The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.

Sasuke couldn't believe that Naruto had betrayed him. But he would make him pay... divorce was just the beginning. If there is one thing an Uchiha knows, it's how to utterly destroy someone. And he would ignore the little twinges of guilt, because he knew he was right. Wasn't he? NaruSasu, SasuNaru AU

There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!

Hogwarts needs a new class in their curriculum, and Dumbledore chooses nothing other than Alchemy. But After getting Edward Elric as a teacher, the school is in for a couple of surprises. Can Edward handle his students and another killer on the loose? Multiple years. please review (sequel is released!)

Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)

Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)

Something happened to Naruto on his seventh birthday that was so bad it broke him. The Sandaime Hokage had to put him in confinement for the safety of the village. But five years later, things come to light and Hiruzen wonders if he made a mistake. Slightly insane/not evil Naruto. WARNING, this fic is being rewritten and will no longer be updated, see story list for new vertio

An undercover mission has Roy's team playing house. With Ed in school and Roy acting father, as things become tricky, Ed struggles under pressure and bullying, while Roy comes to realize that his parental role might be real. [ParentalRoyEd].

Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.

Winry's newest customer is in for a surprise when he meets Ed.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic

Later, Sasuke would realize just how much Naruto had done for him. This epiphany came, of course, after he'd betrayed the detective and destroyed his trust. Now, earning back that trust just might kill them both. NaruSasu Giftfic for Ivvymoon.

Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU

Ginny Weasley has been married to Draco Malfoy for two years. Not by choice of course. This story follows them through the life that they have together.. Dark, with a lot of adult things..

-"What in Merlin's name were you three doing!" "Promoting inter-house unity, Professor." "Yes, thank you, Miss Weasley, we can all see that. And how exactly did this lead to Mr. Malfoy's and Mr. Zabini's tongues being down your throat?" Oneshot. DGB smut.

NC-17. Yaoi. Havoc x Ed. “It's ok, boss,” Havoc said. “I think good is different for everyone because we're all different, right? It can't be the same for everybody. You make your own good, ok?”

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Naruto is exposed to the Kyuubi at a young age, causing him to go insane. However, having an insane side with the skills of a Jounin might not be so bad after all.

COMPLETE. In her 4th year, Ginny used a drunk Draco for revenge against her ex. What she didn't know was that she would lose her virginity that night and be the only one to remember it. Now its 2 years later. DG RHr HOc

{COMPLETE} After Ginny does Ron a 'favor', it all goes wrong. Or does it? Strange things are beginning at Hogwarts, and by the time it's all finished, no one will be the same. Draco x Ginny x Blaise; Draco x Ginny; Draco x Blaise; Blaise x Ginny

In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]