Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.

Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.

Malfoy had no idea that joining S.P.E.W. would result in such large doses of sexual tension...

AU Marauder Era Times are dark and growing darker, but the antics and drama of Lily, James and friends provide a beam of light and hope. Join them on their journey through Hogwarts 7th yr and beyond as they learn about what it is to love laugh and lose

Anna De'lore is quick witted, has a very sharp tongue and is every thing Draco Malfoy hates, oh and not to mention she's also a Gryffindor. Can the two of them ever get along? AU

Lily Evans has always detested the very sight of James Potter & up until fifth year James thought he felt the same way. But circumstances arise that begin to make James look twice at his so-called enemy… & now he can’t seem to get her out of his mind

Hermione Granger is in a very, very bad mood, and it is all Draco Malfoy's fault. DMHG

You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.

NEW SUMMARY. Living with the enemy is one thing, but when your friends are trying to get you to sleep with them, that is out of the question. Post Hogwarts. DMHG and BZGW.

UPDATED 4 YEARS LATER! !In 'Care of Magical Creatures' class, Draco pulls a trick on Hermione, resulting in them being sprayed with an infectious liquid, AND 3 months in Quarantine together!

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Persuasion. Cameron already has more than she can handle: no job out of college, a family that hates her, apart from one needy younger sister. And now, an exfiancé with a bestselling novel and a grudge. Maybe its karma. Or maybe its a 2nd chance

Aletta Darling was looking forward to her seventh year at Hogwarts - she was going to be Head Girl and, "Live up the fruits of her labor." Too bad McGonagal found out she doesn't know how to use a broom. Wood/OC

Hermione is in her 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But this year nothing is going right! First there’s the mysterious flowers that keep appearing, the bludger that could have killed her, and then the letter arrives. Can Hermione su

“When are your kids coming to Hogwarts, Draco?” “Pardon?” “Your kids? You know, yours and Hermione’s kids? When are they coming?” “WHAT?" Draco, head boy, has an interesting conversation with a first year about the head girl. Prequel to 'No Comment'. HGDM

“Are you blind, Granger? How much more obvious do I have to get? I watch you all the time, and I kissed you good morning!” “So what, Malfoy?” “I BLOODY WELL FANCY YOU, THAT’S WHAT!” Hermione and Draco dialogue, Christmas of their seventh year. One-shot.

NO LONGER ON HIATUS BUT WILL TAKE TIME. Draco gets a gift from his father. It's not a new broomstick but something else. It's a beautiful, bloody and reluctant girl, who's there against her own will. How will Draco act?

post DH but not epilogue compliant. Hermione is a talented lawyer but her patience will be put to the test when she becomes the Malfoys' family lawyer. Will she find love amongst the insane antics of the Malfoys or will she go crazy herself?

She had stood up from the bed and started toward me as I ranted. There was something very predatory about her gait. And it was damn sexy.' Drabble. Dramione. Please R&R.

Draco unexpectedly has to spend the summer at The Burrow, and yup, if you leave the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Draco all under one roof, chaos is bound to happen! But could it be... a romance too? Find out what happens! There's a twist too. DMHG. DONE!

James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete

Summer, perturbed by an English assignment "10 Things I Like About You ", has escaped outside to think. Freddy joins her and offers to listen. They end up revealing their lists about each other to each other. One-shot

Lily and James have been writing to each other with fake names ever since fourth year.They made a promise not to meet till sixth year...why haven't they even ran into each other at Hogwarts?Oh but they have and they hate each other!AUish!

Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!

Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."

“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.

Oneshot. After a stressful day, being chased around Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy goes after what he wants... Hermione Granger.

Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.

PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.

It all starts at a school dance when someone breaks into song! Now students throughout Hogwarts show off their mysterious singing and dancing talents as they are oddly compelled to sing Muggle songs. Random parody WITH A PLOT. R&R.

Hermione has had enough of suspecting her boyfriend Ron of cheating and takes matters into her own hands, or gives it into the hands of her enemy. DHr

Nia's just your ordinary orphan except that she's heiress to a dukedom. Exiled from the dukedom and made to stay with a batty professor, she enters a Trunk, and emerges to Narnia, where a great destiny awaits her... If she survives. PeterOC

Draco stumbles into Hermione's tampon stash and is completely oblivious as to what they are. A short, lighthearted piece that goes to show that even married couples, despite vows to do otherwise, keep secrets from each other. Oneshot.

ON HIATUS! The Muggle Studies teacher decides to teach his students how to work a video camera, and Dumbledore holds a karaoke contest to give them material to film. It's a night of songs, dances, mayhem, and extreme randomness. I own none of these songs.

Some drinking, a visit from an old friend and a deck of cards… what more do you need?

This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!

.Complete. So. Here I am. The new girl. I am proud to say that I've managed to make a few friends, despite my—how do I say it?—less endearing qualities. Now if only this certain Black will just leave me alone, then my life will be just dandy.

When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.

A modernized version of Emma. Takes place in college. Becka has a problem with always trying to run everyone else's life... please R&R. It's funny, I promise. COMPLETE. WHOOHOO.

A Lily and James story. Lily needs to find a date to a wedding, and the Marauders cause a little commotion by pranking her dates out of jealousy and good intentions. Read up to see if these guys can bear the wrath of the Marauders... COMPLETE!

According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP

COMPLETED - My own version of an Anne and Gilbert romance, beginning with a rejected proposal.

With the looming threat of Voldemort, the line between friend and foe's blurred.The new teacher's got everyone enchanted his good looks. And what happens when Lily realizes that she's been kissing a fool?

She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5

COMPLETE! Exactly what the title says. Who will be crowned Hogwarts' first idol? Will it bring some unlikely couples together? Meant to be funny and wacky. DHr, HG, RP .

James realizes that Remus and Lily are getting closer during their last year of Hogwarts. And he doesn't like it one little bit. Is it really what it seems or is he just blinded by jealousy? JL & ROC

Once, Alice had asked Lily why she and James never got along. In answer, Lily had replied, “Potter and I are incompatible.” It was the only thing she and James agreed upon.

Sirius, sick of James obsessing over Lily, puts him on a 12-step program to help him become a true Girl Scout. What have the Maruaders gotten themselves into?

Chapter 9 up! What would happen if Hogwarts had a karaoke contest and the particapants cant select their songs? Rated R for a certain song in chapter 8. On Hold currently.

Harry's educational guide to getting rid of Malfoy. [ be afraid...be very afraid] please R&R

18-year-old Lily Evans and her friend Arabella Figg win tickets to the Quidditch World Cup and a private dinner with star-Chaser James Potter. (full summary inside) Yes folks, this is the non-cliche L/J Fic you've been waiting for! So come on in and enjoy

It's Lily and James' 6th year at Hogwarts, and they can't stand each other. What happens when a prank doesn't go as planned? Lily is adamant and James is fighting his feelings every step of the way L/J **Final Chapter Up!**

Lily can't stand James. James can't stand Lily not standing him. It was just a typical cycle until somebody pointed out to James that it's because he sees Lily not just as any other face in the crowd or any other girl. Read, find out, and review..!

In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]