Or: "Five Times Law Got Into A Figurative Dick-Measuring Contest Over Nami." Basically just some humorous one-shots of our favorite creepy doctor getting jealous over his totally-not-girlfriend/ally with benefits Nami.

When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.

The ninja nations are at war, but Sakura Haruno finds herself in a unique position to end hostilities when Gaara Sabaku takes her prisoner. But no-one says no to him and lives and he wants more from her than she's willing to give. AU canon world. GaaSaku.

Law thinks Nami's the only one with sense, distrusting The Surgeon of Death as she does. In a blink he could steal her away from her captain and crew and do any number of wicked things to the helpless navigator. Her defiance only serves to make the thought more enticing. She's playing a dangerous game, and so is he. Good thing Straw Hat Luffy isn't as oblivious as he appears.

A silly collection of one shots involving a certain Cat Burglar and Surgeon of Death causing all sorts of trouble in the New World together. Punk Hazard, Dressrosa, Zou and onward towards Wano! Beware of spoilers! DOUBLE CHAPTER UPDATE Y'ALL: Ch 10: Garchu, Traffy-Kun!(Carrot is in this one!) & Ch 11 Conversations with God! (Usopp is in this one! Duh lol)

"You're right." Raven forced a small smile to her face as she leaned against the wall. "I've made a choice. I don't have to move, but I've decided to." She sighed, leaning against the kitchen counter, "I can't stay here anymore."

He didn't know that she liked him. The signs were there. There were so many clues, but for some reason he didn't respond to them. He didn't realize that he liked her too until a Titan East member seemed to get close to her. Even closer than they were. Now he has to win her back before he loses her for good.

Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, canon-divergent, Sakura-centric.

Wasn't it supposed to be the girl who develops feelings and ruins everything? Beast Boy's walking along a fine line, and he's never really had the best balance. BBRae

After dealing with Shin and his clones, Sasuke, Sakura, and Sarada finally return home to catch up and have a nice family dinner. (Takes place at the end of Gaiden, before and during the dinner scene.) (Slight humor, but barely.)

Sasuke is not pleased to find that, as per usual, he and those attached to him are the centre of village gossip. Worse yet, he is sure Sarada can hear everything they are saying. But they have it all wrong. Sakura's strength was just one of the many qualities that made her his ideal life partner. SasuxSaku oneshot!

In an act of desperation, Sakura seeks a chakra infusion from Naruto. She quickly becomes addicted to it and will begin to do anything to get him to give her more. Rated M for theme's of drug addiction, and Sexual content.

Sure, Raven can run from her problems, but how will she ever completely avoid them if he keeps running after her?

She was a dove in chains. Hidden away in a tower and left to rot, without hope or dreams of salvation. She didn't mind however, because she'd rather be his prisoner than his loyal subject. SasuSaku, Dark.

"His kiss felt familiar, like they'd done this before; but it had to be a dream because she couldn't imagine Zoro ever taking the initiative to cross the unspoken boundaries between them." When Nami's dreams start to get a little too real, the crew begins to wonder if they're actually dreams at all. ZoNa fluff! M for violence, language and adult situations. Cover art by Prinzack!

She'd promised to make him happy; she'd promised to do anything for him; she'd promised to always be with him. He refused to let her go back on her words...even if she no longer remembered them.

"My price, for saving Naruto, is you, Sakura."

Years of sabotaging one another's dates and dancing around feelings have led Kenny and Kyle to fall into states of pitiable loneliness. Living under the same roof sure doesn't help the situation, but some vodka might.

Raven's communicator is broken during a fight, so she calls Changeling for backup another way. What happens when something gets added-or discovered- in translation? BB/Rae, mild Rob/Star, eventual Cy/? (no OC). Rated M because it deserves it.

Doflamingo has been defeated but has he gone for good? The disgraced Shichibukai vows to take revenge against the Strawhats and Law. In the fallout Nami and Law find out they have more in common than they ever thought possible but will they survive to see where it leads? Canon-verse set after Dressrosa Arc. LawxNami, one sided DoffyxNami and minor SanjixNami. Rated M

"You left. You betrayed us. You left Konoha to burn. What makes you think I should trust anything you say?" Her words were challenging. His reply was soft. "You don't have a choice." AU

(Bad Boy Billionaires AU) There was a lot that Raven had expected when she was hired to one of the nicest townhouses in one of the most affluent neighborhoods in the city. What she had not expected, however, were two intensely attractive young men who stared at her as if she were an interesting little treat. She had not expected that at all.

