them at school and then they jist get decked go me. I'm a tennsy bit violent but only in self defense and i have also been labeled as funny WOO HOO. I Love Irn Bru LOL

oh if you need smart remarks i've got them all anyway luv ya ma little mates

Ideas for Rent

So i have some ideas that anyone can steal coz i don't want to write them i'm more of a reader so here we go

Sonny With A Chance

I am surprised that no one has done anything really exciting for this.

I Can't Beleive it: A SWAC/Twilight crossover

1 year ago Sonny Munroe went missing after the death of her mother Connie. A year later So Random and Mackenzie Falls are still running but everyone misses Sonny so much. The star grades are falling so Mr Condor orders everyone to a school in Alaska away from any crowds and to a small school and they can't come bak till their grades are up. When the shows get to the school they came across a very large beautiful family. main plot over, twists will be in the story contact me and i will give you more details.

Princess Protection

Sonny Munroe isn't Sonny Munroe shes a princess. I haven't had much thought but you can make it up.

Harry Potter(MWPP Era)

Fame

At Hogwarts Lily is Samatha Smith with a different look(You can make that bit up) Outside shes LILY EVANS a famous singer/actress.

There we go i will have more but thats it for now stay tuned

R.I.P to sixth year pupil who lost her life in a bus crash goin to alton towers with the school

rest in peace Natasha

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you want others to believe in God.

5 words to those who aren't christian...What are you waiting for?

One time there was a man. He was a very old christian man and had lived to be 102 before dying. He went up to heaven and met God. "Hello," said God. "Welcome to heaven." "Good to be here and talking with you, my LORD," Said the man. God showed him to his new house, and the man went in.

A few days later, the man had a question to ask God and someone else. "Umm, God?" The man said one day. "I have a question I want to ask you and the devil." "I can arrange that," said God. So God found a deserted place in the middle of nowhere where the man and the devil could talk. "Hello, Satan," Said the man. "Hello, foolish christian. What can I do for you?" Asked the devil. "What was my first sin?" Asked the man. "Oh I remember it like it was yesterday! You didn't eat all of your food when your mother told you to." "O.k, thank you very much." Then the man disappeared before the devils eyes.

Back in heaven, the man asked God the same question.

The response?

"I don't remember," Answered God. (Love this story)

My fave programmes of all time Life on mars and it's seqeul ashes to ashes, my fave character in it Gene Hunt! here ar some of his best lines i dont own any of them BTW

These quotes are from the British version as the american wan is actually the most pointless thing on this earth!!!!! GOOD OLD BRITISH COMEDY GOLD!

DCI Gene Hunt: Blimey, if that skirt was hitched any higher I could see what you had for breakfast.

DCI Gene Hunt: [has just saved a dazed Alex from getting run over by a police car] Are you crazy? Do you have any idea how much paperwork there is for suicides?

DCI Gene Hunt: Fire up the Quattro

Gene: Juries love all that. Makes 'em feel like Columbo

Sam Tyler: I want to talk to his family, his friends, and his workmates. I want to find out if there was another motive.
Gene: You do that, Sherlock, and if that doesn't work, try the butler

[as Sam and Gene are watching football fans walking past, they notice DS Ray Carling is among them]
Sam Tyler: Hang on, I thought he had flu.
Gene: Sergeant!
[Ray starts running]
Gene: Come back here, you skiving little git!

[Gene and Sam need to get a pub landlord out of the way so that they can go undercover]
Gene: Ray! Go and arrest the landlord of the Trafford Arms
Ray Carling: What for?
Gene: Think of something on the way.
[later]
Gene: In a bizarre twist of fate the landlord was arrested this afternoon... on suspicion of Cattle Rustling
Ray Carling: [Ray takes a bow and receives a round of applause]

Gene Hunt: [Carnegie pulls a gun, Gene knocks him down with the Quattro] Carnegie, you've just been Quattroed!

Gene Hunt: [to another police officer examining blood on the floor] Oi! Hairy Mary, shift yourself you're in the way.
Sam Tyler: Let him do his job.

Gene Hunt: Is my name 'Coco'?
Sam Tyler: What?
Gene Hunt: Why are you trying to make me look like a clown? Litton's gonna have a field day when he finds out you left four untraceable shooters out there

Gene Hunt: Do i look like toast? Well stop buttering me up then!

Chris Skelton: I wonder what killed him?
Gene Hunt: That'll be the bloody enormous hole in his chest where the bullet went in!

[looking at a body]
Annie Cartwright: Boss? There's a viscous yellow liquid in his ear.
Gene Hunt: No, that's a drip from my fried egg butty, love. Well done, Miss Marple. That's why we need women detectives

Gene: You great... soft... sissy... girlie... nancy... French... bender... Man United supporting POOF!

Gene: You said he was dead!
Ray Carling: Well, he wasn't moving.
Gene: Chris doesn't move, but he's not dead!

Gene: I think she's as fake as a tranny's fanny.

Gene: Drugs eh? What's the point. They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren't there. My old grandma got all of that for free when she had a stroke.

Gene: [to a handful of kids, staring at his car] Anything happens to this motor, I'll come 'round your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it? Good kids

Gene: They reckon you've got concussion - but personally, I couldn't give a tart's furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don't *ever* waltz into my kingdom playing king of the jungle.
Sam Tyler: Who the hell are you?
Gene: I'm Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it's 1973. Nearly dinner time. I'm 'aving hoops

Sam Tyler: Why are we running?
Gene: Coz they're chasing us

LOL!!! Remember these aren't mine i do not take credit for them! PEACE!

Okay starting from now i am in love with Seth Clearwater and OC stories because i think he needs that special girl

heyy if paul can get one so can Seth.

I have read some really good ones but then they end up being stupid at the end and waste it but there are some i'm reading just now and it's pulling together really well i also have some ideas under ideas for rent because i have all these ideas and i publish them and then i just don't go back to them so i put them up for rent for enybody cos i'm a nice person... well that's it PEACE.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: Sooooooooo damn funny!!!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad. Here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.