When they are left alone in the wilderness, the Beast rides the raw edge of Beast Boy's sanity hard. Try as he might to fight him, he can't hold off his desires for long. But, without question, Raven gives herself to him wholeheartedly and without remorse. She gives him more than consent, she gives him her soul.

New one-shot dump!

Sometimes it only takes one action to push you in the right direction.

(AU) Raven's friends think that the best way for her to celebrate her birthday is to hire her the best escort they can find to service all of Raven's needs. But things become infinitely more complicated when her escort (Garfield Logan) starts to fall for her, and the other escorts at the agency start to notice. For them love is just a commodity that can be bought and sold... right?

When Uchiha Sasuke asked Haruno Sakura to be his wife, she thought she couldn't be happier. That was, until she realized that there was someone else, someone she'd never dreamed about being with in a million years, someone who could truly make her happy.

Months after the events of Dressrosa, the New World sinks into Chaos. The Straw Hats have managed to find themselves separated again, and Nami has to find a way to survive on her own and find her crew. At least she knows there's a lifeline out there to help her. She just needs to find him first. Be advised: Rating has gone up for Chapter 9!

A fight with Adonis forces Beast Boy to fully confront his primal nature and the beast living inside him. This encounter is not by chance, and the beast pursues Raven, claiming she is his mate. But Beast Boy and his beast are not the only ones fighting for Raven. Adonis will not let her go either, and he will stop at nothing to make sure Beast Boy loses. Primeval rewrite.

The desire inside of Beast Boy begins as a delicate flame; practically harmless, and minuscule in strength. As the lust grows stronger, so does his impatience, as well as the ever-growing persistence of the Beast. Will he be able to contain his inner demons?

Trafalgar Law's denden mushi starts ringing late one night, with a call from his frustrated woman, Nami. (Set after my other fic' More Than Just An Alliance). Rated M for a reason!

The beast has branded Raven for its mate, but she refuses to believe that he can claim her. Can Beast Boy convince her that she is the one to satiate him? Or will reason rule over love?

Set just after Dressrosa (may contain spoilers for anyone who isn't completely up to date). Trafalgar Law is a slightly changed man after achieving his revenge for Corazon. Law must now learn to live for himself, and learn how to deal with his alliance to the Strawhat crew, and their navigator. This is definitely a mature fic'. Rated M for a good reason!

After a frustrating argument, Law and Nami wake up to find themselves trapped on an eerie island with the rest of the crew nowhere in sight. Their first order of business is to find their friends; but the situation they've stumbled into is far more dark and complicated than they ever could have imagined. Rated M for LawNa, language, and graphic violence.

Because with these two, you never really know what you're gonna get. Law x Nami oneshot and headcanon dumps. AU.

A quick, dumb one-shot of Nami trying to do Law a small favor. Fluffy and a little nonsensical. My first fic! hehehh. LaNa LawxNami (subtle right now but maybe I'll continue and make it more overt )

Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.

Sequel to 'THE FEELING IS MUTUAL, NAMI-YA'. Don't read this if you haven't read it. After parting with his lover for one month, Law suddenly got a terrible call from the Straw Hats regarding about Nami, his lover. Sad news waves in his brains, instantly. LAW X NAMI..

Adonis reappears in Jump City and plans to raise a pack of Beasts with him the alpha. Beast Boy's darker side, the beast, returns and with the Beast comes new abilities previously unknown. Raven and Beast Boy's relationship is pushed to new heights as Beast Boy's new abilities revolve around Raven.

Sasuke realizes he's twisted, wanting something he can't have. Maybe this is all part of his punishment. He never felt this way until he was forced to take care of her. SasuSaku

Something so small happened during Sasuke's curse mark transition, and now he won't let Sakura out of his sight. She can only watch hopelessly as he merges with his dark form into someone unrecognizable, not sure if she likes it or not. SasuSaku

Sakura captured by Sound Ninja is forced by Orochimaru to become a vessel to produce Uchiha heirs. Things are rarely ever simple when the name of the great Uchiha are ever involved! The person who rescues her was the last person she thought. Set just before the start of Shippuden. SasXSak & Ita/Sak. Rape. Dark.

Who will break whom? "BB, when you deprive something, it starves," she all but whispered. "So then, when you give it a taste, it becomes ravenous."

A collection of one shots based on 100 different words. I don't own One Piece.

Aqualad has been enchanted with Raven since meeting her.

"She started to back away assuming he was only toying with her but a strong arm suddenly encircled her waist and his other hand moved to tangle in her hair before his mouth covered hers in a dominating kiss." Sanji's plan to lure Nami underneath the mistletoe backfires when Zoro ends up standing there instead. Oneshot rated M for language, ZoNa and background Frobin fluff.

"One week was all it had taken to change everything she thought she knew about their swordsman. One week was all it had taken to realize that she was in love with him." Separated from their crew, Nami and Zoro have become the targets of a psychotic witch. Together they must fight Witch Island to return to their friends, and discover so much more. ZoNa. Complete!

One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.

Nami finds herself rescued from certain death by the Heart Pirates, or, more importantly, their captain, Trafalgar Law. While searching for her missing crew and hiding from her devilish attacker, the pair quickly begin to bond. The challenges they face from her psychotic pursuer will either help or hurt their developing relationship. Rated M for adult content and violence.

Cartman always gets what he wants. But this time...this time somebody else has gotten their hands on what should be his. Style and one-sided Kyman.

"I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit and my palms are getting wet." Dark BB/Rae. Request written for Hairul The Nightrage Beast.

If all else failed, she decided that Denial was going to become her best friend. Law x Nami

On a strangely boring day on the Thousand Sunny, Sanji decides to find out who his favorite navigator missed most during their time apart. ZoNa: mostly friendship, slight hint at romance near the end.

Through a turn of awkward events Sakura starts to see a new side of the teacher she never really paid much attention to before, and that teacher suffers similarly. A story about a forbidden relationship and the many obstacles in their way. First Story!

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

Stan knows that hitting the bottom of his beer doesn't make the pain go away completely. But it dulls him enough that seeing Kenny and Kyle together doesn't completely kill him, it just shows him the truth. T for language.

Bumble Bee begs Raven to switch places with her for just a few weeks. Against her better judgment, Raven agrees. But two weeks is an awfully long time to be next to a handsome, Atlantean prince. Especially when Bee planted a poisonous seed of attraction.

"Need something, Miss?"

Kenny is fantasizing about getting a hold of Kyle. He just needs to learn to keep those dreams a little less obvious. M for a reason.

Every hero is human. Deep down, every human is flawed. Five Titans and their seven deadly sins.

Team Seven decides that when it comes to Sakura's heart...All's Fair in Love and War. Sakura x Team Seven & Sai

Sometimes fantasy is enough. KakaSaku

Because love can be blind, but according to Luffy, Nami's too stupid to see that. Maybe he's right. Post Time-skip. Lu/Na. Lemon.

After a heated, jealous argument - Akihiko makes a huge mistake, which could cost him his relationship with Misaki. One-Shot. LEMON at the end.

Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

18 only. Itachi shows the true darkness in his heart and the lengths he is willing to go to to make Sasuke hate him. He rapes Sakura right before Sasuke's eyes, but the cruelest part is not that he did it, but in how he did it. SasuSakuIta SasuXSakuXIta

Itachi/Sakura. Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. Sasuke hated it when Sakura wasn’t the way she always was: single and in love with him. And it wasn’t like she had a boyfriend, either. No—she had a fiancé. And his name was Uchiha Itachi. REVISED: 07-31-09.

Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:

He knows I watch him. He revels in it. Yaoi. HisagixKira. Hisagi's POV.

Sakura has an addiction that she doesn't want to get rid of. SakuSasu. Slight KakaSaku & SakuIta

Sacrifice is a very strange thing. It defies logic, and survival of the fittest, and every man for himself. It is complete; it is the quintessence of purity; and it is the hardest thing in the world to do. StanxKyle

Rumor has it Hisagi and Kira are together. HisagixKira. Itty bitty bit of RenjixKira.

Afer one wild, drunken night some things are better left to the unknown. CRACK. XD HisagixKira, IkkakuKira, IbaKira, Kenpachi.

Everybody wants a piece of Kira's...cooking. HisagixKira

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

Everyone knows about Hisagi and Kira... HisagiKira

Where one question leads to a thousand answers.

Nar/Sak/Kyu One-shot Lemon. After a tiring battle in demon form, it was then Naruto realised that he didn't change back! Now, along with newly formed fox instincts, he goes off in search of the girl that he loves, to mate with. Whether he wants to or not.

[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.

rewritten OOCness: Sasuke's only reason in following Sakura is for her protection because she has been getting a lot of attention from boys. It's not like he cares and it's not like he's jealous. Nope. So what if he wants to bash any guy's skull in who comes near her?